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LUCILLE thought it would be her engagement evening, not knowing it was the night she was going to realize she had kept foes as friends. Her boyfriend betrayed her with her best friend but she never let it affect her. Instead, she slapped them in their faces by getting married to RAMSEY ROWE, her ex's cousin and a zillionaire. It started as a marriage of convenience and they were not meant to fall in love with each other. *. *. * "It's simple. Marry me till I am awarded the contract," Ramsey's cold voice sounded. Void of emotions. "No. I want a real marriage with you," Lucille rejected his first offer, piercing her gaze into his. The tough man in front of her was powerful, rich, and had all the connections she needed to avenge the betrayal from her ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend. Why would she miss the opportunity? Ramsey cracked up, kneading his brows. Silence overwhelmed the atmosphere and he leaned his mouth forehead, "You can't get what you want, Lucille. We are only bound by a fake paper," Lucille also chuckled and tilted her head backward, "I will make you fall in love with me," Determination filled her eyes. She wasn't going to lose this man to anybody. Will she be able to make his heart beat for her? What would they do when they realize their feelings are growing and they cannot do without one another? In the midst of many villains, will their love bloom or die?

Jera have always loved Christian since she was a kid. For her, he is everything a woman could ask for. But all things changed when he introduced Monique as his fiancée on the night of her eighteenth birthday. Convinced that Monique is cheating on Christian, she decided to make everyone believed that something happened between the two of them. However, everything went out of hand and the next thing she knew, they were married. Can she endure the pain of the truth that Christian’s heart still belongs to Monique? Will Jera finally knew the true meaning of love and trust?

He was forced to marry her as his father gave him no Choice he decided to divorce her within a year. He was unaware that the person he is gonna marry is totally his opposite. She is messy, she is outspoken, and clearly has no manners to talk to anyone and was thinking of getting rid of her ASAP. She was working in a private company and her routine was so tough that she never got time for herself. She was shocked when she had no other choice but to marry him just for the sake of his mother's happiness. But the person with whom she was going to spend her life was so composed and boring. She never has seen him laughing rarely smiling. He was so obsessed with placing everything in ​its place. And she had a habit of living in a mess. The more she loved partying and socializing the more he was reserved. How are these opposite personalities are gonna live together? Will anything except a fight will happen between them or they would ever get to know each other? Will this sour relationship would turn into a sweet one or a bitter one

"Fvck you. Get off me now!" He towers over me and his hands move under the covers, going higher and higher until I gasp. No matter how I want to push him away and stomp on his body, I can't. The heat and pleasure coming from his touch makes me go crazy. "Get off me, you dimwit." Through the heat, I force out words and I close my eyes as I moan when his lips descend on my neck, teasing and nibbling. "Oh goddess. Why won't you get off me." I try to push him off, in the mist of pleasure and he looks down at me with hooded eyes. My back touches the headboard when I shift backwards but he drags me back to himself by my ankle. "I am the King, Minerva. That means what I say goes." "Well, you can go fvck yourself or better yet, let your other mate do that for you." He climbs over me with his hands on each side of my head. Luckily, the heat is subsiding due to our close range. "I've told you a thousand time. I don't want you, I need you." "Fucker! I've told you a zillion times, I don't want to be your baby making machine, you stupid son of a mammoth-" He immediately shuts me up with a deep kiss, exploding my insides. ~~~~ It's every she-wolf's dream to be the mate of the wolf king but not Minerva's. She didn't plan to even know him, she didn't bargain to become a second mate, or a baby making machine to the King who has an unusual plan set up in his head; neither did she plan to be a hybrid. He finally found a way to break her... But they were so unconcerned about the brewing evil.

