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“Oh, so now Valerie’s sent you to do her dirty work, huh? How pathetic. She’s got you dancing on a string, and you’re just a mindless puppet eager to please her. Newsflash, Chris, you’re nothing but a doormat for her to wipe her feet on. And I’ve heard you’re treating her like your personal trophy, polishing her ego and feeding her insecurities. How cute! Take my leftovers brother, go ahead. You’re welcome to the trash I’ve discarded. Enjoy being her second-hand man, her Plan B, her consolation prize”. As soon as the words left Chase’s lips, Chris’ face turned beet red with rage. His eyes bulged, and his massive fists clenched into deadly weapons. "Sassy Orphan and the Twin CEOs" is a romantic tale of twin billionaires who couldn't stand each other due to family misunderstandings. Their lives get more complicated with Valerie, a feisty beauty. One twin fathers her child, while the other harbors secret love for her, sparking drama and tension.

    Di tengah kondisinya yang sedang hamil besar, Emma mengendus perselingkuhan yang dilakukan Chris, suaminya. Ketika kecurigaan Emma terbukti benar, ia tidak pernah menyangka kalau selingkuhan Chris adalah Evelyn, kakak kandungnya sendiri.     Kegilaan rumah tangga membuat Emma berada dalam perjalanan menjadi seorang janda. Ia tanpa sadar mencoba mencari pelarian. Dari sekian banyak pria tampan nan hebat yang ada di sekelilingnya, hormon kehamilan yang membuatnya bertingkah aneh justru menuntunnya untuk terpikat pada Andrew Costner Maurice, seorang pria kaya raya berdarah Inggris yang anti pada pernikahan.     Emma tak mengharapkan dirinya akan terjebak membuat kesalahan besar bersama Andrew pada suatu malam. Nahasnya, kesalahan itu membawa mereka pada sebuah kesepakatan ranjang yang menggairahkan. ••• [Perlu diperhatikan bahwa novel ini adalah novel romansa dewasa, sehingga mengandung konten vulgar pada sejumlah chapter. Harap bijak dalam memilih bacaan sesuai umur.]

She was at the top of the world when the cold boss, Chris Brown, accepted her as his girlfriend. Everything was going just as perfect as one would expect --- until one day she is kidnapped by The Mafia Boss, who claims to be her fiancé. What would happen when she's forced into a marriage with him? Would she fall for him, or run back? Would he let her?

A mysterious quest. A lost prince. An unknown past. A huge stake in the world. A great mystery. A prince sets himself on a quest that will shake the continent and even the world. An epic fantasy story filled with adventure, power, destiny, fun and loving characters, mystery. Fall in love with a brand new set of funny, cool and quirky characters that are sure to make every moment worthwhile. Witness what it truly means to Rise... A Legend!

Ava and Andre are forced by their parents to get married to each other. But before then, they have been involved in a fight twice and agreed to get married just to exact revenge on each other. But guess what? Ava and Andre were young lovers at teens but seperated. But how? Well, we'll find out. Fix your seatbelt as we take a ride through this funny, mindblowing and romantic story!

Liar. Selfish. Murderer. Asshole. All of these, and then some, can be and have been used to describe Dan Sanders—depending on who you ask. But if you know Dan, then you also know he wouldn’t bother denying any of it. However, the one thing no one ever has or ever will truthfully be able to call him is a coward. Especially, not his estranged crackpot brother, Chris. Though it's true that following the Rebecca Fairchild incident, the Sanders gang is in hot water. Dan has never been one to turn and run from a fight, and he doesn’t plan to start now. So while Chris may be brutal and undoubtedly brilliant, he would do best to remember what he lacks in mercy Dan lacks in morality. And there isn’t much he can’t or won’t do when you threaten those he cares for. A rivalry forged and bound by blood is nearing its climax. Chris the unforgiving versus Dan the unyielding. Let's just hope our anti-hero can clear his family's name before the bodies pile up and time runs out.

A book lover, an innocent teenager, and an incoming college student named Bliss Dy welcomes the new chapter of her life as her father got promoted in his job. Upon meeting his dad's boss, the CEO of the company, fate seems to enjoy bumping them into each other unexpectedly. Can a funny coincidence turn into something romantic and magical? Is falling for her dad's boss will make her life blissful?

Elaidia Valleja, the only daughter of Edalyn and Chris Valleja. She forced to be married with the son of their competitor in business. For the sake of their company, she need to live with Vincent Lincoln. Ano nalang ang mangyayari sa buhay niya habang kasama ang isang bayolenteng lalaki, at walang ibang iniisip kung hindi ang sarili nitong kaligayahan? Magiging maayos ba ang kanilang pag-sasama? O magiging miserable lang ang buhay niya?

He speaks out and fights for the rights of the people. But for himself he could not do that. Afraid of what people might say. A Harsh Childhood welcomed him. A man who could not make his own path to success without his concept ... became a selfless one. Stress relief is pretty good. But when someone crashed his sinful and ravishing lips onto his it was like he was at his brink. The feeling that its consequences made his heart beat faster then made it stronger. And that's how he felt his, Desires to Adrenaline

A hater or you can call her a basher. She hates musicians but in the other hand music is her healer. Past will forever be there, but you have to focus on what will happen in present and future. Hope you will learn something from her.