Booty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

She sassed, then sipped. A rich manly chuckle made its rhythmical pathway into her ears. The water got stuck in her throat at the sound, but there was more. "I guess not," he said again in his deep and husky baritone voice. Gulping, Joslyn willed her eyes to stay glued to the stickers of different country flags shining vibrantly on the back of her phone. "So what is a beautiful woman as yourself doing all alone?" He spoke again when she made no move to initiate a conversation. Irritation and slight disappointment sparked in Joslyn at his cliché pickup line.

She looked fir it in her handbag and finally find it after it has rang twice. " Oh! Here s it", She said when she found her phone. She swiped up the green button. "Hello", she said as she picked the call. " Hey", a voice drawled from the line.The other person must be very drunk. "How dare you date someone? So easily? Are all single moms like this.You didn't even give me the chance to get closer to you. I've been looking for you for years. Why did you go put with that pumpkin? Is it because he is popular? I can make you popular too.Is it because he is handsome Well, If he is given 40 points for his beauty then I have to get 100 points. Come to me, pls"

I shot him a sideways smirk, letting a hint of disdain creep into my voice. His smile faltered, “I just thought you looked like you could use some company.” “Really? Because from where I’m standing, it looks like I’m doing just fine on my own. So why don’t you take your mediocre pick-up lines and save them for someone who’s interested?” I turned back to the bartender, signaling for my drink to be served faster.

I wanted to chastise him for his arrogance, but I appreciated the attention and the ego boost. “Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’” the guy continued with his cheesy pickup lines. I wanted to laugh but I put my hands on my hips instead, raised my eyebrows, and stuck my chin up in the air. “Do these pickup lines ever work for you?” I haughtily asked. I stammered, but I schooled my expression in neutrality fairly quickly.

Her lips were big; fake but that didn't matter because I didn't care if it was fake or real but whatever it may be, I'm having those wrapped around me tonight. Fuck! I cursed again as I almost came to that wild thought. When I finally got close to her, she was smiling at me. "You are a goddess" I started, hitting it off with my pickup line that worked like magic at all times. Only lame guys start with shit like, *what’s your name, beautiful?* "Is that what you tell those girls that make them remove their panties?" She asked. From there I knew it wouldn't be easy trying to….. "Because it just worked on me" She finished her sentence and I smiled, knowing I'd hit the jackpot again.

“Borrow for a while, okay?” He looked at me like he thought I was high or something and then he nodded. I watched her. She was alone. Now, I wish I knew some pick-up lines. Or if I did, I knew how to use them effectively! But so far the only things that I could remember hearing around were: ‘Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?’ or ‘I lost my phone number, so can I have yours?’ and ‘If I say you have a wonderful body, will you hold it against me?’

I clinked my glass against his and took a long sip, the alcohol burning its way down my throat. “So,” he said, leaning closer. “Whoever he is, he must be a fool to make a woman like you unhappy.” I arched an eyebrow. “Is that your attempt at a pick-up line?” “Did it work?” he asked, grinning. I couldn’t help but smile. “Maybe.”

“If you’re talking about the ceremony, it went great. You and your mother are now officially part of the family. No going back, so if you’re having a rethink, expel it from your mind.” He concluded dramatically. “Of course not. Why would I be having a rethink? I have you. You’re better than a rethink.” “Damn! That was some crazy lines. I could use that on a girl, you know?” “Well, without pickup lines, girls would certainly heed over heels for you.” His grin widened. “Yes, I am. You’re cute.” He frowned. “Eh? Me? Cute? I’m not a bunny, only bunnies are cute.”

I never stopped punching his back and he remained unaffected. "Seriously Pretty girl, that's not going to help you." He said and I could almost sense him smirking. Pretty girl? Is that even an endearment? "You are seriously out of your mind!" I said as I could see us getting into the parking lot. "Can't help it. I am always thinking about you." "Wait, did you just use a pick-up line on me? What are you, Brett Parker?" "Don't ruin the moment for me, pretty girl."

I'm gonna get enough of her belly pecks. " I... I don't know what you saw in me and why you love me this endlessly that you ain't mad at me at all. How come? How can you love me to this limit? " she questioned more not believing me. However, I smiled at her and said " A devil always loves his beauty. And you're my beauty because you have made my life beautiful. " " So dead pick-up lines " she whispered but shed tears. " Let some sleep babe," I said back hugging her.