Filipino Jokes Novels & Stories

I looked at him and I caught that huge smile that seemed to be glued on his lips. “I didn't know that you're a good cook,” I mentioned. “My uncle taught me,” I'm really interested to meet that uncle that he keeps telling me about. “What do we do tomorrow?” I asked while I was enjoying the food so much. I even used my hand to eat instead of the spoon and fork. Well, this is why we are Filipinos. “Swimming, of course. We should go to the Hundred Islands, too. I did some research and it's kinda famous here,” seeing that smile makes me feel even more excited. I really feel like I am an ordinary person, away from the cruel world of the Mafias.

The funniest you wouldn't want to miss, and the most caring you want to keep. They just know us because of our wrong doings but when you tried to live here, you would understand that this is a country full of respect. Even when you heard a cuss here, they just laugh at you because Filipinos are born to be funny,to gave happiness in others. It's really right that "IT'S MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES."

laughed at the promise. It's probably because I was surprised that a dirty child was clinging to me. Why should I be happy, right? "Naturally, I was surprised, Gen. Maybe later it will be kicked and bitten." "There are no ghosts here. There are no ghosts. There are monsters." This is the answer. "You know, it's amazing that you know folk tales. Do you know the words you use in Tagalog? Can't it be Korean, Japanese, Russian, or Italian... Why Filipino and English?" I asked wonderingly. Of course, I'm Filipino, I just happened to ask here.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

I blinked again and I stabbed pj's side. "Really? You speak Tagalog fluently. But you have a slang name" I said while laughing as I drank the juice. "Offcourse. I'm Filipino so I'm obligated to talk Tagalog fluently" he joked then tapped me on the shoulder and smiled at me so I returned the smile he gave me. Of course we are friends so there is no malice in me. The people in the office thought that pj was my boyfriend but if they only knew that leion padin is really my love and boyfriend.

He said, emphasizing the word. Smiling, I shook his hand and said, “Then deal.” Well well well. That was wrong. So wrong of me to agree to this silly game as I Didn't know what was waiting for me after that. “Alright, I’ll ask first an easy one. Are you ready?” I nodded and he smiled. “Who is the national president of the Philippines?” He asked. I smirked, “Too easy. Jose Rizal.” “Correct but you have to tell me his whole name.”

he mumbled, kissing my hair—which made the crowd in chaos, while I felt that all of my blood went up to my face so it is definitely looks like a tomato right now. I deeply sighed just to calm my nerves and act as if I was not affected by his sweetness. "Don't be a PDA, love. Look, oh, your fan girls are now jealous," I teased him. "And so? Let them be." "Anso?” I chuckled when what he said sounded like urine in our native language. “That’s ‘ihi’ in Filipino," I joked but he didn't laugh at it. When I looked up, his forehead was furrowed and his eyebrows met.

Don’t tell me this is about Cebu? “About what you said earlier. What was the answer? I have a feeling that I wasn’t able to fully grasp the whole premise of the joke.” Laglag ang balikat na tumitig ako sa kaharap. I thought this is about that night but who am I kidding right? Gusto kong humalakhak sa kagagahan ko. Here I am standing awkwardly in front of the nation’s crown price, asked about the stupid things pero mas inuuna ko pang pagde-daydream.

And our elite soldiers made specifically to ensure compliance would serve us well. “I hope you will let us have a turn with your new friend too,” Philipe teased from the other side of the table. “Besides, I’m not sure if you have enough Viagra to get that ninety year old penis to rise.” There were a couple of snorts and a ribbing or two, and I let them have their jokes. Even after all these years, they still didn’t understand that I do not share. Instead, I lit my cigarette and breathed in the nicotine filled smoke.

dagdag niya. Is that even a good thing? Well, this is Philippines. Theater is something old for this country. Hindi ito katulad ng mga pelikulang inaabangan at pinagpipilahan sa sinehan. At isa pa, after the chaos I made that stained lalo na't Pilipinas 'to? This is something impossible. But not counting on last night's event. Ang daming tao! Iniisip ko palang ulit ay parang susumpungin na ako sa kaba!