Funniest Titans 소설 & 이야기

The introduction went like this. Titan: My name's Titan. Fifteen. 80kg. 5 feet 4 inches. I know I'm fat, so don't dare talk behind my back about it or experience the most excruciating pain you've ever experienced in your entire life. This is not an empty threat, mind you. I'm effin serious. Next!

, Titan spoke into my mind. “THIS IS AMAZING, AND SO SCARY”, I shouted back. Three different laughs greeted me in my head; who knew wolfs could laugh so much. “Hold on then, let’s go faster”, Titan called back. “Ahh, no!” I shout. The bottom of the cliff couldn’t come quick enough; my body still felt sore from the beating I had taken recently; all the jolting up and down on Titan’s back was making it worse even though it was amazing.

She's gotten comfortable around Leroy and now they're always teasing each other. "Well, what's the 'perfect' name then smarty Hannah?" Leroy raised an eyebrow. "I'll call it, Teen Titans," She says and we burst into fits of laughter. I told her to try and impress Leroy by being funny, but she doesn't really have to do that since Leroy likes her back. I mean, it’s really obvious, she’s just the naive one. Anyways, we’ll just have to go with the flow now. "What about Justice League?" said Luke. We laughed harder, my sides hurting from how much we were laughing.

She started asking with another gasp “O G*d, you doing naughty things, right?!” What did she say!! I want to kill her for daring to say such a shameful thing!! Why is she saying it now?! I knew Titus would be able to hear it. He lifted his head and turned to look into my eyes “Your friend is smart” He whispered and made my face turn red “But, too bad I can’t do such things since she’s still in pain” He continued with a mischievous tw***ling eyes. While on the other line, I heard Alice burst out laughing, I was sure that she could hear Titus’ words even if it was quiet, werewolf ear!

Jeston ranted at him. Because of that, Titania broke into laughter. The two men averted their gaze at her as they gave her a confused look. 'Why is she laughing? Is there anything funny about my statement?' Jeston wondered to himself. Sensing the strange gaze the two men were giving her, Titania spoke up to explain to them the reason why she suddenly laughed. "I just find both of you very cute. You look like a couple who are arguing with each other because you were both worried about each other's safety. So sweet!"

Titan asked. “Hmm, yea, you’re not even wrong, really.” I replied. Titan laughed, that has got to be the funniest cosmic trick in the world. In your own mind you can't keep focused when there are beautiful women here, and the gods know there are plenty of beautiful women in here.” Titan howled.

I shook my head, still trying to process the events that had just transpired. "Bro, you know literally as much as I do," I shot back, my frustration evident in my tone. Titan's response was a hearty laugh. "That's what you get for not leaving well enough alone," he howled, his amusement echoing off the castle walls. Titan's laughter was deafening, clearly entertained by the fact that I'd almost become a eunuch at the hands of a deranged imposter masquerading as a Forsaken. I, however, wasn't amused. The thought of losing my manhood was anything but humorous. My expression remained stern, a testament to my annoyance. "I need my cock," I stated bluntly, my tone a stark contrast to Titan's jovi

Ansel started laughing wickedly as he walked away with the other rogues who had survived the fight. Titus returned Tyler’s look. “Hey. Just look at me. Don’t close your eyes, okay? I will rescue you. You will not die. I promise.” Titus couldn’t keep his tears from falling. “Just wait for me; I’ll cure you.” He is not sure how, but he will figure it out.

I was afraid of what would happen next. Amazingly, Titian remained calm and laughed. Yes, he laughed. Bitterly angry, but on the other hand also quite hilarious. “Of course I'm a bastard. We're both partially of the same blood, interesting isn't it?” he breathed, and I wasn't sure which way this encounter was going.