Funniest Glee Quotes Novels & Stories

And why did I feel like I was losing my grip on everything that mattered to me? Mark released his hand from my tight grip staring at me with a look of confusion as I smoothed my face with a smile at his pain. Lunch passed by in a blur, but I couldn't enjoy anything. The glee guy was grating at my nerves and I could barely take down my meal. I abandoned it after a few fruitless efforts. For some reason that I could not understand, Olivia found him funny. He told boring jokes and always seemed to dominate the conversation wanting everyone to listen to him. He had that mayor or political vibes that irked the hell out of me. Olivia kept looking at him as he spoke. I frowned and the only person,

Jenny "Go, Babe! That's my girl! You see that blonde?! She's my girlfriend!" I covered Jibee's mouth before I could shout another embarrassing thing. "Stop embarrassing my best friend!" Jibee removed my hand from her mouth "I'm not! I'm just proud of her!" She reasoned out The glee club prepared a musical show before our graduation ceremony start and this lady beside me keeps on shouting stupid things to cheer her girlfriend. I won't deny that Rose is really a great performer.

' ALSO, YOU GUYS SPELLED QUEEN WRONG. I_pooped OMG, WILLY, STOP EMBARRASING YOURSELF AND YOUR TEACHER. Will_the_devil ... Quinn_beach BACK OFF EVERYONE. GUYS, I AM THE ONLY 'QUINN' HERE. Noah's_wifey AND...HERE WE GO AGAIN... "Can you just not, step on my gown?" I choked on air, when I heard that line and that voice. All of us turned around to stare, wide mouthed at...dun dun dun...Alice. My only regret was that she unconsciously quoted my favorite artist.

counts a fun stop. "So he wouldn't worry about killing someone from anaphylactic shock," Gabriel, somewhat sullenly, rejects. Do you think it's funny? My sister wonders when she laughs, even though she sounds looser from now on. “I think it's funny that you keep lusting after Greece,” Justo admits, his laughter fading gradually. “I ran into someone in the elevator.” Gabriel unexpectedly gives up. By the time my sister asks who with, I am now moving to leave. I'm not prepared to see her, I'm not prepared to face her dismissal. However, I barely take three steps when my partner

joke by the jolly sextuplet. "Oh Moon Goddess, help me. If I make it out alive, then I will stop gawking at hot, naked Italian dudes in my painting class,” I prayed and got both my ears boxed from both my mates. "Owww ! Stop damaging these handsome goods. I might die after this,” I wailed. "Oh you will surely die before you even sit on a bike,” Bella threatened, making me chuckle and pull her towards me to kiss the top of her head. Zane's sad eyes averted away when he saw us together and he turned his attention back to Dre, Samantha's Beta.

When we were sure they weren't outside anymore, Marrah and I sighed then we slid out of the cramped cubicle. "She's so stupid," Marrah said. "She's just as stupid as Freya." "But at least we can help our friends because of her stupidity right?" I grinned. Marrah chuckled. *** "Pfft. She's really stupid," Carmen commented, then she burst out laughing. The others laughed along, recalling Lizel's face earlier when she heard my friends got a perfect score. "So you informed Zylene and the other about it?" Joshua asked.

(All men suck!!) ‘All men suck!', Kathleen could feel the tears brewing in her eyes as she plopped down on Gloria's couch, sipping a cup of coffee as she was ready to tell her best friend how embarrassing her interview went. Gloria sighed deeply, ‘I can't believe he lied to you like that'.

Grandma asked in a sarcastic tone. Juno just raised an eyebrow, and continued to concentrate on eating. Gia, who had been holding back throughout the meal, smiled as she imagined herself grabbing Odalis by the hair and dragging her out of the house. “What do you find so funny?” Juno asked. “Oh, I was just thinking how funny it is to see how some people spit on life with such grace.” Grandma coughed as she tried to hold back her laughter, Odalis narrowed her eyes, trying to understand what Gia was saying.

Kevin glared at me, “you know what I hate the most, someone insulting my mother and I don’t care if you are pretty, if you try it again, you are going to hate what I will do to you.” I smirked, “what are you going to do? Teach me how to moan in bed? Because looking at you, that’s the only thing you can teach a woman.” “You are damn right about it and I’m going to make you scream in pain rather than in pleasure.” “Your pencil has to be longer than my pinky finger to do that and from what I’m seeing, it’s an insult to my finger for comparing it to it.” “Damn!” The students around shrieked, some laughing and some glaring at me, and most of the ones glaring were girls.

I glared him, I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. "What happened?" I asked again "She- she hurt my nipple" replied kevin looking out of the window. I looked at zoe with proud smile, I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed uncontrollably. I don't remember laughing like this ever. "This is a great move" i appreciated zoe. She is genuinely genius. "Thanks" replied zoe holding my arm. "Whatever, get out!" Shout kevin. It was hard to content my laugh. But yes I walked out of his office with zoe.