Cruelest Joke Novels & Stories

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was; You have got to be kidding me! I'd driven furiously all the way across town, frustrated and sick with worry to see a hale, hearty and all dapper Stephen only for a piece of joke? You have got to be kidding me! In silence, I waited patiently for the face of the boy before me to slowly morph into a look of mischief as he laughed out loud and tease me about the look on my face when he dropped the 'bombshell'. I waited for him to tell me 'JK, LOL, aunty you take things too seriously', then I would

We were walking in absolute silence, until Joan cracked a joke. “Why did the chicken cross the mountain? To get to the other side!” she declared, but we all just stared at her in confusion. Donatello’s laughter pierced through the harsh silent judgement she was receiving. It made everyone smile. Everyone except Arthur and I that is. It was pretty funny how everyone just stared at her in disgust of her joke, but I couldn’t help but not smile. I just didn’t want to be happy.

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.

For example, it is not funny that I woke up in a strange bed with a strange man thinking we had done strange things while I was unconscious from too much drink--and yet he was laughing hysterically just a few moments before. Similarly, it is not funny that I cannot fit into his trousers with the roundness of my hips being as they are. I did not ask to borrow them, and yet here I am, awkward and uncomfortable. Thankfully, his guild friend, a sweet girl named Julie, had a few pairs that were able to work. And it's good that we found those because his last joke is the least funny of all. "A boy," I bark indignantly. "You have got to be joking."

"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh

It was an excruciating sharp pain that rendered her neck paralyzed. 'Does it hurt? I presume, it must not!', he glided the pointy horns of the device down to her little exposed cleavage, lowering it till he reached near her abdomen. 'You tried to corner a prince, assassinate a princely figure, why shedding these crocodile tears now sweetheart?', he lulled making a sad face. 'Stop crying, will you!!?', he yelled gifting her another shock that even rippled through her ribs. She screamed as much as she could because the pain was unbearble, debilitating, harrowing.

“ You always sounded jealous whenever I talk to her. That’s why I don’t think I can do what you want.” I gave him a death glare. “I’m not jealous of anyone. She’s my wife and I don’t want her near other animals like you,” I replied which only made them both snickered and laughed. Ace raised his hands on the air. I never knew I will be pissed with them until now that I am pointing my gun in their direction. Kenzo also looks startled watching me pull the trigger and shift the gun in his direction instead. “ We are just kidding. You don’t need to be this serious,” Ace muttered, making a few steps back where he was. “ It was just fun seeing you lose control around her.”

He used to laugh at my jokes, listen to my stories, and make me feel like I belonged. But Sadie had him now. She had always been good at taking what she wanted. And apparently, I had become… boring. Daniel didn’t even notice me. Just a quick nod, then off he went, laughing at something Sadie said to her. I remembered the last time we had spent time together. He had left my room without a word. I waited for him to come back. He never did. Sadie had stolen him, just like she always stole everything I cared about.

Jaida covered her mouth, her chuckles brimming with ridicule. “It's utterly laughable. Truly, this is the biggest joke I've heard in years. The less a person knows, the bolder the lies they spin," Jett sneered.