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"I don't even know where that came from." "It came from all the wine you drank," I told her, making her laugh. "Well, duh," she said, "I guess that's another quote for that 'One Dumb Domme' autobiography I'm going to write." "I could use a drink of that wine about now myself," I said, making her laugh again. I thought to myself how much I loved making her laugh.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

His features twisted out of confusion. “How? I mean what's better than having someone relieve your stress.” “If someone can make me happy, it can have an opposite effect too. it's like giving someone an authority to ruin you.” maybe it was very extreme idea. But, being cautious never disgusts you, right? “C’mon, it's not that bad.” He smiled goofily. “Why are you laughing? Don't you have the same concerns about Sara. Your girl.” His features chenged and became a bit rigid. I knew, I caught him off guard. Quinn was too crazy to figure out things like that.

Her smile widened as she stared down towards my crotch area. "I like it when..." I couldn't afford to hear anything she had to say next. "Shut up!" She laughed. Shaking my head in horror, I muttered. "You have lost it. You are insane, Ava." I withdrew from her until my back hit the door. "You need to go to the..." "No!" She yelled. "Never! I'm not crazy." "Yes, you are." I said. "You are the craziest person I've seen."

I knew what I said was crazy as soon as it came out of my mouth but I did not expect the outburst of laughter from Narin after I had dropped my incredible idea. For a full minute, Narin was a cackling mess and her laughter was punctuated with coughs and wheezes so infectious, that I could not help but join in her laughter. “Oh my gosh, Nyx!” Narin managed to voice out amidst her round of laughter. “I know I said to voice out the first thing that pops into your mind but I definitely did not expect something as outrageous as that…I love it!” “Why, thank you, Miss Narin.” I mock-bowed, earning myself a kick from Narin.

Mom asked, sounding confused. I quickly bit down hard on my lip, fighting for control as I gasped out an answer. "Oh, it's nothing! I just… I accidentally stubbed my toe." Before she could say another word, I hurriedly hung up. Uncle Mike's movements grew more aggressive, and I couldn't stop the cries from escaping me. It was the sound of pure ecstasy, as if years of pent-up desire were finally being set free. Every inch of my skin was tingling with the rush.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”