Funniest Glee Quotes Novels & Stories

The Humor of Survival Yet, amidst all this weight, the siblings still found moments of ridiculousness—because if they didn’t laugh, they might drown. Like the time Tshepo tried cooking pap for everyone, only for Abby to spit it out and declare, “This pap could be used to patch potholes.” Or the time Mathapelo, slightly tipsy, decided to give relationship advice to Aubrey—“Women don’t need money, Aubrey, they need hugs!”—only to hiccup so loudly everyone burst into laughter. Or Gail accidentally falling asleep during her night shift and waking up to find her patient had covered her with the blanket.

Her tone is dripping with frustration, but the exaggeration in her expression makes me laugh. “Yet, Gigi,” I tease, raising an eyebrow. “Like you haven’t done anything yet.” Gianna gasps, clutching her chest like she’s offended. “Lala, how dare you! I’m an angel!” “An angel of chaos, maybe,” I shoot back, grinning. We both burst into laughter, the kind that makes your sides ache, as we head back toward Madam Kingsley’s office. The sound of our giggles bounces off the hallway walls, drawing a few curious glances from passing students.

I practically had to retrieve his jaw from the floor. ‘Well, naturally. An ex-convent girl would be far too demure to contemplate it.’ There was no missing the sardonic glint in his eye. With a bored expression she said, ‘Can we get the cliched old jokes over with? Just for the record, I’ve heard about a million variations on “Phwoor, convent girls! Always the worst when they’re let out!” ’ Twitch or tic, it was at it again. ‘No such thought ever crossed my brain cells.’

“What are you, blind, you idiot?” Daniel laughs and shrugs. “It was a turn of phrase! Hyperbole!” “Oh gross, are you and Fay going to use big words all the time?” Janeen asks, turning to sneer at him. Jerome laughs again and Daniel just narrows his eyes at her, but he can’t help his smile.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

But my smile cracked before I could say anything. “HE DID!” they all shouted. “Okay, okay!” I laughed. “Yes, he did. He said… I looked like the reason stars exist.” Leah grabbed a pillow and screamed into it. “Ugh, stop, I’m melting!” Mum nudged me. “I like him more every time you quote him.” Rachel sighed. “i just remembered when high school boys just called me cool back then and they follow me all round. We all laughed, then I shoved them gently. “Alright, out! I need to shower. And please—no group chat screenshots of me squealing.”

’ 😂😂😂 As soon as he heard that puff of laughter, Noah knew that his words didn’t come out right, so without giving Peyton a chance to erupt in another outrage, he corrected himself, “When I said outstanding, I meant memorable, like a huge crooked nose or an ugly burn scar!” Blackie and Levi, still dying inside from holding in their laughter: Yes, you heard that right! You are so fucking forgettable that the only way to make someone remember you is if you broke your nose in three places or burnt off half of your face! 😂 Levi finally couldn’t hold it in any longer, and his chest rumbled with unsuppressed husky laughter, which made the pleasant kind of goosebumps rise on Noah’s arm. However

viola unable to control her laughing she bursted into laughter and collapsed on floor while laughing she holded her stomach as it was paining due to heavy laughing liam was confused because he is expressing his grief but this girl is laughing like he cracked a joke he shouted "What the hell why you're laughing?" viola replied "how can you be this foolish I just made a prank to make you disclose your fake fever drama act but seriously you're foolish" he asked "so whatever you said now" viola continued "whatever I said was a pure lie I just used veniger and few spices along with chilli paste I dont think these will make a man impotent" Liam's face turned pale after listening to her lame prank

A funny quote ;) ________________________________________________________________________________ 𝟧 𝒴𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝐿𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 "ELLA! COME DOWN HERE YOU EVIL MOUSE!" I yelled, looking towards the stairs. I heard giggling. "I am going to kill you! You embarrassed me!" I hissed. "Sorry! I had too!" She replied, still giggling like a kid. * * *