Ed Sheeran Funny Novels & Stories

She pouted in realisation. “See. Tiny,” he teased and broke into laughter. She pulled away, pursing her lips. She wasn’t mad though. She found it kinda cute. He was so big and she was tiny. They both would make a cute couple. She stared at him and wondered if this thought had ever crossed his mind. A grin grew on her face as she found herself losing in the waves of his deep sonorous laughter. How someone can have such a burst of amazing laughter? “What’s the joke about?” Shanice set her bag down on the table and asked, interrupting their conversation. Serena sent a smile her way as Shanice took a seat beside Asher.

Everyone frowned at his statement with Gracie widening her eyes. "Come on, I just heard her rehearse her speech and she was so fluent and confident. Being stressed is the least that could happen to me, right?" He concluded quickly before excusing himself out of the room only to rush towards the bathroom. Niall and Sira shared a look that only the two knew the meaning of. "Poor him. Gracie you didn't have to be so hard on him." Shaun said, earning a pile of laughter from the couple who already knew the situation. "Oh Shut up! Shaun the sheep!" Gracie rolls her eyes, making the couple laugh harder. She knew exactly why her best friends were cackling.

He kept opening and closing his mouth like a fish that could wail like a small puppy. Enzo and Mrs. Ricci who was standing nearby both shook their heads in unison, wearing identically exasperated expressions at Killian's never-ending stupidity. Even Seven, who usually found amusement in Killian's antics, looked thoroughly helpless by his lack of self-preservation instincts. However, a startled burst of laughter suddenly rang out. All eyes turned in surprise to see Serena bent over at the waist with one hand braced on the table and her shoulders shaking with unbridled mirth.

Selene stomped like a child. " WAIT FUCKING THERE " Rhiala shouted before she disappeared around the house and out of sight. Everyone was looking at Selene now, who crossed her arms over her chest and scowled. But she didn't storm off or move. She stayed where put. What she did do was throw out dirty looks to Rhiala's brothers, who started whispering and laughing among themselves. " What is so funny ? " she snapped at them eventually. Raan looked back at her unimpressed and shrugged. " Well , you've pissed her off. You'll learn not to do that. Our sister is more of a neanderthal than what we are " he laughed.

“That Asher is in love with me?” I burst out laughing again. I laugh until there’s tears in my eyes. Then I pause, my friends are looking at me like they’re contemplating how to approach a wild animal. “That’s fucking, completely absurd. Asher would never fall in love with a guy. Much less the guy whose father has him on a leash.” I laugh again at the absurdity of the idea. “That’s just fucking rubbish.” I even do a terrible british accent. My friends share a look. The whole thing is so funny to me that I fall again on my side, laughing at the idea.

Shea: My password is Fettuccine Alfredo, unlock the phone and reply to my texts! Who the fuck uses a food as their password. This girl is hilarious. I unlocked the phone and checked the rest of the messages. Shea: Hey, you there? Shea: Please, text me back. Shea: Hello? If you're not going to answer my calls at least text me back. Shea: Argh, you're so annoying, you're the worst human I've ever met in my whole and entirely life. I laughed at her messages as they kept flowing in.

Shit, I did it again. "I mean that's good you're not in a relationship because you, you know sleep with a lot of women and, that...wouldn't be good. It isn't good for me, I mean why would I care, right?" I did my trademark "Edgy Leslie Laugh" that I used to constantly do in High School, name courtesy to Beth Evans. The laugh consisted of a bunch of high pitched "he he he's" that lasted for about five seconds. I couldn't resist. I let my laugh loose and there was no way I was getting it back. I slapped my hand over my hand over my mouth to cease the giggles after three seconds of uncontrollable laughter. It was silent, except for Fiona singing Pearl Jam and Sarah still laughing at her. After

she said and laughed again at me. I watched her smiling how beautiful she is looking when she laughs. Why can't she laugh and smile like this everyday. I want to see her like this for the rest of my life. She is looking ethereal. She wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes which gathered by so much laughing. "I never laughed this much in my life." she said when her laugh died down. "And never I had saw someone looking this beautiful while laughing besides my mum." I said honestly. She snapped her head gazing at me wordlessly. "Stop making me flustered." she said without hesitation.

Instead, she smirked at me with disdain. I had to chomp down on my lip as hard as I could to keep my pain from flowing out. Yet my eyes went red, and tears blurred my sight. "Oh, what now? Trying to act like you're a loving man again?"

Then: “...What?” “I need advice.” More silence. “You?” “Yes.” “The same Sebastian Sterling who once told me feelings were an inefficient use of time?” “I was twenty.” “You were twenty-three.” “Close enough.” Shania burst out laughing. “You’re serious?” “Unfortunately.” “Oh, this is magnificent.” “Can you stop enjoying this?” “Absolutely not.” Sebastian muttered several colourful words under his breath. That only made her laugh harder. Eventually, she managed to compose herself. “Right. Let me understand this properly.”