Dumb Riddles Novels & Stories

My plan which proves that- IVY! I AM NOT DUMB! Proving my brother that I'm not dumb was somewhat on the top of the priority list since he's been calling me with the same nickname, which is Dumbhead. He needs to come up with a new nickname now because the previous one just expired.

Mathias declared, his voice filled with determination, yet tinged with a hint of apprehension. "Very well, then. Listen attentively, for I shall impart two riddles. Answer them correctly, and I shall bestow upon you the final riddle. The first riddle..." She began… *Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters* “The second…" *What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon and three at night?* “So what's the answer to my riddles, don't worry you have all the time in the world to think of the answer,” she her voice laced with sarcasm, fully aware that Mathias's time was rapidly slipping

The dragon seemed to consider this, and then it spoke again. "You have proven yourself worthy," the dragon said. "But to claim the power within this cave, you must face a challenge. You must answer a riddle." Beta Fionn's heart leapt into his throat. "What is the riddle?" he asked. "here it is," the dragon said. "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, and a head but never weeps?" Beta Fionn thought for a moment, the riddle turning over in his mind. "I know the answer," he said, his voice steady.

The men grabbed the boxes and tore it opened and pulled out the first riddle” I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name, I become a crime. If you take away the first two letters of my name, I become an animal. If you take away the first and the last letters of my name, then I become a form of music. What am I?

If retail therapy wasn’t on the table, I’d take verbal annihilation any day. You see, I’ve mastered the art of throwing bullies off their game. Random jokes, historical references, lines from Shakespeare or sitcoms – whatever makes them pause long enough to question if they’re being insulted. And when the fog of confusion lifts, reality hits. They start to question themselves whether they are stupid. And as we all know they are, it's a lovely moment for self-reflection. I slowly pointed to Tom. “Ah. So you must be Dumb...” Then I pointed to his acne-splotched sidekick. “...and Dumber then.”

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"

the Vizsla's eyes narrowed. "Nope. You and your cast of 'Dumb and Dumber' have been treating us like idiots since we touched down at Ferenc Liszt International, so I'm pretending to be that simpleton sock-puppet just for you, Vizsla. You've added to that by heaping disrespect and derision on my people," I grinned.

Give Remy one praise and watch her turn into the she-devil. “Well, I want to have it. Mama says we’re twins. Twins share fish legs. Don’t be sel-pish.” “That’s sel-fish, boo-boo. How can I give you my toy when you’re so dumb!” I sat up quickly. “Rhea. Don’t call your brother dumb.” She yanked her frog toy away, then stopped her foot. Puffing out her cheeks. “But ‘is true. He is dumb!” “Rhea!” I scolded.

It seem it only divide once you get the right answer. "Correct." She said. "Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it?" Jorkallun snorted out a little. "It's a Shadow." And smile when the Sea opened the more. "How do you manage to get the answers?" "Am a dragon and Dragons are the wisest creatures. Have you no more riddle again?"

“What happened to baby?” “You hijacked it first.” “What did I do first?” “Called me baby.” “We both can say baby girl.” “No then it's an echo.” “What is an echo?” “What you sounding like now.” “I have not heard of anything dumber.” “You will see how dumb it is when you start doing it.” “Do you know how dumb it is thinking it?” “Did you just call me dumb?” “I might of perhaps.” “You might have perhaps not be getting any sex.” “You can't do that.”