Funniest Glee Quotes Novels & Stories

Lily asks them and everyone shrugs. “I guess so. His whole speech has pretty much been quotes from movies. 'He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did'.” Adam's words make the men at the table laugh and even Kimmy thinks that it is funny. She can not help but laugh with them. She knows that he is quoting Iron Man from The Avengers when he says “that man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice.. but we did.” “Nice,” Alex tells Adam, who smirks at him. But Bella shushes the table to quiet them down and makes them listen to the alpha once more.

“Nate once looked at his grandmother—at Thanksgiving dinner—with the whole family watching—and said, and I quote, ‘Sabrina is adequate.’” Dead silence. Then an explosion of noise. “ADEQUATE?” “Like a Yelp review,” I said, nodding gravely. “Two stars. Meets expectations.” One of them spilled her drink. I was laughing so hard my ribs ached and my mascara was threatening to run. I was rewriting three years of humiliation into comedy and it was working, and the women on that blanket were laughing with me, not at me, and I had not known the difference could matter so much.

Kehlani Everyone froze. The patio dropped dead silent. Did the words just slip out of Elliot's mouth? Did he just confess? Everyone's mouth is dropped open, looking at Trevor and Elliot. Suddenly, Elliot starts laughing. “You guys…. I'm sorry, that was just a joke.” He held his stomach, trying to cover his smile. “I swear, I'm kidding.” “Dude, don't joke with stuff like that.” A guy says. “That's not funny, Elliot.” Maddie sneered and everyone started pouring insults at him, dropping the matter already. I was mad Trevor didn't do anything. Because it doesn't even seem like a joke at all.

I whisper to myself as I take a sip of the delicious champagne. After the toast, while the crowd is distracted, I’m surrounded by Gemini, Zeya and the rest of my family, each telling me how wonderful I did. “Oh. My. God.” Zeya fans her face, pretending to swoon. “Girl, that was so powerful. You look so hot when you’re acting all serious. If I swung the other way, I wouldn’t let you out of bed tonight!” I shake my head, a chuckle vibrating in my chest. Zeya and her inappropriate jokes.

“its been three weeks since you started working at the store, plus hockey and finals? For someone who has never done this before, as far as I know, it's fucking insane how you combine everything." I rolled my eyes at his words. Dorian really did fucking misjudged me, thinking I was a lazy fucking ass because I was born into hockey royalty. Putting on an exaggeratedly girly voice, I quipped back the words he'd thrown at me in the past, “You were born with a silver spoon shoved so far down your throat it’s peeking out your ass.” He looked confused for a moment and when it suddenly dawned on him that I was quoting his own words back at him, Dorian snorted and shoved me. “Shut the fuck up. I don

"You're going to shoot me?" Finn's face looks devilish as he delivers the punch line. "Yeah, full of my cum," and then he does that one eyebrow lift thing men do. My uncontrolled laughter has me choking again and he pounds on my back as I reach for a drink. "That is the cheesiest thing you have ever said. I hope you've never used that line on a girl." "Oh come on, it wasn't so bad." He emphasizes the word come and then laughs with me.

"That chick who plays the banshee on Teen Wolf. Am I right? Smokin'." And just like that, the conversation shifted-now there was a pun-to which female on that television show was the sexiest. Trish sat down across from me, glaring, and I knew this was far from over. *** And that was just the beginning. By the end of the day, I'd been shoved from behind by a group of cheerleaders, jeered at by two girls ...and then I stopped at the newspaper office. Gia looked at me and shook her head. "Quinn. I thought you had more smarts than this."

"You are the best thing that happened to my life. You brought out the happiness inside me that no one else could bring it out. You brought out the best version of me that no one else could make me do so. You made me do things that I have never done before, but to you only. Clyone, you made everything in me enchantic. You are the very very very best moment in my life that I will treasure ever. Baby, don't cry with mucus on. It's disgusting." Despite of my face being soaked with my own tears and myself letting out silent sobs, I couldn't help, but laugh after of what you said. You just won't let me cry in peace, will you? You always break the drama with your puns. Geeze. I cannot with you.

Till then I don't think I can cross the line he drew. 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ I enter my last class for the day which is my music class when something sounds and then falls on me. the class erupts into laughter and I use my hand to wipe the milky substance that was dripping on me off my face and scowl. " Oh that was so hilarious " " Who knew the nerd would take the fall " " She looks so pathetic right now " " I feel bad for her. it's going to take so much time to get melted cheese out of her hair "

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.