Cruelest Joke Novels & Stories

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Mokunfayo Badmus: Seated in the large creamery, the only thing blaring in my head as I watched the lips, of the boy seating opposite me, moved to inform me of the biggest joke of the century was; You have got to be kidding me! I'd driven furiously all the way across town, frustrated and sick with worry to see a hale, hearty and all dapper Stephen only for a piece of joke? You have got to be kidding me! In silence, I waited patiently for the face of the boy before me to slowly morph into a look of mischief as he laughed out loud and tease me about the look on my face when he dropped the 'bombshell'. I waited for him to tell me 'JK, LOL, aunty you take things too seriously', then I would

I fell back in with the water entering my mouth. I came back up to the surface coughing up like a hag and let out a laugh. I looked at his face and my laughter died down for I saw that his eyes were red from crying and his face sad. He was breathing harshly and let out a curse while passing his hands through his hair in frustration. ” Why the f*ck would you do that sick joke Adele” he shouted “I’m sorry I wasn’t thinking” my voice barely a whisper “You damn right you weren’t I almost had a heart attack ” he yelled frustratingly

“You are that missing daughter. You are the lost Heiress the company has been looking for over the years. I was able to find you through my thorough investiga…...” Now, this is the stupidest joke I've heard recently. I shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it. I didn't let him finish before I interrupted him with my laughter. As though I wasn't the one who laughed just now, I suddenly furrowed my brows at him. “How could you come up with a joke like this with all that seriousness on your face?

She laughs outrageously as she pulls the plastic, transparent shower curtain out of its holder without conscience. She hummed melodiously as she approaches the corpse in it's pool of blood. “This room stinks of sluttery....” Rachel pinches her nose and squeezes her face in disgust. “ooh...I forgot it's you bitch...hahaha....in your next life,you stay away from MY husband” That remains the most appropriate time to make jokes because only then is the joke funny. She places the shower curtain on the floor and arranges it as if she was making a bed.

I could easily imagine Suzane Johnson writhing in a strange laugh when listening to this, simply by hearing the little pig snoring she let out when she got excited about one of my worst jokes. It was strange not to be able to return the same intensity of animation, although just so that she could not understand anything, I tried hard, and imitated a rehearsed sound of what was once an ironic laugh. I've never been the kind of person who struggled to be funny. I've never had much talent to be the silly court of a circle of friends. But I had a certain reputation for being the one who never let herself be shaken by the misfortunes of life. I always had a joke on the tip of my tongue to make so

I sat up and sniffled hard when I felt that my nose got congested due to crying. "You know what he humiliated me in front of his employees, Kelly. He told me that my parents had left me in the orphanage because they knew I was going to disgrace their name in the future. He told me that I didn't satisfy him. I was a virgin, Kelly. How could I have satisfied him? I was in pain and bleeding still I let him have me. He threw the cheque on my face and told me that it's my payment for that night." I sobbed hard. "I am sorry that I was not there with you, Naty. I am really a bad friend. If I had known that he was Liam Knights then I would have stopped you." She replied while crying.

Utterly speechless, the last ridiculous shred of hope inside me died quietly. … Meanwhile, at the headquarters of Silvercrest pack, Ethan glared at his phone with a frosty expression. The dark circles beneath his eyes were daunting. He was like a trapped beast, pacing the office back and forth, exuding a cold yet dangerous air. His phone was placed face down on the table. He almost flung it out of the window twice. When he saw the state his usually level-headed best friend was in, Cameron Duffal—Ethan's Beta—could no longer hold in his laughter.

He couldn't help the anger he felt, he crumpled the photo and squeezed it. "You damned, miserable Jonah Johnson! You always made fun of my sister when she gave everything for you, but I will make your life miserable, I will not rest until I have ruined you completely and made you pay for your audacity," he expressed, feeling a deep pain and how a piercing wound opened in his soul, for all that Margareth had lived, at the same time the beautiful and angelic face of the man became a cold mask of absolute evil. Don't let your wounds turn you into someone you're not. Paulo Coelho.

Finally when he couldn't conjure up a reply, he clears his throat, scratching his nose. "Just look at you!", Jace teases, laughing again, "You're so whipped on her, it;s like those yeras never exit between you two", at which Jonathan eyes go round. "Whipped? Where did you learn that word from? Is that why you were laughing before?", Jonathan exclaims, paying no attention to how hot his cheeks feel right now, to which his friend laughs again. "Yeah, saw some teens people using that word on social media, these days there are so many- Jonathan?", his friend looks worriedly and ceases talking as soon as he senses how stiff Jonathan has turned in a flick of a second, his eyes distant and wide.

At this point, I had given up already, and I was just hoping that the worst wouldn't happen. To think that I was being manhandled by this man, and none of them could ever help me. "Mere looking at her, you'd know that she is very fertile. She will definitely fill your home with plenty wolf babies." The emcee said, and they whole audience started laughing at me, again. I was just so pained. Here I was, sitting down in front of an audience of men who loved to capitalize on the weaknesses of others. The most annoying part of it was that they were actually laughing like drunk fools who had lost their minds. In all honesty, I actually didn't find anything funny in all the naughty jokes that they