Novel & Cerita Damon Salvatore Quotes Funny

“You’re lucky I don’t throw a shoe at your head. And please do not take the money from him. Take it from me, I do not want him paying.” “I’d deserve it,” I said, trailing after her, unable to stop the grin on my face. “And miss, I doubt that you should be taking anything from her. What would they call me? A barbarian or a monster, if I allowed her to be the one to pay while I stood and watched. I'm sorry but I'm a man of class and I'm not going to allow my woman to pay.” “Well, that would require me to be your woman, wouldn't it, Damon?” Sienna sassed. The saleswoman, laughed and looked at the two of us before turning her attention to me.

I bursted out into laughter. The guys followed right in. The living room was filled with laughters. I slumped down onto the couch and against the cushions. “Yeah! Laugh your pretty asses off there instead of helping me!” Alex chided us. Just then, the door bell rang. “Holy motherfucker of sweet potatoes!” Alex cussed out in his ramble. “What was that?” Jake whizzed out between laughter. “Sweet potatoes?” Connor added with a ridiculous look on his face. I tried to reign in my laughter but it was in vain.

Take note also that his hospital had the best and fairest doctor of any field. Damon pressed the button of his telecom, making a statement. “Cancel all my damn meetings today,” he said. Scratching his beard as he made up a plan. First, he wanted to make sure that his toy/ the one he loved but doesn’t dare to say it, will always be his. And so, he thinks damn well. In less than a minute, he thought of a bright idea. “Let’s see what you got, fucker. In this game, you started, that fuckface of yours will cry like a baby,” and a devilish laugh escaped from his mouth as it occupies the whole room.

Tajsa ~ “Oh, you are so scratching where it should not be itching.” Damon ~ “Believe me; I already have an itch that needs some attention.” Tajsa ~ “Really? What kind of attention?” Damon ~ “The one that needs to be in you.” Tajsa ~ “Then why don't you drop that pants and bring them on over here.” I drop my pants and walk on over to her. Tajsa ~ “Damn Damon, I was joking.” Damon ~ “Fuck your face is an absolute classic.” Tajsa ~ “When on earth did you get so buff?”

For fuck's sake, how many times will I have to lie to these people just to get them to leave me alone? Damon snatches a french fry from my plate and chuckles, "If it was nothing, my best friend wouldn't make a fool of himself trying to cook something while he's fully aware that the only thing he can do is burn water. That dude has no idea how to cook. If it was really nothing, you wouldn't be sitting here while that crazy bastard is turning back into, well, himself."

He had a proud Roman nose, a mess of curly hair that hung just above his eyes, high cheekbones, and soft lips that women in the bar would probably die to kiss. Seriously, this is the man I get worried about? “Montreal.” Salvatore smiles. The heavy and thick Italian accent rolls his tongue. He quickly stands up from the couch he sat on and moves forward with one arm extended, ready for a handshake. “I’m glad we wouldn't be stood up tonight. I prepared a feast.” Damon joked, clapping his palm on his shoulder. I stay back a little, letting the two indulge in their reunion even though I know they’ve just seen each other at the engagement.

If not for the furrow of his brow when light was let into the rooms Alex would have thought he was lost. "What the hell is wrong with you, Damien ? Why would you lock yourself in here like an hermit?" Alex questioned angrily as he walked closer to Damien.Damien sighed. "There's nothing wrong with me, Alex, you don't need to worry! Now that you have your answer, you can go and let me be at peace." Damien replied nonchalantly. Alex donned an exasperated look on his face as he glared at Damien.

Damon stopped what he was doing and gave Salvatore a I didn't ask for the details look. Salvatore stopped talking. He never asked for the details, he doesn't need them but Salvatore never fails to deliver them. Damon continued what he was doing again, his face was devoid of emotions. "He asked if he can see Daisy" Salvatore spoke again. Damon's bulky shoulders stiffened and he paused writing. His head raised to stare at Salvatore without saying a word. "I told him you didn't order that. I didn't let him" He provided quickly.

He asked again. “A big yes and I’m wondering if she’s gonna answer or I should. But, I won’t and instead I will be on my way out of here, how does that sound. Your opinion doesn’t matter, I can’t love you less for sending me that money. Thank you so much, and you should know my love is fake.” Damon spoke out with his sarcastic humor all over his words, he curved a smile before he backed away stepping on the stairs. “Wait!” Thea shouted a bit.

Shit, what is it about Jade that makes my cock not crave other women? Salvatore roared loudly as he drew his cock and began firing his seed at the blonde’s lovely ass. Pick up one of their clothes, wipe his dick, take my whiskey, and stare at me. “Was it good, brother? Oh, I’m sure you loved it because you are never going to have something like that.” What did he mean? “Get out!” I barked, and the ladies started to pick up their clothes and went for the door. “What do you mean?” I asked, staring at him.