Flirting Sarcasm Funny Quotes About Being Single Novels & Stories

What's the worst that could happen? “Uhm, thanks for the really weird compliment, Michael.” Then it hit me, his last sentence. Eat like a lady? Excuse me? “Weird? What's weird about liking how good you swallow?” Just wow. I'll ignore it. Whatever. “Okay, it's fine.” If I dwelled on that, I might just get fucking pissed, and this meal is delicious as hell. “It's just crazy how you're supposedly single. You're like an angel. Any man would be lucky to–”

Sid said grinning. "Me too!" I said those words but adding loads of sarcasm for sure. Ritika! You have to talk to me and let me talk to you. Otherwise these friends of mine will kill me. I thought shaking my head.

“Oh, so now you’re turning this on me?” I shrugged. “I mean, it’s true. You’re not getting any younger. What, do you think you’re Song Hye-kyo or something? Aging like fine wine? Maybe you should get married so I’m not the only one you’re fussing about.” She scoffed, placing a hand on her hip. “Excuse me? Just because I’m single doesn’t mean I’m desperate. I happen to enjoy my freedom, thank you very much.” I smirked. “See? That’s exactly my point! If you can enjoy your life without a husband, then so can I.”

One stubborn duck flew low over the water like it wanted to test how cold it really was. “You know what’s the most ironic?” I lifted my glass, studying the brown liquid. “Technically, today I’m allowed to stop feeling filthy. No more ‘someone else’s husband’ label. The judge brought the gavel down. You’re officially single. If the world had any sense, I’d automatically come out clean too.” “The world doesn’t have sense.” “No free promo lines from the firm,” I cut in. He let out a breath. “Fine. Go on. You were busy insulting yourself, I’m listening.”

Sofia sarcastically said, "And You're right. You already have a hot looking knight fiancé, why would you look for someone else? How could I forget that? Silly me." "He's one in this whole universe. Of course, I only have my eyes on him." Ria smiled beautifully. Sofia pouted. Sofia: ...You're boasting. Single life is really tormenting. She had just broken up and now her princess was indirectly rubbing it on her face. She should find a new one too, so she would not feel lonely. "Forget this topic. I'm hungry!" Zaria Smith whined and tugged her best friend, Sofia to eat at a near restaurant. "Okay, okay."

“Darling, it’s not my fault your brain has the depth of a puddle.” She scoffed. “I don’t need your comment, Miss ‘Rude’.” “And I wasn’t even talking to you,” I said flatly. “I meant the drainage leak, not the leak between your legs.” Silence. The room froze. Somewhere at the end of the table, a he-wolf snorted, then quickly looked down when I glared at him. “Well, that was fun. Thanks for breakfast,” I said, standing up gracefully. The blonde’s face turned red, and I walked away with my head held high. Sometimes, sarcasm really was the best spice of the morning.

“But don’t say I didn’t warn you.” “What’s the worst that could happen?” she teased with a grin. “No wonder you’re single, you overthink everything. You better change or you’ll be stuck as the grumpy uncle-type forever. No girl wants that for a boyfriend.” Martin scoffed. "Miss Sunshine,” he shot back, his voice dripping with mock indignation. “I’m not grumpy, I’m strategic. And if being an ‘uncle’ means dodging chaos like you, I’ll take single forever over your brand of trouble."

"Are you so desperate to get married? Wearing a fake ring? If it's real, I'll be thanking you for finally leaving me alone. You know how annoying you've been? Like a dog that won't go away." His mockery hit hard. His friends burst into laughter. Before, I'd squirm with embarrassment. In a good mood, Colin would smooth things over. In a bad one, he'd insult me even more harshly. This time, I didn't hold back. "If I'm a dog, what are you? Poop or a cheap bone nobody wants?" My sarcasm got under his skin, and the laughter around us died down. Some tried to defuse the tension. "Why is this getting so serious?"

This kind of person is very easy to deal with, just say a few words to him and he will lose interest in joining the fun. Jessica looked at him and snorted coldly, "Mr. Hartley, is your memory so poor? You can forget someone in just twenty days?" Hari was a bit embarrassed after being scolded by Jessica, "No, it's normal for you to forget about me when you're busy with important matters." Jessica glanced at him and snorted lightly, "I'm not as busy as Mr. Hartley, I see you everywhere." Hari was not foolish, so he naturally detected the sarcasm in Jessica's words.

"Thank you, Sky, I don't know what I'd do without you." "Well nothing of course," Skylar teased with a smirk "Tsk..seems your brain's still stuck in your chest," She retorted with a smirk of her own while Skylar chuckled at her tease. "And it seems you're still as sharp-tongued as usual," She shook her head, "You really should do something about that tongue of yours, at this rate you might end up an old single woman who drove all her suitors away," "Oh my poor me, what could I ever do without the love of a man, how can I survive alone in this cold heartless world, without a big strong arm to protect me," She exaggerated her expressions which earned a loud burst of laughter from Skylar.