Mr. President Has A Baby Bump
“Episode two: The Dick That Did the Impossible. A paranormal thriller, starring a cursed penis with fertility powers.”
“Stop!” I wheezed, laughing despite myself. “What the hell is wrong with you?”
“Oh, baby, we’re just getting started.” She leaned forward, eyes wide with faux excitement. “Episode three Who’s Your Daddy? Plot twist: no one knows! Not even the dick!”
I pressed my palm to my face, still laughing and trying not to fall off the couch. “You’re seriously insane.”
Lena shrugged, smug. “If I’m going down for the world’s weirdest sibling cover-up, I might as well pitch it to HBO.”
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