Darkness Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

"I am very mad at you, Seven. But I can't even do that successfully because I am so worried. Life may be hard, but you have a lot to live for. There's always light at the end of the tunnel." I burst out laughing. "What light? All I see is darkness!" "Don't say that, Seven. You might not see it, but I see a bright future ahead of you. You'll get through this. I'm sure of that." I covered my ears. "Okay, if you say so."

I stared down at him. He gave me an impressed smile as he laughed at my brashness. “I’m not the dangerous one here,” He gave a light-hearted chuckle my way that made my hand twitch wanting to smack him across the face. “You are the daughter of the most evil man I have ever come across and you’re upset with me for laughing at the thought you find me dangerous?”

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

"Besides he's wearing a mask." "Who says I'm wearing any underwear?" Laura smirked back at her sister through her peripherals. Everyone in the room turned slowly to look at Laura, shaking their heads at her lack of shame. Amalay simply chuckled. "They're too much like their mother." He mumbled. Christopher sucked in a deep breath preparing his speech in his head. Everyone turned looking at his back with baited breaths. What great words would he speak to unite this lost cause. "PEOPLE OF THE DARKNESS! THIS CITY IS A SHIT HOLE!"

I gave her a little hug, "It's just that, I look like me before I started that damn job." "Please stop or I'll start crying too." She blinked rapidly to prevent any tears from falling. "This mascara is too damn expensive for emotional shit like this." I laughed and she glared daggers at me. "Don't look at me like that. You look like a psycho right now." She scoffed, "You haven't seen psycho yet." She used a paper towel to dab under her eye, "I swear if my mascara gets smudged, I'll murder you."

"No, it is not about what he said, but he is right; I always seem to carry some sort of darkness in my wake." "If you think you are 'darkness' then what am I?" He asked with a smirk on his face and though I tried forcing down the smile, I failed. "Then you would be Fifty Shades Darker." "Funny Lena. Very funny. Can I ask you a question?" "Yeah?" I answered, cocking my eyebrow.

Jon admits. “You know what? I don’t either.” I open my eyes, looking around the dark room. I can’t see Jon, and even if I roll over and look him in the eyes, his expression will be hard to read. It doesn’t make sense, but there’s something safe about the dark. It hides the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts. “I say things like that with sarcasm and dark humor, but it’s not really funny, is it?” “Sometimes you laugh so you don’t cry.”

I rolled my eyes at him and passed him my plate. “I was thinking, Dawn of the Dead,” Kate replied. I gasped; is she kidding me? “No way! I’m not watching that, it’ll scare the crap out of me!” I cried, horrified at the thought of watching a zombie movie. They made me so scared that I couldn’t be alone for days afterwards; I had to pee with the bathroom door open for goodness sake! I could hear her chuckling. “Please, Amby? I really want to see it,” she begged, I could imagine the puppy dog look on her face right now.

His words were making her feel embarrassed so her tone sounded particularly annoyed. "I'm scared," Jake said. "Of what?" "The darkness." "..." Son of a gun! Ryder had the impulse to throw her phone at him again. "Aren't you the one wandering the streets in the middle of the night? Stop joking around." A sad sigh breezed through Jake's lips as he muttered. "Not that kind of darkness."