Dumb Questions Novels & Stories

Astrid asks dumbfounded. Has the whole world gone mad?

“You can’t even solve that simple problem!” “You don’t even know a simple Chemical Equation!” “You can’t even think of a solution in a Math Equation!” “You are a dumb guy!” “Dumb? Ha! How about you? You are a brainless tutor!” “You are a zombie!” “What?! Zombie!? How about you? You are a tutor but can’t solve a simple math equation?!” “Dumbass death note kid!” “Brainless karate kid!” Patrice and L were bickering at its finest.

Dummy asked "Because I'd really love to see them again" I replied "Why? Why would you want to see them again?" She asked "Well, they are your family" "Is that why you want to see them again? Because they are my family?" She asked "What's wrong with you dummy? What's with all this sudden questions?" I asked

Now, that's a question I'm unable to find an answer for. "Fuck.... Ah!"

When I was in senior secondary school, I remember learning about idiomatic expressions. I used to wonder what kind of dumb phrase was, to wish the ground will open up and swallow you. First, how the hell was it possible for the ground to suddenly split up like an earthquake and swallow a person? How logical and realistic could that be?

He was never going to tell me. I knew this so I never bothered to ask. “ Can I ask you something? ” The words slipped out of my mouth on their own, bringing Damien out of whatever trance he was currently in. Damien had never zoned out. Never. Not from the time I knew him atleast. “ One question. ” He warned as his eyes narrowed down. “ What is love? ” What a stupid question I could ask from all the questions hitting my mind all at once. But then again...

Dangerous. “I’m asking you a question.”

"What the fuck?" ***

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"

Dumb right? I bumped into someone when I took the next turn sending their drink flying out of their hand, and all over my shirt. I reached for her hand to hold her steady, she almost slipped. “Oh, my God, you have no idea how sorry I-” The woman did not even let me land. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CAN’T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING? ARE YOU STUPID, OR DUMB, OR JUST PLAIN BLIND?”