Funniest Glee Quotes Novels & Stories

Joseph replied simply, and Ayesha tried to hide her smile. Glenn began to feel as awkward as they did because he soon fell silent, standing behind her in the crooked line. Joseph's monotone replies definitely made the conversation more discomfiting than it should have been. Strangely, she found the entire ordeal hilarious. Ayesha bit her lip to keep from laughing when Joseph made eye contact with her before he began unloading their cart. As they finished and left the line, Glenn waved at her. "See you around." She waved back at him. "Take care of yourself." Then turned and whispered to Joseph. "Why did you make that so weird."

A slip of the foot, a deep-rooted hatred. "Oh, is that so?" Tom Hulce sneered, his cold laughter filled with disdain. The incident had already happened; what else could he say? If it weren't for Mei Grayson's carelessness and foolishness, he wouldn't even need to have this long conversation with him, would he?

You are just not someone I can honestly be jealous about. I grinned, full-blown now, unable to help it. ME: Uh-huh. Sure. So there's really nothing about me that's appealing to you? PINK_LIPS: Exactly. This time, I actually laughed out loud—just a sharp breath through my nose—but it earned me a warning look from Mr. Healy. “Something funny, Mr. Burkhart?” he asked. I cleared my throat. “No, sir. Just—natural selection.” A few students snickered.

God, both of them are unbearable, "And if you report me again, I'll just say I'm gay too and you're being homophobic to me. Because you're mad I won’t fuck you like you clearly want. Fruitcake.” "I don’t like you!" Logan explodes, completely losing his mind now. Wow. Both of them are unbearable and deranged, "Fucking asshole." "You want me so bad, dude, it’s embarrassing," I laugh, making him get red in the face, then I continue walking out of the studio. But before that, I blow them a kiss, "Bye, girls." They start talking shit about me as soon as I leave, but I just shake my head. What a pair of losers, taking everything way too far for no reason at all. I was trying to be funny for a seco

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

Rohan who had been introduced as Jay's older brother said, then winked at her. "If wishes were horses." Sana said. "And I don't want to be on the same team as you, you disgusting man child." Charlie snapped. "Oh baby, you know you want a piece of this." He leered. "I don't know who's more gross, Warren or you." Sana shuddered. "Hey! What did I do?" Warren protested. "Better check your pocket for used condoms." Charlie laughed, Jay and Sana joining in. It must have been some sort of inside joke, but with how leaky these people's mouths were, I was sure the rest of us will know all about it before the day ended.

I said as I interrupted there whispering. "Sorry about earlier I didn't know you were my classmate". Golden said as he scratched his hair while laughing awkwardly. I just rolled my eyes at him. " How will you know, idiot, I wonder how you pass your exams when you are this dump" . "The teachers don't look at my brain the look at my face". He said and laughed, he thinks this a joke. " It's obvious that the are enchanted by your ugly". I said and shoved him aside and left. Kelvin haven't said anything since then. His just here staring at me as if am an appetizer and it's becoming annoying and uncomfortable .

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

As the designer, I had to stay beside them to explain my idea. The exhibition ended an hour later. Just as I was leaving, Sophia spoke. "Andy, could I please have some coffee with your employee?" Andy cast me a meaningful look. "Of course." In the cafe right across from my workplace, Sophia went straight to the point. Her tone dripped with sarcasm. "I heard you stepped on silver powder yesterday. How foolish. You'll only bring Ethan trouble." I subconsciously held onto a corner of my shirt. "Thanks for the concern. I'm fine now."