Cruelest Joke Novels & Stories

Ambrose’s critical worried facial expression quickly changed to a breath of relief. “You have to chill, my man.” I huffed still chuckling from the act that I made. I don’t even know what’s funny when it’s pretty much obvious that what I did was a bad joke. A horrible one. Especially when it’s Ambrose that I’m trying to prank. He was quick to result to a violent reaction which shouldn’t be the case. If it was someone else, they wouldn’t even go as far as punching the wall as they blamed themselves. “Fuck you.” Ambrose cursed out and was already beginning to smile.

This time, there was an additional person who had covered himself with a large cloak, concealing his face and features. Suit slowly stood from his seat, “Gentlemen, ladies. To what do I owe this second unpleasant visit of yours. Did one of you perhaps lose a brain somewhere here? Silly me. How can you lose something you never had?” Suit saw the frown on their faces deepen. He had already rated them extremely poorly in his mind, but it completely plummeted when he saw them react to such a childish slur. “Don’t mind me. It was merely a joke. Something to break the ice. You all look so tense.” “Someone has jokes. You won’t be laughing for much longer.” The shortest man in the group sneered at S

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

Clutch asked. My head was pounding so hard from last night’s partying, I’d momentarily forgotten about the mouse under my eye, and who’d given it to me. “That’s strange,” I said, before pausing. “What’s that?” “I don’t remember one of the books I sent you while you were locked up being a joke book,” I replied. “Here’s a joke for you. Knock, knock…” “Who’s there?” “Go fuck yourself,” he said, before putting his helmet on.

Hearing Jonah say those words so bluntly, albeit in a casual tone, made my chest rumble with suffocating guilt again. Jonah quickly touched my chin, lifting my face back up. "Hey, hey. I was just kidding, okay? I guess it wasn't funny to you at all, huh?" Jonah smiled reassuringly, stroking the top of my head. "How could you even think of making a joke at a time like this, jeez?" "Well," Jonah shrugged lightly. "There's a wise saying that says the best way to deal with tragedy is to turn it into a comedy. So, I'm trying it. Is it a complete failure?"

Easter frowned trying to think but then shook her head negatively. "An impasta!" With that, they both started laughing making Sarah stare at the man dumbfounded. She heard this joke trillion times and she was sure this man must have used it many times as well but he was still laughing like a hyena. Darren looked up finding the woman he wanted to meet standing there with ridiculed expression openly telling him how lame his joke was. Sarah turned away from him grabbing the bags but watching her struggling with them he chuckled lowly standing up and making Easter look at him.

“Did I just-“ He chuckled, “Yeah. You got me.” Laughter slipped from my lips, breathless but real. I haven’t laughed like that in a long time. “I fucking did it!” I said with excitement. Casio’s smirk didn’t fade. He stepped back into a stance, “Come on. Again.”

A wave of jealousy crashes over me and I quickly push it down. “Ultimately it’s your call and he can’t say otherwise,” I shrug. “Thank you for putting so much faith and trust in me, you… you’ll never know what it means to me,” she says with tears in her eyes. I walk over and pull her into a tight hug, her arms snaking around my waist… HA, snake? Get it? Because she’s a snake. I really am the worst with jokes. “Why am I the only one privileged enough to hear your shocking attempts at comedy?” Zara quips.

Max said in a very commanding way making everyone around to laugh, and an alpha from Europe just says with a very funny accent: “Leave him, please! And choose me!” But Max has no sense of humor and he wants to leave Meredith there for a moment and punch the alpha that just spoke. “Maximillian Cruz does not see a joke?” and the alpha took a step back, but James interfered and stops Max. “No one will take her away from you, are you nuts? He was just mocking you!” and looking at that alpha he said commandingly “Stop joking like that or he will kill you for real. His sense of humor stops at Meredith .”

"I don't like your ridiculous piercings. I don't like your ridiculous tattoos. I don't like those ridiculous pink shorts you're wearing right now. I don't like your ridiculous voice. I don't like your ridiculous Instàgram posts. Matter of fact, delete that group selfie you just took. I don't want me or my wife being on your ridiculous feed. It's embarrassing to be associated with you. You are ridiculous. The only reason people cling on to you is because of your rich dad." "Is this some sick joke?" "The only joke here is you, Leo." "Do you know who the fùck you're talking to?" "Yes." Damien nods. "I'm talking to Leo Giovanni. The biggest joke on the table. An embarrassment to his family. Fail