Dumb Questions Novels & Stories

Growing, Adulf Cain had asked many stupid questions. Stupid because Damaris Cain didn't know exactly what he was talking about. Too much reading, which was good, but humiliating if you couldn't tell your son whether bluebloods had been canceled or capernaum destroyed, or what, in biology, oogonia stood for.

he stuttered in shock, feeling like he was facing an unstoppable force pushing him against his will. “Why? What’s wrong?” she innocently asked. “What do you mean what’s wrong?! Did you ever consider thinking about how you answer?” he confusedly asked. “I do, but what’s wrong going together? You have no umbrella, right? It would also be a bad thing if you waited here until the rain let up and we have no assurance that the rain will stop yet right now." she explained. "Where will you be heading after this rain anyway?”

“ I don’t remember anything after that, Davin! I’m freaking out right now. What the hell happened?” “Stop kidding around Vladimir! I’m an inch away from hitting you!” “I AM SERIOUS!” “So are you telling me that you don’t recall what happened after you left for the men’s room?” “No, Davin. Not even a blurr! It’s just really blank! It’s like everything blacked out when I got in the men’s room. I am so confused and I think I’m a bit disoriented!”

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“What nonsense is this?” “What are you talking about?” Playing dumb pissed me off just as much as not delivering on a job we discussed. I ran my hand through my hair frustratingly. “Are you trying to play dumb? Or is this a trick?” “Look, my friend, if you have something to say, I suggest you say it, keeping us both in suspense is not the way to go.” Montero turned my question back. “You know I'm a busy man and I don't take my time for jokes.”

squeeze. Sister Mary laughs softly. “No, no. We use our real names. You’re funny.” Of course I’m funny. I’m not even trying. It’s a legit question. Why do all these nuns have names that sound like they came out of a catalog? “You two haven’t introduced yourselves to me,” she says. Huh. I thought they already knew everyone here. Guess they’re letting anyone in without background checks. Whatever. Not my problem. “I’m Damian,” the grumpy dude says.

They said a few dumb things that I had to teach them how to walk back the next time they saw her. How does a man of almost 30 not know you don’t ask a woman if she knows if she is fertile and how soon does she think they can start having children? I almost cried in despair when Peter told me he said this. Yes, Peter, would have expected it of dumbass Luthor or straight to the point Alex.

There was a duo of dumb and dumber because how did the second one manage to say something even more stupid than the first? "Oh what I would do to get to hit that, maybe with what nice about it the commander will let us share? " I looked down at Damian to see his reaction but it seems most of his attention had already been claimed by the press ups no surprise about that it would be weird if he was more focused on me than the exercise he came to do in the first place he was now moving faster and I was impressed by his form and everything I didn't know much about exercise but I would have to endure this strain on my muscle everyday because of several reasons.

She gives me a questioning look to which I shrug in reply before returning my focus back to him with a confused expression on my face. Yeah, this is just crazy and I'm having a really hard time trying to figure out what the shit he is trying to tell me presently. Damien nods head calmly when he realizes that I am not able to figure it out and then he moves forward in his seat trying to adjust himself to make me hear whatever he wants to tell me clearly. "Okay, I can see that you are still too dumb and daft to actually figure it out so I guess I will have to jog your memory a little bit."

He simply hummed and turned his head away at Eva's question. “Hubby, I have a question to ask you?" She suddenly spoke, making Damien turn to her. "What?” " What is your favorite food?” Eva didn't waste time and asked. "None," A quick response came from Damien without thinking about it. "Oh... how about movies? Do you have one you wanted to watch?" Eva tried again. "I don’t watch movies," "Ohh... ah, sport. What’s your favorite sport?" "Nothing in particular," "Then how about celebrities?"