Funny Deer Blind Dad Jokes

Ria Robert can only see the dark, she is trapped in the dark and not to mention that she has a past she is trying to forget and run from. Her perception of men is cold and cruel. So how can she possibly love a man when she is bruised, scarred and physically blind? Love is the least of her concerns. She only wants her sight, with that she can be a famous designer, the only thing she ever truly desired. As impossible as it sounds, she is ambitious and optimistic. Her life changes when she meet a man and his goal is to bring her out of the dark. Ian Bryant, a billionaire whose business is rated top one in America. He has everything; striking looks, intelligence, riches and women pooling at his feet. What more could a man want? He wants her - The blind lady who intrigued him. The woman whose eyes are filled with pains yet manages to push on. The billionaire finds himself in a roller coaster fighting his primal desires for her, he has a thirst that only she can quench. How will their story play out?

Lucy's quest for love takes a surprising turn when she finds herself falling for Brian Smith, a complete stranger. As she opens up her heart to him, a crucial question nags at her: does Brian feel the same way? Their connection sparks curiosity and ignites whispers of doubt, revealing the tangled web of emotions that bind Lucy and Brian.

Odessa was once a girl in a small pack with dreams of finding a mate, building her own family life, and becoming a great healer for her people. At just ten years of age, her world is turned upside down from betrayal. She must start life anew as she now fights for vengeance. Levantus has been made king, an incredibly powerful lycan, both feared and respected. Having had a severely dysfunctional family and his heart trampled on by those closest to him, trust never comes easy and love comes even less so. When their worlds collide, how will they learn to navigate it? Can they join together and forge a bond stronger than any other? Or will their pasts drown their love and mate bond?

เพราะรูปร่างหน้าตาเข้าขั้นสวยและน่ารักมาก จึงทำให้อิงเอยถูกเจ้านายและเพื่อนร่วมงานหัวงูกระลิ้มกระเหลี่ยเธอทั้งสายตาและการกระทำอยู่บ่อยๆ เป็นเหตุให้ต้องออกจากงานเป็นว่าเล่น จนตอนนี้สถานะทางการเงินเข้าขั้นวิกฤตสุดๆ! และ... ในระหว่างที่กำลังกระเสือกกระสนหางานอย่างเอาเป็นเอาตายอยู่นั้น เพื่อนของเธอก็ร่อนใบปลิวที่พาดหัวกระดาษว่า 'รับสมัครพี่เลี้ยงเด็ก' มาให้ งานสบายแถมเงินเดือนดี... แต่คุณสมบัติผู้สมัครกลับทะแม่งๆ ชอบกล ต้องหน้าตาดี สัดส่วนได้ กระทั่งหน้าสดก็ต้องสวย! นี่เห็นว่าไม่มีทางเลือกนักหรอกนะ เลยจะลองสมัครดู... *คำแนะนำก่อนอ่าน* เรื่องนี้เป็นหนุ่มฝรั่งสุดหล่อกับสาวเหนือสุดแสบ มีกามเทพเป็นเด็กน้อยไร้เดียงสา (?) แต่งจากจินตนาการและความเพ้อฝันของไรต์ ให้อ่านเพื่อความบันเทิงเท่านั้นนะคะ เหตุการณ์ สถานที่ และตัวละครในเรื่องไม่มีอยู่จริง! มีคำหยาบและพฤติกรรมที่ไม่เหมาะสมและฉาก NC โปรดใช้วิจารณญาณในการอ่าน

