Eduardo Eddsworld Novels & Stories

“I appreciate it.” Ed was being decent today. Not lascivious or bug-eyed. The world had officially gone insane. “Not a problem, Ed.” “Listen, since we’re the last ones here, I wondered if you wanted to—” “Bradley Guzman!” I bellowed out. “I’m ready for you right here. Come and get stuck.” “Right then,” Ed said and stepped out of the tiny room. I leaned my head back and closed my eyes. Blood blood blood blood! Blood! Blood blood!

It wasn’t long, she heard the sound of a car starting and then it was gone, meaning she was alone in the house. She searched around with her eyes, there was nothing in the room, absolutely nothing that one can use as a weapon, the man was being careful as hell, she wondered what his name was, he probably would be answering a name that match his reputation, just like El Diablo. If he is answering that and from his tone of Spanish, she guessed he must be from Colombia, he didn’t really look like them but his Spanish can’t be something he learnt, it must be his mother’s tongue.

-END OF CHAPTER NINE- A shadowy figure watches from the horizon: “The Guardian thinks she’s won… but the real war begins tomorrow.”

Eduardo said, because he didn't want his mother to find out what is going on. "Okay boss, just let me know if you need my presence," Dean said. "Sure," Eduardo uttered. "Goodnight, Boss," Dean said, then Eduardo didn't respond, and disconnected. Eduardo woke up with a terrible and confusing dream the next morning. He got flustered a bit with his dream but he decided not to bother himself and quickly prepared for work. Immediately after he entered his office someone came knocking on the door. "Come in." He answered, then the door opened and Fredrick walked in.

He said and I smiled widely at him, wondering if my husband was manipulating him. "My name is Mr. Joshua; people call me Josh for short; I’m the co-founder of ED Company; nice to meet you." He said this while extending his hand to me, and I took his hand and shook it. "Mr. Joshua, I'm sorry for asking, but what's the meaning of ED?" I stated unequivocally. "ED is an abbreviation for Eliminate Demons," he explained, and I gasped. "Are you okay?" he asked. "Our goal is to capture demons and destroy them; they don’t belong on earth." He said making me clench my fist.

Ruby trembled, unable to answer his question anymore. Eduardo scoffed, then went into the closet to change clothes. His brow remained furrowed in bewilderment. Ruby didn't look at him, but her sobs grew louder as she heard her bedroom door close, trapped between relief and mourning her fate. *** "I slept with her." Eduardo sat down and crossed his legs. "Ed, I'm a pastor. Do you think it's appropriate to discuss that with me?" Javier closed the book in his hands and looked at Eduardo. It wasn't surprising, as Eduardo had always opened up to him.

“I heard you are one of the Gang Lords that don’t do drugs. Why are you trying to be modest? You are already immoral, you might as well complete the equation.” “Why are we talking about immorality all of a sudden?” I found the base of his neck and the fool was too immersed in marijuana talk to know that I was about to attack him. “We should talk about how great your father was. It shucks that I couldn’t attend his funeral.” “Ha!” Eduardo exclaimed in a not-so-loud voice from where he was seated. “He said shucks!”

I explained. "Edward?" Justin asked, I was surprised but I still nodded. "Wipe off that surprise expression of yours; we are not some cave boys who don't know what is happening around the world,", he said. "Well let me correct you on that. It's not around the world but around the underworld. Edward, me, us, and people like us in every country are not people of the normal world and what you know of shouldn't be mistaken as normal world happens, got It?" I said. "Why are you speaking as if you are talking to kids? Of course, we know what you mean. Quit your earnest expression; it makes you look funny," Jose said, and I held back from teaching these boys a lesson.

His car was parked by the side of the road, a few meters away from Aurora's apartment. The kids were not back from school, he reckoned as he looked around. He had not visited since the last time and nothing seemed to have changed. The house was still the same as it was years ago except her father's Porsche was no longer parked outside. Mr. Edderson Williams was a hardworking and respectable businessman in society. He was known for being successful and rigorous. Sadly, he didn't like Eduardo very much even after he validated his love for his daughter and the latter didn't care one bit.

he said flippantly, perfecting his hair styling. Jenny said okay and went out. Eduardo soon got dressed and came downstairs, this time in his wheelchair again. Jenny wondered why someone she was with a while ago standing and holding her by the waist suddenly would return to a wheelchair. It's all unhealthy rumour that he was impotent. Where did bad mouthers got such rumours from? First she felt his impressive bulge the other day and that morning, while he kissed her, she could perceive his cock poking her. Eduardo hot to his breakfast with his usual expressionless face. He seemed not to be the one she was with a while ago. He was soon through with his breakfast. Eduardo is a light eater, he