Dumb Funny Things Novels & Stories

He wished for rain which would match his mood but the sky was an unbroken sea of blue save for the band of salmon pink which taunted him. "Point straight blank. My mom used to say I lacked a fundamental trait needed to function as a human being- common sense." Venus laughed her first real one it helped mitigate the building tension in, but only by a fraction. "I'm saying this now, not to give an excuse for all the atrocities I committed. But rather for you to have an answer when you ask yourself because you will-how dumb can this guy really be? The answer? Dumb, really dumb." Her laughter trailed off before dying completely.

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

“Holy sh*t! This is the first time I have ever met someone this funny! Are you a moron?” “Did this guy watch too many TV dramas? Does he really think that he can get money out just by putting a sticker and pretending to be rich? Does he even have a brain?” The crowd broke into peals of laughter. They had seen people who tried to boast, but they had never met anyone who showed off the way Harvey did. Anyone who dared to walk around with a card that had an Amex Black Card sticker on it must be either a dumbass, or a moron. This was priceless!

I fell on my delicate butt cheeks and even the dumbest person in the world would know how painful that is. Dylan, just like I expected, started laughing. Is he fucking serious? I just fell on my butt guys! My butt! I guess the dumbest person in the world didn't figure out how painful it was. Then I connected the dots, everything fell into place. The warm this was his chest and the scent came from him which means, I was burying my head into his chest all along! Are you fucking kidding me! "You're literally the dumbest person I know" He said as he starred down at me. Couldn't blame him. The only talent he had was to throw rude remarks.

"I swear, you are such a ding-a-ling!" "Will you stop hitting me?!" he growled, rubbing his head again. "I'm already dumb and you are making it worst!" As much as I was annoyed with my best friend, I couldn't help but laugh at his statement. True, Wade is a bit slow, but he isn't that retarded slow; but for making him admit to himself that he's dumb, it's just taking the piss. Oh, the idiocy of it all... "Glad to be some amusement to you," he said, clearly annoyed. "Geez, I might as well make a career out of being a human punching bag."

more, more and more, the little bird kept drawing her her away from the village gate, and when she was a little bit away from the village gate gate, she saw the bird trapped in between some grass, and thought at last she had her best opportunity to catch the smart creature, she made a little jump, and yet,just a little move of the bird, she had got her hands holding some horse drops, she got irritated and there was some vigilantes in a corner, and she never noticed as she was busy concentrating on the bird catching, she felt so ashamed, though because of the night darkness no one was able to tell she really was, they kept laughing and she was shouting that they should stop the laughter, but

Also suffered a paralysis on her left hand, leaving only the right one functioning. Nemo: her Intelligent black pet cat. Charlotte: her manager. ….. (System) I'm darling I'm honey Together were darling honey, the doppelganger system. Honey and Darling: two cute talking white bunnies, in the form of teddy, but possess normal humans hands and feets which look just as tiny as their appearance. They have the same appearance and could be mistaken as one if they don't appear together.

Drew paced around the living room, worried about Amanda that hadn't come back. His two brothers looked at him amused. “What's funny?“ He snapped at them. “‘You,“ they replied in unison, a wide grin on their faces. "Idiots," Drew muttered under his breath. “Last I checked I wasn't a comedian," he retorted. "You don't have to be a comedian to be funny," Mason replied. Calvin nodded his head in agreement. “That is true. Take Panda as an example. She isn't a comedian but she is funny," he said.

I wonder how I always end up being called the dumb one. “I don’t know, use your stupid brain” Scott said. “Who the fuck are you calling stupid?. Do I need to remind you that my IQ is a lot higher than yours” She ranted or should I say yelled making me distance the phone from my ear. “Right now, I feel as if my own IQ is higher than yours because if you’re unable to make up a flimsy excuse, then am quite happy to say that you’re the most dumb person I have ever met” Scott said and Jer starts to try and break the argument and talk about the situation at hand but the two idiots are not listening. I immediately cut the call, if I listen to their argument one more time, I will literally commit a

I mumbled within myself. "Don't tell me that you are too dumb not to understand my Jo…..". "Hmm....hmm!". Edward cleared his throat, which made me stop talking on the spot. "I understand your jokes okay. Chill….. I'm not as dumb as you think!". Edward type, which made me hit him on his shoulder. "And you made me go as far as explaining my joke to you". I grumble, like a kid, while pouting my lips forward. "Hahaha. You always look adorable while you explain stuff". Edward type, which made me roll my eyes, but I didn't roll my eyes in annoyance though…... because it's quite fun, and yet embarrassing for me to explain my jokes to him.