Funny #aliens Novels & Stories

"No, You will not take her eggs without her permission, I will Speak to her when she wakes up when she is feeling better." "Yes King Halturian, my apologies, I'm just hoping for the future." "As am I Jalab.......As am I......" Oh my God, my handsome Alien rescuer is a King, who wants my eggs. I must be dreaming; this is all too weird to be real. I let the darkness take me as the voices fade away.

I tried to make my question sound as normal as I could manage. "Oh, you mean alien forms?" Alyssa asked. "No!" I said, "I'm talking about the creatures living in the same planet like us." "Oh, like the elves and dwarfs?" Cammie prompted. At that point, I had to keep myself from falling off of the bench. I guess I would rather talk to a tree instead of these two genius girls. "That's fictional characters, Cammie," I said. "So you tell us then," she said.

"It's just so bizarre. I feel like there is nothing wrong with me and yet at any moment, I could end up with this excruciating pain and no reason for it. I know the doctor's mentioned stress and I am working on that but, I don't know…I just feel like that's not the reason behind these weird headaches." The smile on Sid's face was soft but spoke volumes of his concern and empathy. It was another thing about these aliens that Camille found surprising and curious. They looked like gods, were apex hunters in their own right and yet underneath the beautiful exterior and superhuman strength was a being that was wise and caring. Even Sid, who had a reputation of being a bit of a Casanova, had the n

Isabelle Isabelle shuddered against the cold cell that reminded her of a prison. Her world had turned upside down and morphed into a nightmare. Aliens existed! And the scowl on his boar-ish face let her know he wasn’t a misunderstood being who wanted love and peace. The air was dank and musty in the corner of the small cell. Her stomach heaved. Visions of Kohl’s evil face still plastered her brain and she wished she could scrub the image away. Isabelle shivered in dread against the cold metal floor.

"What are they?" "There's The Vampire from Outer Space, the title sort of speaks for itself." "Yeah, sounds like a B movie from the '70s," Emily remarked. "No, it's very fresh," he said ingenuously, "Everyone thinks the main character is a vampire, and it turns out he's an alien!" "What a surprise," Emily said with a touch of sarcasm. "And last but not least, a horror film called They Laughed as They Died." "Really?" He shrugged. "It's a working title. Imagine a clown so evil that his jokes have the power to kill anyone who laughs at them."

Juliana had always been fascinated by the idea of life beyond Earth, and now that she was actually witnessing it, she couldn't believe her luck. Her friend, Jessica, who had brought her to this hidden alien sanctuary, tried her best to explain the different species and their unique abilities. "You see, Juliana, these aliens are actually very peaceful and intelligent beings. They're here to learn about our world and share their knowledge with us." Jessica explained,

He laughed briefly, looking at the ignorant girl as her innocent and still eyes craved for answers. "Not at all! Aliens are just fictions. In my world, it's just the gods and then, the Xox beast who were formally gods, before they ate the cultivated fruit and ruined themselves and the creator's plan for a perfect universe" He explained to the attentive Lia, who would not afford to miss out on a single detail. "Whoa!" She gasped, as she listened to his explanation.

he chuckled. And when he spoke the last line, I suddenly realized that the whole cafeteria had gone stark silent and …. WHAT THE FUCK ?! WHY WERE THEY ALL LOOKING AT US AS IF WE HAD SUDDENLY TURNED INTO ALIENS ? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE !! However, before I could venture out to find a hole to bury myself, my best friend came to my rescue.

Even if I didn't mean to, I knew I made the fever itself sound more of a mockery than a defect. “Go ahead, mock humanity. It's like every species just can't help but do that. Aliens, vampires, lycans, werewolves. Heck, even gobblings think they are better which is fucking ridiculous by the way because they stink.” He finally sat beside me. “Because they—” I turned to him to already find him staring at me and then the phone in my hand which still displayed the selfie Katie and I had taken earlier before we embarked on the mission.

Cummings explains, and shock overtakes me. Aliens are real... I am here because of Aliens... This is like some crazy movie. But it is happening in real life. I was taken from my hospital room... because of Aliens. This is crazy. "You're crazy," I say aloud and Ms. Cummings continues as if I didn't say anything.