F Up Jokes Novels & Stories

"Show me." And he did. Francis watched as his friend stared at the picture on his phone. His first expression was blank. He could not tell what he was thinking. Then, there was confusion before he started laughing. "What's wrong? Why are you suddenly laughing? Were you aware of this?" "What! No," Jeff said amidst laughter. He tried to stifle his laugh but failed successfully, so he laughed a little bit more before being able to suppress the urge to continue. "But we both know that it was photoshopped. Karen would never… I repeat… would never do that. Come on, an old man? That was a terrible joke, buddy."

Jomi replied as Felix stared at her for a while before bursting into laughter. “Who the hell told you that?” Felix asked and Jomi shrugged. “A lot of people say it. That FUTA is for the serious minded people and all” Jomi replied and Felix nodded laughing. “You just started schooling and know nothing about drama and besides you haven’t been paying attention to any other news so of course you won’t find anything interesting” Felix replied as Jomi pouted. “Do you party?” Jomi suddenly asked and Felix pursed his lips thinking. “Kinda” Felix replied as Jomi smiled.

Liam said with grin “It most certainly is,” Bruce said with a frown. “You didn’t even give the joke a chance,” Garth said. “A joke that involves bestiality doesn’t deserve a chance,” Bruce said haughtily. “Where did you hear these jokes? You guys have never been joke tellers.” “That hotter than smoke brunette in the red dress,” Garth answered bluntly. “She’s been telling all kinds of jokes for the past forty minutes to various people.” “Like who?” Bruce asked with concern.

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

“Oh, Trisha just told the funniest joke.” Fiona raised an eyebrow, clearly skeptical. “A joke? From Trisha? This I’ve gotta hear.” “Oh, don’t worry, you’ll get it,” Trisha said, still grinning. “Alright, here goes. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Fiona blinked, trying to think. “I dunno. Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts!” Trisha finished with a flourish, proud of herself. Kathryn cracked up again, and Fiona couldn’t help but join in, shaking her head. “Alright, alright, that’s bad, but it’s funny. You should be a stand-up comedian, Trisha.”

And neither of us says anything about it. Fred is in the middle of telling a ridiculous story about something that happened at work, and Stephanie is laughing so hard she nearly spills her drink. “Wait…wait…..so you’re telling me you actually told your boss that?” she gasps. “I had to!” Fred defends, pointing dramatically. “He deserved it!” “And you didn’t get fired?” Jason cuts in, clearly amused. “God loves me,” Fred says proudly. We all burst into laughter. Even Lucas. And I swear… I could sit there forever just listening to that sound.

Juilliard Pov "No......" "Ohh,......, it's fine though , you were probably trying to lighten the mood at first." Feng said, chuckling nervously. " Uhmmmm........ " " Common it's fine, let's not make things weird okay? How was your day though, I'm so sorry about your shirt", Juiliard started cracking up and started laughing out loud and then said," I'm joking okay"..... He said still laughing," Although I'm not joking about you needing to send details of your work so I can send it to my friend there. "

“What? Are you fucking kidding me?” She gave his ass another squeeze and laughed. “I’m fucking with you. Jesus, are you fucking kidding me? No, I lost my job and I want you to help me find a new one.” Down he went, flopping on his back with his hand covering his face. “That was a shitty thing to do.” “No, it wasn’t. It was a joke. Your brains are just congealing at the end of a condom right now.”

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

I shook my head, "no... no... you don't get to..you can now go back to your amazing comedian friends and forget this confused hated prick.." "Precious they didn't mean what they were saying okay. They were just making jokes..." "Making ME a fucken joke.. that's what they were doing.. that's what YOU were doing. I'm a fucken joke to you... my life is a joke to you. I don't get you.. I swear to God I do not get you at all." "Your ankle is swelling please let me just..."