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A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Who said he laughed like crazy there? "Oh, why what's the problem huh?! I think you're the crazy one there, you're laughing so hard and nothing is funny, is your guardian angel tickling you?" "Pfft, I was just laughing at what you said." "What did I say?" "Juliet." "Oh, what's so funny?" "Rose is the girl in Titanic Trix, not Juliet, because Juliet is a different movie, hahaha, what's wrong, you combined the two movies Titanic and Romeo and Juliet."

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

His laugh hurts the ears, it's annoying. " Stop laughing there! " I came to the edge of my bed and hit him with a pillow " Get out of my bed! You're crazy!" "Am I crazy? I'm sorry but I'm not crazy" "But I'm willing to go crazy with you," he said. "WTF?" " Oh you! Get out of my bed! I climbed into my bed and beat him with the pillow until he stood up and left my bed. I widened my eyes at him "Sleep in your bed you crazy! "

Rose Laughed inside their mind knowing it was going to be a little funny. “Crazy is as crazy does…I think you’re crazy just because you’re with me…or I’m with you….Either way it’s just the saaame…just as true…think you’re maybe a little bit mad to love somebody who may be just a little bit bad” She smirked and did a seductive dance for Romero for a moment

I chuckled "What's wrong with you..like you are shitty weird this morning.." "Nothing..maybe because I got a weird kiss from Violet..that's why I have been smiling.. everyone just looks like her..do you remember when Gerald said 'should'.."I mimicked sticking my mouth out and laughing at myself "..and when you raised your brow at me..you looked like an angry pumpkin..."I laughed again and she frown "Okay..not funny.. sorry"I hold my ears and give her a wink

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

She was just purely enchanting when she just let loose, and went on by spilling her crazy mind! “I am blabbering! I am so sorry! Like really really sorry! I mean it happens and then I start creating these crazy scenarios in my head where all things are like a movie and then I just go all out! I actually call it verbal diarrhea! When it starts, there’s no stopping. I mean you have eventually seen it right? And then….” she kept quiet again and took two deep breaths before staring back at me. Good lord she was so adorable. I was literally dying in my seat from just watching her!

“I’m tired.” Liam grinned, “Yeah, I can imagine.” I stopped halfway toward the stairs and slowly turned around, already knowing exactly what that stupid grin meant. “You know what?” “What?” he asked, still grinning. “You’re crazy.” “Me?” “Yes, you.” I pointed at him, “You’re the one who was making out on the couch.” Hailey started laughing again, while Liam shrugged, “Still doesn’t change the fact that you’re crazy.” “Whatever.” I started walking toward the stairs, “Excuse me, you weirdos.”

"I won't repeat it.. If you didn't get what I said then forget about it.." Natalia laughed and clapped her hands.. "This is a really good day.. Someone just said thank you to me.." "You're really out of your mind.." Max said getting up from the bed. They was a faint smile on his lips which he didn't realize. He must really admit that she's one funny and crazy person. no look on When she funny, then she's cute to look at, just like now. But when she's crazy.. It's out of this world.