Cruelest Joke Novels & Stories

“No, doofus, the joke is on you. You are going to go to prison. Your pretty face is going to get not-so-pretty. You are going to do hard labor, something I am sure you have zilch idea how to do. Heaven help you, you don’t offend the wrong person and end up being dead before your time is fully served. And do you know the greatest horror of it all? It is going to be forever recorded that you went to prison. You are going to be seen by everyone as an ex-con.” “No, the joke is on you smart-mouth. It is on you for thinking my father the saint and me the devil. That man hated his brother enough to kill him. Take the life of his brother’s beautiful wife just as the life of his own wife was taken by

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.

“You are so annoying. Jeez.” He burst out. And he was laughing so hard. It was as if I had just told the biggest joke. In the whole world. And honestly? That was our cycle. Anytime he said something dumb, I always insulted him. And he would just laugh. “Okay. Enough,” Cullen said. His voice was sounding sharp now. It was like he already had enough of me and Brian. Of our comedy show. I froze for half a second. Wait. Did I just hear… jealousy?

For example, it is not funny that I woke up in a strange bed with a strange man thinking we had done strange things while I was unconscious from too much drink--and yet he was laughing hysterically just a few moments before. Similarly, it is not funny that I cannot fit into his trousers with the roundness of my hips being as they are. I did not ask to borrow them, and yet here I am, awkward and uncomfortable. Thankfully, his guild friend, a sweet girl named Julie, had a few pairs that were able to work. And it's good that we found those because his last joke is the least funny of all. "A boy," I bark indignantly. "You have got to be joking."

"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh

It was an excruciating sharp pain that rendered her neck paralyzed. 'Does it hurt? I presume, it must not!', he glided the pointy horns of the device down to her little exposed cleavage, lowering it till he reached near her abdomen. 'You tried to corner a prince, assassinate a princely figure, why shedding these crocodile tears now sweetheart?', he lulled making a sad face. 'Stop crying, will you!!?', he yelled gifting her another shock that even rippled through her ribs. She screamed as much as she could because the pain was unbearble, debilitating, harrowing.

“ You always sounded jealous whenever I talk to her. That’s why I don’t think I can do what you want.” I gave him a death glare. “I’m not jealous of anyone. She’s my wife and I don’t want her near other animals like you,” I replied which only made them both snickered and laughed. Ace raised his hands on the air. I never knew I will be pissed with them until now that I am pointing my gun in their direction. Kenzo also looks startled watching me pull the trigger and shift the gun in his direction instead. “ We are just kidding. You don’t need to be this serious,” Ace muttered, making a few steps back where he was. “ It was just fun seeing you lose control around her.”

He used to laugh at my jokes, listen to my stories, and make me feel like I belonged. But Sadie had him now. She had always been good at taking what she wanted. And apparently, I had become… boring. Daniel didn’t even notice me. Just a quick nod, then off he went, laughing at something Sadie said to her. I remembered the last time we had spent time together. He had left my room without a word. I waited for him to come back. He never did. Sadie had stolen him, just like she always stole everything I cared about.

Jaida covered her mouth, her chuckles brimming with ridicule. “It's utterly laughable. Truly, this is the biggest joke I've heard in years. The less a person knows, the bolder the lies they spin," Jett sneered.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.