Jake Joe was a cop before he started the job of a bodyguard, he handled so many jobs and most of the time he loses his job because of his arrogant way of life. His boss Alexander, an agency who hires out bodyguards to people who need protection never gave him full details about the new job he gave to him. He took the new job because his boss Alexander told him that he will get paid triple times than his normal pay. Jake wasn't aware that it was a job to guard a blind beauty damsel Anastasia. Anastasia is a young lady who was beautiful, she hated bodyguard's because she was raped by one. She thought Jake would be like others but later on she fell in love with him and wished she could see him one day. She has been blind for eight years. She became blind because she was involved in a fatal accident that led to the death of her mom, Mr. Bruce's wife. Both of them loved each other. But their major threat was Ronald, the man who tried to kill Anastasia. When Mr. Bruce found out what was happening between his daughter and Jake, he got Jake fired and that became the worst mistake he made because the person protecting his daughter from Ronald is now gone. Anastasia was depressed and never looked at the man called Xander whom her father wanted her to get married to. After a while Jake took up a decision to protect Anastasia no matter what. Few years past, Anastasia's father found a doctor who was capable of restoring his daughter's eyes through surgery. She flew from California to Indian for the surgery, after the surgery Anastasia was able to see again. They got married at last

While regular CEOs are Mr Perfects, Richard Taleman wasn't one of those men.After his son picked up yet another sibling, CEO Taleman, a single father of many, was forced to listen to hire a maid.What will happen when the very capable new maid win the hearts of the Taleman clan and learn their furry secret? Will she stay or will she run away?Follow the fluffy romance between CEO Taleman, the alpha of his ever-growing family and Emily Horton, a regular household expert.

I lost my eyesight to save Sean Sherman. He had once made a vow in front of everyone, "Rachel Todd, even if you can't see, I will take care of you for the rest of my life." I was deeply moved. I secretly sought out treatment and I kept the recovery of my eyesight a secret as a surprise for him. But on the day I regained my sight, I saw Sean holding his childhood sweetheart, Vivian Cross, in his arms, fooling around with her right in front of me. "You last really long today. Is it because your wife is watching us?" "What do you think? She was the one who bought me these protection products." I understood every word of their sign language. At that moment, my blood ran cold. Suppressing the nausea that was about to overwhelm me, I pulled out my phone and sent a message to the research team that had been inviting me for a long time. I told them yes—I would join their research project. I was going to leave Sean behind and make sure he lived the rest of his life in regret.

Meet Saphira Silverstar. She’s a blind werewolf omega from the Dark Walker Pack. She isn’t allowed do much of anything due to her blindness. Saphira hates her blindness. One day, during a ball for finding a mate, she gets picked by the most powerful, ruthless, and aggressive alpha named Xavier Hellfire. He’s from the Dark Nightwalker Pack.

Di hari ulang tahunnya Clarisa Shen dibuat mabuk. Kakak perempuannya menggantikan dia masuk ke kamar tunangannya, dan tidur bersama, sedangkan dia ada dikamar sebelah bersama dengan lelaki yang tidak dikenal. 10 tahun kemudian Clarisa shen kembali, bersama dengan dua orang anak lelaki yang sangat tampan. Tak disangka saat mereka kembali, mereka bertemu dengan seorang pria yang sangat mirip dengan kedua putranya, dan siapa sangka pria itu adalah ayah kandung dari kedua putranya yang mana pria itu adalah seorang bos besar. Seorang penguasa yang tak dapat tersentuh oleh siapapun. Disaat kebahagiaan mulai menghampiri keluarga kecilnya, Clarisa Shen harus menelan kepahitan, putra sulungnya yaitu, Conan Shen di vonis menderita Kanker Otak.Akankah putra sulung Clarisa Shen sembuh dari penyakitnya?

Aze Harp Montgomery and his friends have infiltrated the school's library and learned about the secret of the Inevitable Blind Man, the thing that they wanted to make sure when they went there. After that incident, he always dreamed of this man, whom he unconsciously know named Priam, and he feel that he was connected to him, making him fear that his mother will be associated as well. Feeling a strange sensation that it has to do with him living without a father, and his mother retiring to be a staff in his school, he tried searching for the book in the library again, this time, they were caught. Their team battle the staffs that hinder their way, wanting to know the details that lurked in this situation. All he was holding on to was his dreams; thay Priam was killed by his mother inside the library when they were younger, and as Priam fell on the ground with the gunshot on his back, it reminded Aze what the Blind Man looked like when they saw his back at the library for the first and second time. Was it a chain?