Dumb Riddles Novels & Stories

I walked to the poster and read the bold typed words. “If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?” “Susan has four daughters, and each of her daughters had a brother. How many children does Susan have?” “How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?” “What goes up but never comes down?” “What is the end of everything?”

Om looked at his younger brother, he couldn’t believe what he heard, Ru speaking maturely came as a bolt from the blue, but he couldn’t ignore his words, indeed he was true. R- O where are you lost, are you even listening to me (shouted Ru seeing his O lost in his thoughts) O- Stop shouting you idiot, I was just thinking when you became smart R- (With proud look) I am always smart, O- Ho really spell smart Mr. Dumbbell Oberoi R- S M R T saying he did his famous logic sing O – (Rolled his eyes) were you sooo hungry that you ate “A” Rudra

"Did you figure out the answer?" "Of course! It's just a riddle. Piece of cake!" "Which one did you solve?" "There's a snake in the forest, but it never bit anyone. Why?" The other person seemed puzzled. "Uh… Why?" "Because there's no one in the forest!" "Oh, you're so smart! Why don't you try the final question?" "What's the final question?" "It's a distich." "Like a two-line poem that rhymes?" "Sort of… But instead of words, it's a number."

"Liking a man who doesn't like you, even when you are this amazing, young lady Chocolate, is indeed dumb. However, what about the other girls who aren't as amazing as you? If they pursue the same guy, should we also call them dumb? Just dumb?" As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said, then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot, and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Chocolate and the other girls.

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

I can’t believe I called my one and only crush a wall! You piece of poop. Summer you should go and see the doctor. Oh.. I know, you should go home and eat your moms cake and play call of duty.. Yeah, that will help me for sure. Gahh!! if only I kept my freaking mouth shut, none of this would have happened but no.. Ms. clumsy here is one stupid person who can’t control her stupid mouth of hers.

Right now we need to make that other day possible. "Can you solve the riddle?" "I might be able to if you would cease your inane chatter," he snaps at me. I lift my hands in the universal sign for 'I surrender' and turn to watch the meadow being devoured. A light bulb goes off. "Ulrik,darkness!" I grin widely. "The darker it is,the less you're able to see!"

A guy in a tie-dye poncho stood up and announced, “Okay, I’m just gonna freestyle a riddle, like off the dome.” Everyone booed in delight. “Do it!” He cleared his throat dramatically. “I’m tall when I’m young, and short when I’m old. What am I?” Katherine whispered to Kingsley, “Is it a candle?” He raised his brows. “You’re on fire.” She smiled slightly. “Literally.” Back at the circle, the group had already guessed it. Then came another: “What can fill a room but take up no space?” Several people called out guesses. Someone finally got it—“Light.”

“You can’t even solve that simple problem!” “You don’t even know a simple Chemical Equation!” “You can’t even think of a solution in a Math Equation!” “You are a dumb guy!” “Dumb? Ha! How about you? You are a brainless tutor!” “You are a zombie!” “What?! Zombie!? How about you? You are a tutor but can’t solve a simple math equation?!” “Dumbass death note kid!” “Brainless karate kid!” Patrice and L were bickering at its finest.

Floating platforms appeared before me, each one inscribed with a riddle. “Your challenge is trust,” the voice said. “Choose the correct path. One wrong step, and you fall.” I hesitated, my heart pounding as I read the first riddle: *I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind.* “An echo,” I whispered, stepping onto the platform marked with that word. It held firm. The next riddle appeared: *The more of me you take, the more you leave behind.*