Chemistry Pick Up Lines 소설 & 이야기

“Hmm, he is great and don't call him nerdy, he's brilliant and cute.” “If you're into a guy that thinks reciting the periodic table can make a girl drop panties then yea.” I let out a gasp, “Duh, it's so hot. Makes my panties damp when he says his favorite element.” “There is something deeply wrong with you and your coochie.” I shrug, “I agree, it also gets insanely wet for liars and cheaters.” That makes her jaw drop, when she finally collects herself she says nothing. Good, I left her speechless but this was her game and I couldn't resist playing with her and it seems worth it, I'm sure I heard a stifled grin.

".....I think I'll get you handcuffs or maybe a sexy maid outfit or much better a sexy police officer uniform so you can definitely send me to jail for falling in love with you" This just went from flirting to extremely cheesy. Diane couldn't help but giggle. "Who taught you that?" She tried to suppress her laughter. "That's awful" Dario pouted " that was one of my best pick up lines" "And girls fall for it? I'm truly shocked" She folded her arms giving him a fake shocked look. "They always do " he boasted " I was the most chased after during my years in highschool and college" "I thought Ronnie was the most chased after in highschool?"

I am also interested in her My pick-up lines were lame and gross, good thing I only keep it with myself "Ah I thought you were young, about sixteen like that or seventeen hihi", I was shocked at she said, is that a pick-up line? Did she felt tingles all over his body just because of that? I approached her and looked at her face to make sure, it's as if you can't identify if she's still tingled, or she's just plasticizing that man Maybe she's doing sales talk on him, and she wants our bill to lessen

"For pickup lines, you needed someone charming like me, but to ask for forgiveness, you need someone delicate, sweet, cute, and irresistible. Someone who shows that what you're doing has pure intentions and comes from the heart, and that the apology is sincere without any hidden agenda." "And who would that be, genius?" "How many nieces and nephews do you have, idiot?" "Watch your mouth, kid," I warned him, but he kept staring at me. "You and Clara, so what?" "Which one of us is delicate, sweet, cute, and irresistible? Okay, I'm irresistible too, I know." "You're so full of yourself!" I started to smile. "Your idea is truly genius, especially if she wears that tutu from her ballet class. She

They passed the phone around and I have to say my wife was doing a good job of not looking mortified. "Is that velvet on the handle?" "Looks like, I'm getting the purple one." "Get me one too Tina, I'll take pink. I'll pay you later." "How you gonna get pink Char? You know that's my favorite color." "Well hell El, put your name on it, you can personalize." "I wonder if Daniel could come up with one that works like Viagra." What the fuck? "Char, you having problems?" "No, but every now and then I want a little extra but my guy is getting up there"

I look back at him and pass a small smile. "YEAH OFFCOURSE , when you're old friends forget you , you have to move on and make new friends" I shouted dramatically. The guy got confused but I shake it and we started doing our experiment . I'm suck in chemistry I got to know in few minutes when I'm covered with methylene blue. "You look funny, "he said trying hard to control his laugh. "SHUT UP! " "Okay fine sorry", he said raising his hand in a surrender and pass me his handkerchief. I rub my hand first then face and pass it to him.

I really have it bad. "I'm a huge Chemistry nerd, and that was one of my favourite pick-up lines," I replied honestly. "I'm sure it was great, but I'm terrible at Chem," she pouted. "Really?" I feigned surprise. She nodded and looked up at me through her lashes. "I can help you if you want," "I would love that. How about we meet up later today for a tutoring session? I can give you my number," "Yeah?Cool. Here," I handed her my phone.

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

"And if I asked Charli, will she corroborate your statement of you dating each other?" "Uh huh," Another nonchalant response despite the quandary that had hijacked me by making this ridiculous revelation. My care free attitude only invited problems to my life. Right now, I've dug myself a hole deep enough to bury seventeen people ; it's an oddly specific number , maybe because seventeen is my unlucky number. How was I supposed to ask my rival Charli Dawson to be my fake girlfriend just so that Leslie Jenkins can leave me alone. Staring inside a beaker filled with concentrated Benzoic acid , I contemplated on chugging it down hoping that it would kill me.

If I can win the hearts of so many girls, I can make her fall for me as well. Well, after some time, she mentioned that she was craving something sweet; I personally went to the kitchen, requested the chef, and came back with her favorite dessert. Her eyes lit up. "You actually got this for me?" I shrugged, playing it cool. "You say the word, and I make things happen." She giggled. "That sounds suspiciously like a pick-up line." "Take it however you want, sweetheart," I murmured. She blushed. Blushed.