Ex-Husband's Regret
“But also… the way the characters chose each other, over and over.”
Something about the way he says it makes my chest tighten.
I’m mid-scoop of ice cream when he suddenly says, “Knock, knock.”
I blink. “Oh no.”
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Vamp.”
“…Vamp who?”
“Vamp-ire believe how good this date is going?”
I burst out laughing. Real, unfiltered laughter that has me clutching my stomach and nearly spilling my ice cream.
“Oh my God,” I wheeze. “That was terrible.”