Comedy Texting Novels & Stories

I couldn’t help the smile that crept onto my face as I viewed his messages. “Happy new month, Isaac. You don’t really have to bother with all of that. Besides, I never really liked celebrating a glamorous birthday.” I texted back, smiling throughout. I don’t think my message spent up to ten seconds in his DM before he opened it and started typing back. “You’re joking, right?” “I’m not!” I typed back. The typing bubble paused for a bit. “What’s with the exclamation mark? Oh my goodness! You’re seriously not joking?”

I quickly run to the bathroom and do my business Alexander Nielle "No girl do that when they're with me." I said as she runs to the toilet I heard that She texted me, I laughed. She's texting while pooping. Of course❤️ I replied while laughing Shut up or I'll kill you She replied I'll be happy to be kill by you baby I replied again I'm not a baby and I'm not your baby I laughed because she's so cute. She doesn't reply me again and after awhile she get out from the bathroom.

Funny how our mind is working in sync and I feel a tiny tingling sensation in my stomach. “Tiring but I’m still good” I texted and he replied to me “so tired” “Okay, eat your launch already and take a rest” I texted him. “Then eat your launch and rest for a bit” he replied. I am literally smiling wide right now because our conversation is fun to read. We do really texted the same content to each other. Is this what they call destiny? “We’re in sync” he texted me “Yeah, I have to go to work. See you later” I replied.

I've been with Sebastian Radford for five years, and I assume there are no secrets between us. Then, the night before our engagement party, Sebastian says, "Cece, check the group chat." I open the four-person group text, confused. "Nobody sent anything." Sebastian goes, "Oh. I misread it." When he heads into the bathroom, the tablet on the coffee table lights up with two new messages. My friend, Noelle Frasier, texts, "You scared me to death. You almost gave away our trip plans." My childhood friend, Wade Kirby, writes, "I really don't want Cece to tag along. I can't even cut loose with her around." Sebastian replies, "I'll be more careful next time." I glance at the group name. "No

* She doesn't even know the difference between Naruto and Sasuke. *My Bad, I forgot to tell you I am not Jessica your friend, it's a Wrong Number* the texter said and I froze, did I just confessed my deepest secret to a total stranger. This the greatest joke of the century, thinking about it made me crack up the laugh I never knew I still had. *Come on Jess, be serious* I texted waiting for her reaction *I'm serious I am not your friend* she replied making me take a more serious feature.

It’s the aubergine emoji and the water splash one along with the tongue sticking out. It gets harder to breathe. ‘What-‘ I start typing. ‘are you talking about?’ I send the message. ‘Don’t play dumb, we know.’ ‘Lmao’ ‘No escaping sissy’ ‘At least someone’s getting creampied’ ‘Who’s the guy?’ Every message is dropping at once so I don’t have time to check the name tag and know who sent what but each text leaves me confused. Do I just play along? For all I know they could be joking.

Tell me I'm not, please. I checked my phone when it pinged and almost burst out laughing at Alexander's text. I quickly replied, trying to be discreet. Me: Nope, not the only one. That's for sure. By the time the third hour of this class gets here, I fear most of what he is saying would have gone to waste. Alexander: Well that's the best thing I've heard all day, honestly. Me: All day?! It's only 9 in the morning. I followed it up with a string of laughing emojis while trying to contain my laughter from spilling out.

{Don't piss me, reply my message} I groaned and sat upright. You don't need to know after almost crushing my perfect toes, idiot! I texted back. Ding! {Laughing emojis. You deserved that for laughing so much at me} I sighed and stared at the ceiling. Whatever, have a bad night, I texted back and slid beneath my duvet. Pulling my duvet to my chin, I growled as my phone beeped again. It was a message from Rylan again. I wonder what his problem was.

Aria’s POV You know that giddy, quiet laughter you try to hide when you’re texting someone you shouldn’t be so damn happy about? That was me, walking into the office this morning, still chuckling after sending Jalen those messages. As soon as I hit my desk, I got a new ping. His name lit up my screen, and I started laughing even harder. > “Send me more.” Well of course, he said that. I texted him back a quick reply, then switched over to Camille.

Em. I send the text and don't expect to get a response back immediately. I sit and stare at my phone for a few moments, surprised that he's texting me. Where were u today? And if you didn't already know, it's Jake. I roll my eyes and text him back, a ghost of a smile flickering across my face. Me - I know it's you, silly. And I was at home, busy. Jake - Can I call you?