Darkness Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“I do not fall.” There was a pause. “No,” he said calmly. “You just look very funny while slipping.” The line went dead. I stood there for a long time. Then I began laughing again. Because if I did not laugh, I might start screaming. The televisions behind me kept talking. The city kept moving and for the first time in my life, I understood what it felt like to be the joke. But jokes can turn dark very quickly and I am very good at dark.

"Life is going to throw some terrible things your way. That's just how it is. But someday, when you look back… this will be just a memory. The darkness never lasts forever. The sun always comes back." I closed my eyes and let his words sink in. Yes. The darkness wouldn't last forever. And one day, the light would return.

“It's not like that. It's not something you can get rid of. It's part of me; it's my other half. It's who and what I am. Don’t you see, I am the darkness! To get rid of it would be to get rid of me. I'm no good for you. I will only cause you pain and suffering. I am the darkness! I'm the monster everyone's afraid of. I'm the beast in the dark that children have nightmares of. I am the evil from the depths of hell and will only snuff out your light, little angel. You and I can never be together!” He said with a deep and rough voice. Smoke seeped from his body again, and a dark aura rose from his body like a shadow looming over her.

“HAHAHAHAHHA!” “I can’t believe our alpha is so…. HAHAHAHA!” “WEAK! HAHAHAHAHAH!” It was Augustus who continued Amadeo’s words, bursting out in laughter all together. Even Theodore was chuckling embarrassedly, hiding his laughter but his face says it all. He’s laughing at Dark too! “ENOUGH!” Dark slammed his hand on the table again. But fortunately, it didn’t break in two anymore. He stood up, his face as dark at the Northern stormy skies.

Darkous laughed, taking a long draw of his cigarette as he raised an eyebrow, seeming to control his increasing humour. “Don’t begrudge a man for his occupation, besides that shits fun.” His brother chuckled as he lit a Cuban cigar, taking an equally long draw. Darkous shook his head in amusement, unable to disagree with his brother as he spoke, his tone light and bubbly. “I have to be honest brother, that shit is fun.”

01 | F I R S T E N C O U N T E R *** Darkness is something most people fear the most, apart from meeting their exes, and running out of internet credit, of course. But without darkness, there would be no light. It is in the dark that the light can shine brightly. Plausible contradiction. For Michelle, darkness is not the only thing she is afraid of. She never fears the darkness because only in the darkness can she rest comfortably. No matter how many bones cracked, the bruises were torturous, and the stinging of the wounds stabbed, only in the darkness could Michelle be calm.

Grey warned. “Ready your coffin, Virgo,” Dark’s voice cut through, cold and final. “Dead,” Palvin said with a grin. “Farewell, you monkeys,” Grey added. “May your ugly soul find heaven,” Alfonso joked. “Amen,” Palvin said. “Boss, don’t be like that. Please. Think of the babes,” someone whimpered. “Move your a*s, three idiots. Kill the bastard with the bazooka or I will kill you all. Choose,” Dark barked.

With nothing in mind, he laughed shamelessly! "Hahahaha! Fucking idiots, you two! Hahaha!" "You two are Idiots? How come you have to wear that! That is the wearing clothes of female animals! Hahaha!" "I don't know my friend is this Idiot Haha! Haha!" Dick mocked this out loudly while laughing. Of course he knew to the core about Darkness having him wear that clothes! "....." The "two idiots" which Dick called is boiling from anger. "Oh, oh!" Dick exclaimed.

He murmured, drying my tears. "Sometimes, in our lives, we need darkness because we have become so comfortable in the light. We all thought that life should be just happiness and rainbows, it should be lights and unicorns but it is not. We can't forever stay in the light. , Lia. It's a part of life that we have to be in the dark in order to appreciate the light, our life. " I held his hand to my cheek and cried harder. "It's not your fault," His soft, gentle voice filled my ear. "It will never be your fault."

, he cut the call and looked at me in frustration. I press my lips to control the laughter. "Bye", shooting me a glare, he walks out. With a smile, I keep staring at him going and gradually my smile fades. Things are beautiful until we stay in the present and don't think about the consequences. However, it's not the same when I know there are many questions without a single answer. I fear the answers will be scary. "Then let's stay in the darkness. Because if darkness feels like this, I don't want light anymore"