Funny Deer Blind Dad Jokes 소설 & 이야기

Cain jokes and Dad looks unembarrassed. “Wow, Dad is a stud,” I tease as we eat. “Am I not allowed to have a little fun?” Dad asks. “You could get a second chance,’ I smile at him. “I’m 45 years old. I don’t see a new mate anytime in my future. I may choose one, but it will be a while” Dad winks at me again. “I think Susan is willing,” I tease. “I prefer she-wolves, thank you,” Dad shakes his head.

my dad laughs. I want to ask the obvious question but I don’t want to feel like an idiot. Everyone begins to walk off to find a place to lose their clothes and either morph or shift. Yet it doesn't seem like my dad is going so... might as well ask him. “Dad,” I ask, getting close to him. “Yes honey,” he says, his eyes bright with excitement. “What exactly are we going to do with the animals they catch,” I ask. Strap them to the top of the bus? I absolutely cringed at the image. Though a demon would eat the whole thing, hoves and all without a second thought.

“I did too but you know what?” “What?” “When I was younger and I would get sad, I would think of the silly things my daddy did and it would make me laugh. My dad always had a way of making us laugh.” “My dad was silly too!” Precious exclaimed, excited they had something in common. “He once put ten marshmallows in his mouth at once.” “My dad could put a whole hotdog, with the bun, in his mouth. My mom would yell at him for being gross, but it made us laugh.”

Dad says, and I just about die as my father reveals a secret that I didn't know. "Are you serious," I manage to laugh out, and dad nods as mom blushes for Garrett even though he isn't here. "It was their first date. He prayed to your mom that night, and she heard every word because his prayer was so strong. He explained how he had killed a deer prior to meeting up with her so he could sneak away and eat. He hid it next to her house. She made dinner, but he had to lie about why he didn't want any. It was rough," Dad says, and I laugh even harder as I picture my best friend downing his favorite meat in secret.

"You don’t get my jokes?" "I never get your jokes dad even mom." Dad immediately face mom. "You don’t get my jokes honey?" "No! I do well most of the time." She smile sheepishly. "Tyler, my jokes aren’t that bad right?" I glanced at Tyler and saw him shaking his head. "No, of course not. I find it funny." "See… even Tyler like it." I rolled my eyes. "He’s a liar." I muttered lowly. Dad raised his eyebrow to me. "What’s that?"

"Huh? You don't get it?" "We get it," Kieran said dryly. "It's just stupid." Kidd crossed his arms, glaring at his brother. "Oh yeah? Then you tell one. Let's see if Sera laughs." "Why would I? That's kid stuff-" "Come on! Mr. Perfect at Everything can't even tell a joke? Pathetic!" Kieran's jaw tightened, then he sighed. "Fine. What animal hates dads?" Kidd's brow furrowed. "Is there even such a-"

I could feel the sensation in my own cock, twitching from the stimulus. "Oh fuck Ray, that's nice. It's been way too long." Dad let his brother's cock slip out of his mouth, "When was it?" "The hunting trip." "Oh yeah, Ruth teased me about not bringing home a deer." Dad leaned in and Al's cock disappeared into his mouth. "Ohhhhhh yeeeahhh." Al said, "The only we we would have shot a deer was if it broke into that cabin. I've never been naked for so long in my life. That was four days of fun."

Dad apologizes sarcastically. "With this handsomeness, you didn't notice me?! Father, you're really old, your eyesight got worse," Drake said in disbelief. Tsk. He is so boastful. "You are handsome?" Dad asked in disbelief and looked at Drake from head to toe and scoffed. "Oh please drake! Stop joking around, it ain't funny. You're the one who has poor eyesight. I'm even more handsome than you" said father and smirked at Drake "Father, don't fool me. We all know that among the two of us I'm more handsome than you because I'm the youngest. You don't have any appeal anymore. So I won't be surprised if one day mother replaces you for a younger one." Drake mocked dad.

They fell silent again and looked at us intently. Axis and I stared at each other. I hope this time, they would believe — Suddenly I heard loud laughter. My gaze shifted to my parents and Axis' parents. What the? After telling them the truth, they're just going to laugh at us? "Are you trying to joke around young man and you young lady?" My eyes narrowed again at Daddy. "Dad, we're both telling the truth!" I insisted on my Dad. "Son, you've got to be kidding us," Uncle Fordee told Axis. The four of them laughed again. What the heck is happening?

Dad had made fresh coffee. The four of us sat around the dining room table and shared coffee and talked. It was already fairly late, but we stayed up talking for two more hours. We laughed a lot over those two hours. My dad is fucking hilarious when he's "on" like that. It always feels like I'm struggling to keep up with his quick wit, but it's fun to make the effort. What surprised me was that my mom and sister laughed just as hard at my jokes and comments as they did at Dad's. He seemed particularly amused with me that night as well.