Cruelest Joke Novels & Stories

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

"Yeah you are being kidnapped, but the only thing different is that you ain't blindfolded and you can always find your way back" They both laughed out loud due to their hilarious conversations.

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."

Feeling relieved, I couldn't help but notice that this time she didn't leave any dirty footprints. Out of curiosity, I called her. "Hey Willow, who's come to make you so worried?" She turned to me with a mischievous smile, taking the opportunity to tease. "Oh, just someone you don't want to meet - the neatest, cruelest person I know. I'm pretty sure that when the person leave, you won't have a job," she scoffed, laughing at her cruel joke before walking away, clearly appreciating the strength she had in her words.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

Alexander looked at me and was stunned for a moment, But then a huge anger swept over him, He stared at me with scarlet eyes and shouted: 'Diana, is that helping? That's taking advantage of a weakened pack! That's what I got for ruining my own and Selena's life! Shameless! ' 'These eight moons, do you know how she has been? ! We clearly were true mates, but you two despicable father and daughter tore us apart! So I will torture you until your wolf spirit breaks! '

he casually declared, as he nonchalantly took the knife and placed it against the other side of his face. The man trembled with fear for his life, and once again attempted to plead with him, uttering the words "Don, I'm sorry..." However, the sound that escaped his lips was a throat-piercing scream, as he mercilessly opened the other side of his face with the knife and cruelly grinned at him. Blood forcefully flowed from the wound in his face. "Your entire body will be subjected to my knife until you express your preferred manner of death," he said with cruelty, accompanied by a sinister chuckle.

The sharp click of her 5-inch heels echoed through the lobby. She stopped in the center of the hall, her expression unreadable as she looked at the still little figure on the floor. "Still putting on a show? Is this what Howard taught you—how to fake sympathy? You really think that if you act pitiful enough, I'll soften up? Keep dreaming." Each word cut through me like a blade, stabbing my soul again and again. I wanted to scream—how could she? How could she believe such cruelty of her own child? My boy was gentle, obedient, innocent… Tears spilled onto his face.

“You are that missing daughter. You are the lost Heiress the company has been looking for over the years. I was able to find you through my thorough investiga…...” Now, this is the stupidest joke I've heard recently. I shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it. I didn't let him finish before I interrupted him with my laughter. As though I wasn't the one who laughed just now, I suddenly furrowed my brows at him. “How could you come up with a joke like this with all that seriousness on your face?

I exclaimed and chuckled. He was laughing too as he told his story. "I know! After I said that, he and our old men stared at me for a long time. Then Papa cursed me in Español and stormed out. But I know my joke was funny because I saw some of our old men holding in their laughs. Mama heard about it and lectured me about it. Anyway, it was one of my funniest jokes to date." Imagine being a kid and joking in front of your father after he just killed a person. And then imagine being so mad you had to kill in front of your child and he just jokes about your face. I guess craziness runs in their blood.