Funniest Titans Novels & Stories

Nat says "Shit Titan leave her alone." Rach says grinning at Titan as she notices the blush spread across my face getting everyone's attention. She must have noticed what he was doing when i tried to half assed shrug him off, he just looks at her and shakes his head with a look of warning in his deep chocolatey brown eyes and looks away. The others all start to giggle at them clearly now knowing where Titans hand is now, noone bothering to save me from the rediculously attractive, mysterious, brooding guys torture.

he asks tenderly. I laughed at what Titus said, and I looked at Joy, who was disgusted, then she hid behind my aunt and gave Titus a bad look. “I’m not going to take your words for granted,” she remarked, which irritated Titus even more. “AHHHH! Maniac!” she exclaimed, as Titus frowned and lost his smile. “You’re too tough on me,” he replied, then groaned.

Zang pushed away San harshly from him and tsked. “Tch. Tch. Tch. San, this is YOUR soulmate ?! This human here called you his mate. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,” he laughed hysterically and San seemed even more heart broken as she watched Zang walk in my direction. “Mate thinks we can’t fight this self obsessed moron here,” Titan whimpered through the mindlink. “She thinks we are weak,” he added woefully. “She cares for us. That is why buddy,” I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly.

This next chapter is about the next Dirty J member Titus. Being a no attachment guy Titus meets Ivana. Eagered not to be attached Ivana tries to pretend she is not in love with Titus but jealously is eating her from the inside and constantly lies to make her pretend easy. Will she confess or keep the lies? IVANA “Stupid, idiotic, moronic son of a bitch!” “You know that ‘stupid,’ ‘idiotic,’ and ‘moronic’ all mean basically the same thing, right?” My best friend, Chelsea, grinned at me.

I asked Titus. He shrugged. “Here, there and everywhere.” “You sound like Thane,” my ‘mate’ giggled. I wanted to smile from seeing her laugh. Snap out of it! “What the hell happened to you?” I asked Bronx. “Short stuff did that to him,” Titus said with pride, putting his arm around my ‘mate’s’ shoulders. “What the fuck is with these dipshits touching my mate?” Beast growled. “Calm your ass down!” I snapped at him.

ARIA’S POV I couldn’t breathe. Are those tears slipping down his cheeks? I took a step backward. I don't know what my exact reaction should be to this—it felt weird. Should I laugh? A man like Titan… in that body, tearing up over a silly reason? What is wrong with this shithead? What the hell was he talking about? Forever? I’m not planning on living a day after I finish my mission. Why would I want to stay in this hell?

I could sense it. “Maya, please ignore the mutt. He spouts nonsense.” “I am not a mutt,” Titan indignantly replied. “I have great butt,” he proudly continued. “And mate knows.” Sebastian groaned, lowly saying, “Shut up,” while I burst out laughing, unable to stifle my giggles any more. I sounded worse than a deflating tire but Titan’s fond and smiling face looking down at me, made me bolder to laugh to my heart’s content in his presence.

“Helmet girl!” The three handsome guys went silent for a while. I just knotted my forehead. “What is this lunatic talking about? I am not helmet girl.” The three burst out laughing. The guy who just came suddenly darkened his face. “What did you just called me?” He grimly asked me. “Whoa! Raylie was called a lunatic.” Logan keeps laughing. “This girl is one of a kind.” “Yeah! I think so. No one dares to insult any of the Titans.”

I chuckled. I could feel the shivers that ran through my best friend. “Honestly, we have been friends for ages, but I don’t think that I will ever get used to the thought that you have to die for Xabat to come through. It’s creepy as fuck, especially since after you shift back, you come back as if you didn’t die. You two are some fucks with a very twisted sense of humor.” When Titus finally deemed it fit, he detached himself from my side and stepped aside. I glanced at him to see the shit-eating grin I knew he was sporting when he spoke. “I’ll deal with this shit. Go, before she leaves and you need to chase her down.”

“It's a joke, Adrian. Calm down. I’m not so far gone I can’t see what I just said was wrong. But it was funny.” Titan holds up a pair of black loafers. Adrian shakes his head. “Actually, it’s not funny. You need to stop and realize it’s not funny at all.” Titan pulls out the black dress shoes and Adrian nods. “You need a sense of humor my friend,” Titan ties his shoes and heads down to his office. “Do you care what is on the menu for Lunch?” Adrian asks.