Chemistry Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

What is his deal anyway? "I would use a cheesy pick-up line but damn baby I'm vegan," Kai said after a few minutes of thinking over it. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I desperately willed myself not to laugh because then he would be sad. "Real smooth mate, total game changer right there," Jake said with amusement lacing his chocolate brown eyes. Kai seemed content with what he said and grinned from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat. "Yep I'm good, ain't I?"

” Lisa asked ” No,,I can’t ” Michael teased ” Please,,I really don’t want to leave you so soon ” She pouted ” Really?? How’s your chemistry practical going?? If you don’t understand something,, ask me okay??” Michael said Lisa smiled and touched his cheek,,, ” You’re so cute ” She said ” I know,,” He said ” You’re not cute ” She frowned ” Thanks ” Michael said ” Gosh,,you’re annoying ” She said ” just because I didn’t blush??” Michael laughed ” See you later,,,,am planning to eat badly tonight,,” She whispered into his ear

Was this a dream, or is it real life? It read: You + Me < 90 degrees There was a pause as I looked at him in confusion, and so did everyone else. I looked up and met his steady gaze. He probably noticed the confusion in my eyes before continuing. "Because if we went to prom together, we would be acute couple." My lips split into a grin when I finally understood what the phrase on the poster meant. I can't believe he used a math-related joke as his pick-up line. After everyone finished laughing, several heads turned as they wait for me to answer.

"Nice try, Taylor. But I've got one for you: Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." Taylor chuckled. "Touché, my friend. You've been practicing." Their lighthearted banter extended beyond the confines of the school walls. At a local mall, they found themselves in a competition to see who could come up with the cheesiest pickup lines to use on unsuspecting shoppers. D'Andre approached a group of friends with a confident smile. "Excuse me, ladies, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Taylor wasn't one to back down from a challenge. He sidled up to a couple window shopping and struck up a conversation. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connec

"Tsk! What are you laughing at?" "Mr. Axel, I assume you haven't dated before, right? Not every girl could take your cheesy jokes." Amber, covering her mouth, laughed uncontrollably in front of him. The affection in his eyes deepened. He clicked his tongue and retorted, "That was a pickup line!" "A funny pickup line is a joke in itself." She was halfway through teasing him when her eyes wavered in shock. Her silver locket dangled and swayed gently in front of her.

“Anyway, I want you to know that I am not and have never been easy to impress and this may make you believe that he is a special man because he has touched my heart... I have dismissed very rich and famous men throughout my career. model. When a woman is very attractive, she tends to be harassed a lot and it is human nature, a woman's, to want to choose and not be chosen. When we are chosen, instead of choosing, it is as if we were suffering a violation... Many men don't know..., but the best pick-up line is usually just a look, which after being reciprocated by the woman, two or three more times, opens the doors of possibility... After that, a good conversation looking into the eyes, but wi

Her question broke the tranquil silence, and I couldn't help but chuckle softly. "Yeah," I replied, my breath gently brushing against her back. "Couldn't wait to be in the presence of the amazing chef who insists on making every day special." She smiled, her shoulder shook with my small compliment, as she turned around, letting our eyes met, "You're becoming very good with your pick-up lines these days Mr., I'm very impressed."- She spoke, as she threw her arms around my shoulder, grinded slyly. "Pick up lines? I never had to use these stupid pick up lines on another since my interest were never on another woman except my woman who is staring at me with all love in her eyes."

Charlie’s voice carried from the other side, faintly tinged with jealousy. He sat so far from her, and she wouldn’t talk to him—but she’d giggle with her friend. Candice answered honestly, “We were wondering if you’ve got some love potion on you, since even kids like you so much.” Charlie: “Curious? Come closer and smell for yourself.” Candice: “…” Sophia and Jerry both choked. Rex, however, didn’t even register the innuendo. To him, it sounded as casual as someone offering a taste of food.

I want Calum, not chemistry. “Are you ready?” he asks, lifting his head long enough to bless me with a vision of his eyes. I nod. “Yeah.” My eyes close as the words leave my lips. It’s so easy to sing the song but as the elements table. My fingers thrum, drumming against my knees. If we keep at this, I might be able to get a C. I have never gotten a C in chemistry. The most is a D because I managed to cheat in the exam.

| Those are my own humble creation and here are some sciencey pick-up lines I collated from the Net (which, thankfully, is back at my imaginary fingertips): | Are you the square root of negative one? No. Why? Because there’s no way you can be real. | Are you copper? No. Why? Because I always CU in my dreams. | Are you the square root of two? No. Why? Because I’m irrational around you. | Are you vaporizing from a solid state? No. Why? Because I think you’re absolutely sublime. |