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My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

" But not all movies ends like this. The heros in movies don't die, they always win the battle an stay alive unlike this one that later died" " Calm down woman, these are all work of fiction please. This isn't even real and you want to stress yourself over nothing. You my friend , is stupid " Lucy burst out laughing " You're wicked " Sarah pouted " instead of you to pamper me, you're here making fun of me . What kind of friend does that !" " I kind of friend does that, LMAO" Sarah burst into fits of laughter " what kind of English is that " " Atleast that made you laughed"

Zain said casually as if he just did not do something stupid. Varun burst out laughing and everyone at the table looked at him. "Shit. Sorry" Varun said while controlling his laugh but could not and looking at him even Zain burst out laughing making me roll my eyes. How come these creatures are my friends? I asked myself looking at them who were laughing like hyenas. "Are you two okay?" I heard sweet voice coming from Corgi and I looked at her who was looking concerned staring at my best friends. "Oh, they are completely fine, it's just that normal people get panic attacks and these two get Laughing attacks" Aarav said waving his hand as if it's not a big deal and this time the whole table b

"Stop. It isn't funny" The door opened and Ella walked in. "What isn't funny?". Everyone turned in her direction. She smiled. "Nolan. You're awake. That's good news". I nodded in agreement. It's a good thing I woke up. "Back to business. What isn't funny?" "Nothing" Olive answered "Olive here would not accept the fact that she's joyous that Nolan is back" Bella replied. "I never said I wasn't happy" "But you just denied it"

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

Marcel felt like he is a god while the two of them are sinners who asked for his forgiveness. Marcel's laughter erupted like the cackle of a maniac, wild and unrestrained. His eyes grew wide with mirth as he threw his head back, clutching his stomach as if in pain. The sound echoed through the room, filling it with a sense of chaos and unpredictability. It was a laugh that sent shivers down the spines of those who heard it because it was clear that Marcel was not in his right mind. As the laughter subsided, he looked around with a twisted grin on his face.

she laughed again. “That’s why people say that friends are worse than enemies,” I muttered, clearly humiliated and looking like a freaking Raggedy Ann. After she laughed for the next two minutes, Mara finally said, “I almost peed my pants laughing. By the way, who the hell would put paint in your shampoo bottle? That’s such a crazy prank on a blonde.” “I know,” I groaned, pulling a beanie over my hair. Even in the San Francisco heat, I’d sweat bullets rather than let someone see this mess.

Why the hell couldn't they let the song finish before saying whatever rubbish they wanted to say? “ Well, I know it's quite inappropriate to ask you if your day is going well, since we're barely starting our day, but it is an indication that we, the members of the Blast radio, want you to have not just a good day, but a great day”, the voice continued, and I couldn't help but wonder if she was reading off what she was saying from a paper, cramped in a claustrophobic studio, headphones on, sitted on an uncomfortable chair, while the sound manager sat outside the sound room. “ And to that effect, we bring to you motivational quotes to keep you going, and keep you positive throughout the day”,

" My words cut her. Her brows knitted instantly, and she put on a mocking smirk. "Sebastian, you think I'd believe that? How could your mother's company suddenly go bankrupt? Stop this pitiful act. Don't embarrass yourself here!" Her words hurt more than any blade. I let out a bitter laugh. "I'm selling my father's only keepsake to save my mother's life. How is that embarrassing? Is it somehow more noble to spend $500,000 to please another man, like you just did?!"

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