English Ng Kumikinang Novels & Stories

I hustle her out of my house, locking my door behind us. PIDGIN ENGLISH Howfa, wattin you arrange abeg?- - - - what did you cook, please? Abeg, abeg make we dey go your house- - - please, please, let’s go to your house When you go do the Afang soup na?- - - when will you prepare the Afang soup? wey you talk- - - - - - that you promised Up nepa- - - - - - the power has been restored

Habang si Donna ay hindi alintana ang pag babangayan ng dalawa naming kaibigan, tuloy pa din ito sa pang-gigisa sa 'kin. "Tapatin mo nga ko, why the effin' did you not recognize him?Akala ko ba sa direksyon ka lang shunga wag mong sabihing may slight prosopagnosia ka?" "What? Hello Bakla, English please." Sinapian na naman ni Wikipedia si Donna. Kainis!

First class ay English Malas "Napaka, ayoko nga mag English" reklamo ko habang inaayos gamit ko first subject "Tsk, kelan ka ba sinipag Paris?" Tanong ni Ethan sa akin "Yan, gayahin mo si Ethan kasi" singit ni Ira sa usapan Natapos ulit ang isang oras ng English class na lumulutang utak ko. Second subject namin ay Science Nakakamatay ah "Ms Demopolous!"

Is all I said, saka sabay silang tumingin sa akin at nagtawanan. “Nako Prinsesa, pag pasensiyahan mo na ako, itong kasing bruha na ito, tinuruan ang mag English at mag salita daw ng pang millennial.” Saway nito na siya namang nagpaliwanag ng gulong gulo kong utak. Pambihira talaga ang impluwensiya ni Tracy, una ako ang tinuruan niya mag English ngayon ang Emperatres na.

Natutukso tuloy akong baliin ang diet plan ko! “Did you learn to speak a new word while I’m away?” Hinila ko ang sariling upuan palapit sa kanya. Jimin looked at me with his charming wide smile, he then nodded. “Really? What is it?” I asked excitedly. “Ad… ado... bo.” Malakas akong humalakhak sa narinig. “Adobo? Is that your favorite dish?” I laughingly asked. Umiling ito sa akin. “E-eat… ado..bo.”

"Bakit na iinggit ka ba? You want me to call you stupid like your cousin?" Aba! Ini-english na naman ako ah Teka nga at ng masampolan ng pang malakasang english. "Call me stupid and papansin at least hindi ako katulad mong nag set up ng engagement party pero hindi naman pinakasalan tssk." Nanlaki ang mga mata niya at naiatras pa ang isang paa dahil sa gulat. "Sinong tanga?" Kinanta ko na may tono ng sa Dora the Explorer

"Wow, congratulations, Jill! Highest ka sa reporting, ah?" komento ng isang kaklase ko nang magsabay kami sa paglalakad sa kalsada. "Ang galing mo rin kasing mag-English. Nakakadugo sa ilong, alam mo iyon?" Tinawanan ko lang siya. "Hindi ko talaga alam kung bakit sa English ko pa kung pwede naman sa delivery of speech, ate," aniko. "Pero thank you po!"

SAM'S POV "Hooh! Ang saraaap!" Nakangiting saad ko sabay baba ng baso sa may mesa, loving the taste of coconut wine. "Masarap talaga 'yang lambanog namin dito, Ms. Gwapa! Wan ob da bes!" "'One-of-the-best', Caloy. One of the best. Hindi 'wan ob da bes!' naku! " Hindi ko maiwasang mapangisi na lamang when Kolas corrected that, pronouncing each word properly which caused Caloy to frown.

“Napipilitan ka lang ba na lumabas kasama ako?” Kumunot ang noo niya. “Why are you saying that? Mukha bang napipilitan lang ako?” sabi niya saka ngumiti rito. Ngumiti rin ito. “Well, hindi mo ako masisising mag-isip ng gan’yan sa sobrang tahimik mo.” “Hindi. Kaya huwag mong isipan ’yan.” “Then let’s go. Ayaw kitang nagugutom.”

“This was ages ago but I still remember though. We had an oral recitation in English. Should be easy since we’re just asked to translate simple words into English. But my teacher… “ Don’t cry! Please! We’re not yet in the miserable part. “…I think my teacher has a personal grudge against my father so she’s making it harder for me. She’d always give me follow-up questions. I answered her first one but she didn’t let it end at that, ‘What’s ‘aso’ English?’ she added. I replied ‘dog’. Easy, right? I was about to sit down but she was persistent. “ Hold on, my tears. We’re not ready yet. “She then asked, ‘What’s ‘pusa’ in English? I answered without hesitation- CAT. She looked at me and gave anot