Meninggalnya putra seorang Konglomerat, tanpa ahli waris membuat Tuan Sanjaya pemilik Sanjaya Corporation menjadi putus ada. Ketika kerajaan Bisnis besarnya, perkebunan kelapa sawit, tambang batubara dan pabrik lenyap dan jatuh ke saudara jauh? Namun harapan timbul, ada cucu pewaris yang tidak diketahui dan dipertemukan . Tapi ada kebohongan ditengah realita dan harapan. Intrik dan kejadian serta masalah,.sampai bila itu terungkap? Apa yang terjadi sesudahnya? YUDI MASRAMID / SOFIE HSARI YUDI MASRAMID

Living in PowerfulHollow Pack has always been nothing but a nightmare to Magnolia. Ever since, she found her omega wolf at the age of ten, her life had been nothing but a living hell but Magnolia had her belief that one day it'll be her turn to be happy and that she would also find her wolf one day. Until she discovered that the mate the moon goddess choose for her was Aldean, the cruel Alpha who always bully her and always follows after Cordelia and as expected Aldean fiercely rejected Magnolia and humiliated her in the presence of everyone But what would Magnolia do when it was revealed to her that she was actually the bride to the useless prince; how did it change, Cordelia is always the bride? But then it occurred to her that she was being made a substitute

Genre: Romance, Drama Tags: CEO × Innocent Girl Sa kanyang pagbabalik sa Pilipinas matapos ang ilang taon upang hilumin ang nawasak na puso at buuhin ang sarili,muling magtatagpo ang kanilang mga landas ng lalaking minsang minahal—Richel Hermano—ang lalaking umiwan sa kanya sa panahong kailangang kailangan nya eto, ngunit ngayon ay walang maalala tungkol sa kanilang nakaraan dahil sa isang aksidente. At sa unti-unting pakikipaglapit muli ng lalaki, paano kung matuklasan ng lalaki ang isang lihim na inihanda nyang maging lihim dito habang buhay. Ngunit paano kung may higit pang lihim ang mabubunyag kay Justine na gigimbal sa kanyang pagkatao.

เรื่องราวความรักระหว่างธามนิธิรองประธานบริษัทเบียร์ชั้นนำของเมืองไทย กับน้ำขิงนักศึกษาฝึกงานเรียนอยู่ชั้นปีที่4 คณะเศรษฐศาสตร์มหาวิทยาลัยชื่อดัง ความรักเกิดขึ้นเมื่อเธอต้องรับบทบาทเป็นผู้ช่วยจำเป็นของท่านรองฯมือใหม่ เขาเกรี้ยวกราดไม่อ่อนโยนสักนิด ซ้ำยังดูถูกว่าเธอเป็นแค่นักศึกษาฝีกงานคงไม่มีความสามารถมากพอที่จะเป็นผู้ช่วยของเขาได้ น้ำขิงจึงพิสูจน์ตัวเองให้เขารู้ว่าเธอมีความสามารถ เมื่อทั้งสองใกล้ชิดกันมากขึ้นจึงเกิดเป็นความรักขึ้นมาโดยไม่รู้ตัว

Bagi Rein yang selama ini menyimpan rasa suka pada sahabat masa kecilnya. Pernikahan ini akan menjadi sesuatu yang luar biasa dan patut dicoba. Namun, untuk Irin, pernikahan ini hanya akan menjadi percobaan belaka. "Kalau dua bulan kemudian gue nggak bisa suka sama lo, kita cerai." - Irina Afariska. "Kalau lo cuma mau nikah dua bulan, kenapa nggak sekalian lo bilang dari awal. Biar sekalian, kita nggak usah nikah buat selamanya!" - Reinhart Putra Gunawan. ____ All right reserved by Kaitani Hikari

Overwhelmed by the fire of revenge, over her father’s downfall, Sofia Dean, went with a hidden identity to Patrick's office to work as his assistant. Along this line, Sofia fell in love with Patrick, but it was too late, Patrick already knew of her identity and it was his turn to play games with her. When she finds out of his hidden agenda what will become of their love, will it stand the test of time? Or would it snap and they both lose faith in each other and go their separate way?