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He gritted his teeth. “No need for the sarcasm Alex, where were you two?” “I only use sarcasm for people who are stupid.” I shot back at him. “You could have sugar coated it.” Kyle said lowly for me alone to hear. I rolled my eyes. “I don’t sugar coat shit. I’m not willy wonka”

He cut me off and he held a sexy smirk in his face and said, "Because you set my heart on fire." He wiggled his eyebrows. Should I laugh? This is so funny. Still the pick up line worked on me. "You have the worst pick up line ever. No wonder why you are single!" I teased him as he pouted his lips showing a sad expression. I pecked his pouted lip and ruffled his hair. "You're such a child!" I laughed. He laughed along with me not knowing why we were laughing.

“By the way, do you have a girlfriend? Oh, I bet you do. You’re a pop star and you’re always with beautiful women so it’s impossible for you to be single.” “You’re wrong. Even though I’m always with different girls, I’m still single. Those women in my industry who work with me were just acting. I don’t really like girls who only smile when cameras are on their faces. I like girls who are real and brave. I like girls like…you.” He said while looking at me and I almost choke from the pizza that I was eating. “H-Hey, are you okay? Here’s the water.” I took the glass of water from his hand and drunk it. “God, Jared. Can you stop using your cheesy movie lines to me? That won’t work with me, dumba

Air quoting fuck buddies, he concealed his laugh beneath his sarcasm. “You become stubborn when you get old.” As if a virus had entered in me, I talked a language I didn’t understand, yet enjoyed every bit of it. “Still I'm going to marry you.” He sounded nothing but serious, and my body quivered by his sincerity, “I'm dripping honey off my mouth, oh! No wonder, I just gulped your cum down.” Licking his full lips with a hideous smile, he snickered. “At least I'm not old enough to lose my sense of taste.”

The last was a sarcasm making me want to laugh but she frowned and my laughter disappeared almost immediately I saw the frown on her face. "Sorry sorry sorry Ciara_ I wasn't laughing at you. The sarcasm was just funny. You said she's good at her work, I know she's not doing any work so_ I thought you were probably just joking around. I am sorry if that upset you_ So, please continue, I wanna hear more."

"Didn’t you say you were too busy? What are you doing here sipping tea alone? Or were you hoping to snag another rich husband?" My eyes turned icy, and a sarcastic smile played on my lips. "I definitely have time for a date, but not with a beast."

“It’s a pleasure to be meeting you here you know.” Marigold bubble with an overly exaggerated smile that spite me to my stomach. And without giving me space to breath she begin to ramble. “Anyways I’ve seen the news about you and Tristian flying around. Is that true? Are you dating? I hope you are because you need to see you guys In that photo clip. You know you looked soooo good together!” She said, stressing the ‘so’, Obvious sarcasm dripping from her voice and from the evil grin on her face.

Of course I'm single! "For the moment, yes," I gave her a fake smile. "Guess that makes us, two." 'Oh how surprising. I never thought.' The sarcasm in my mind was without limit. "Really?" I asked and she giggled. "Surprising, right? I bet you're wondering, how's it possible that a hottie like me is still single," she joked. 'Nope. Nope, I'm not wondering at all.' "You're so confident," I chuckled. "So tell me, Zhou. Describe yourself in a few words. I want to know more about you. And be honest," I smiled.

He sat back into his seat, sulking. "Fine. Just tell me one thing then," he said calmly. "Is he hot?" I chuckled. My best friend was unbelievable. "Yes, he is, but he’s also smart and funny and all those other qualities which you don’t value in a partner—and that’s why you’re single. Now, enough about men. Let’s party." ---

He asked, and I faced him with a confused look, “I fail to believe a beautiful woman like yourself is single.” “Same way you're single,” I said, and he laughed. “How did you know I was single?” He asked. "Well, it's obvious, you're always looking for attention,” I said, sipping on my drink. He only laughed and gulped down his drink in one go. “Maybe I was waiting for you,” he said, placing his glass on the table. “You're such a flirt, do you know that?” “I am,” he smirked. He was enjoying it. “Do you want me to pour you another glass, or are you soft?”