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“Take your filthy hand back and keep it to yourself,” A shocked glint flickered in his eyes for a heartbeat. Then he retracted his hand, tucking it into his pocket. “You don’t have to be this way.” “Like what?” I inquired. “Oh! Like a crazy woman?” I threw my hands in the air and burst into laughter. It sounded hollow and empty to me, but it was a laugh regardless. “Can you listen to her, everyone? He said I’m crazy. I’m really crazy. So go away if you don’t want me to unleash more craziness,” I muttered amidst my laughter.

Such a Witch Crazy Of all the things to think of..? Remind me why you are still friends with her? Oh right! She is Crazy and you like Crazy! “Very funny Betty, you are not even close” “So tell me already” Betty Squealed. “Remember that moon-like Tattoo on my back?” I asked

the craziest said "What's wrong Adonis ,can't wait to look at the breasts again,bet you can't take them off your mind" silent crazy said "Whose are more juicy ,Greek god?"the Athena girl asked They were really starting to piss me off "STRIP THEM AND THROW THEM IN"I yelled angrily taking out my gun They squealed at my actions, quickly removed their clothes and got in " FUCKING HELL,THIS IS WORSE THAN IMAGINED,FUCK YOU DR COLD" Athena said

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Then, out of nowhere, a sharp, disbelieving laugh tore from his throat. “You know what?” Ezra scoffed, shaking his head slowly. “Are you actually okay up there?” He tapped the side of his temple with exaggerated concern. “Because the nonsense coming out of your mouth—man, it’s beyond stupid. It’s almost impressive.” His laughter echoed louder now, cruel and mocking, the kind that cut deeper than any punch. “You really thought you could play smart? You’re either brain-dead or just suicidal.”

“Cute stationery won’t save you from failing, jaan.” Timtim’s head snapped up, eyes narrowing at him. “Excuse me?” she said, her voice dripping with mock indignation, though the hint of a smile betrayed her. He finally lifted his gaze, leaning back slightly, his arms crossed over his chest. “I said… even with all your little pencils, highlighters, and sticky notes, you’re struggling. That’s amusing.” Timtim let out a dramatic groan, throwing her hands in the air. “It’s not my fault!” she exclaimed. “I stay 24/7 at home, my mind isn’t working now. Otherwise, I would have topped this semester easily.”

Then, when they noticed the smirk on Alpha Zackery's face, they looked at each other and roared with laughter hysterically. "Your Excellency... You really nail it! He's a... a grilled hot dog... Haha... I can't... catch my breath..." Alpha Julius pointed at Alpha Cyrus and laughed. "Your Excellency... Your joke is... killing me..." Alpha Cyrus laughed so fiercely that he started to cough in tears. "Really? I thought only malt kills people." Alpha Zackery laughed out loud, with eyes gleaming with ominous sparks.

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.