Funny Deer Blind Dad Jokes

“I don't love you. Hindi ikaw ang babaeng gusto kong makasama habang-buhay at alam mo ito.” - Audric Villanueva “M-maghihintay ako. Maghihintay ako na darating ang araw na matutunan mo akong mahalin. Hindi ako m-mapapagod na hintayin ang araw na iyon, at kung s-sakaling mapagod man ako, magpapahinga lang ako at muli kang mamahalin ulit, Audric.” - Ffion Sacueza ••••• Isa lang naman ang gusto ni Ffion, ang mahalin ang asawa niya araw-araw kahit sobrang imposible na matugunan ito. Oo, mag-asawa sila pero sa papel lang ito dahil ang totoo, hinding-hindi siya kayang mahalin nito. Isa pa, paano siya magagawang mahalin ni Audric? Lalo na't muling bumalik at pumasok sa buhay nito si Ivony, ang babaeng totoong mahal ng lalaki. Ang babaeng dapat sana ay nasa katayuan niya bilang asawa nito. Ang babaeng pinakamamahal nito. Buntis ang babae. Magiging isang masayang pamilya na ang mga ito. Habang siya? Kailangan niyang lumayo. Kailangan niyang lumayo kahit dala-dala niya sa sinapupunan ang isang gabing inangkin siya ni Audric. Kailangan niyang lumayo kahit parang hinihimay-himay ang kaluluwa niya sa sobrang sakit. . .

Di hari ulang tahunnya Clarisa Shen dibuat mabuk. Kakak perempuannya menggantikan dia masuk ke kamar tunangannya, dan tidur bersama, sedangkan dia ada dikamar sebelah bersama dengan lelaki yang tidak dikenal. 10 tahun kemudian Clarisa shen kembali, bersama dengan dua orang anak lelaki yang sangat tampan. Tak disangka saat mereka kembali, mereka bertemu dengan seorang pria yang sangat mirip dengan kedua putranya, dan siapa sangka pria itu adalah ayah kandung dari kedua putranya yang mana pria itu adalah seorang bos besar. Seorang penguasa yang tak dapat tersentuh oleh siapapun. Disaat kebahagiaan mulai menghampiri keluarga kecilnya, Clarisa Shen harus menelan kepahitan, putra sulungnya yaitu, Conan Shen di vonis menderita Kanker Otak.Akankah putra sulung Clarisa Shen sembuh dari penyakitnya?

Have you ever heard of this secret, mysterious cruise? On a cruise ship that traverses the expansive ocean on New Year's Eve, rows of beautiful yet blind masseuses wait to be selected. To search for my sister, I pretend to be blind and think of a way to sneak onboard that cruise ship. A bigwig selects me and takes me back to his suite. He tilts my jaw and waves a hand before my eyes. "Are you really blind? Let's try something different, then…"

All I wanted was a man for my mother, a man who will fill her, make her happy. But I made the worst mistake of my life by choosing it...

Calista Maximoff was the daughter of the Alpha of Ridgewood pack, and she mistakenly killed her Father, the Alpha. Realising the consequence of her unintentional action, with the help of her best friend: a dark witch, she fled for dear life, and she unfortunately ran into a group of slavers; she was captured and reduced to a slave. While under the protection, of her new owners, tragedy struck again, and Calista was on the receiving end of this one. She was viciously attacked, and a blind werewolf, Malik Brooks tries his best to save Calista, but unfortunately, Calista eventually died. Calista had no idea, that she would live to see another day, after being brutally murdered. But when she opens her eyes, she discovers herself back in a teenage body. Calista tries to make sense of what is taking place, and she discovers that she has been given a second chance at life. Calista must face the mistakes of the past as she navigates the perilous world of the supernatural, but she finds herself torn between a love triangle, that threatens to tear her apart. Who will she choose in the end, and will it be the right decision? Will Calista even be able to survive long enough with foes hiding around every corner? In conjunction with her new allies, will she be able to fend off a greater force that poses a great risk to the werewolf community? Well, only time will tell in this dramatic tale of betrayal, heartbreak, love, redemption, and of course romance!

Tragedy strikes when 5-year-old Isadora, a bright and beautiful girl, is blinded by unknown gunfire. Her devoted mother, Mrs. Lisa, is determined to restore her daughter's sight, but their financial struggles and lack of resources seem insurmountable. As Mrs. Lisa desperately seeks help, she faces rejection and heartlessness from Mrs. Elena, the wealthy and cruel wife of Mr. Frank. However, a glimmer of hope emerges when Mrs. Elena agrees to help with the surgery costs if a donor can be found within two months. Isadora's resilience and kindness shine through as she navigates her new reality, and a chance encounter with Andrew, the son of Mr. Frank, brings a sense of connection and possibility. Will Isadora's sight be restored, or will her life forever be changed by this tragedy?

I lost my eyesight to save Sean Sherman. He had once made a vow in front of everyone, "Rachel Todd, even if you can't see, I will take care of you for the rest of my life." I was deeply moved. I secretly sought out treatment and I kept the recovery of my eyesight a secret as a surprise for him. But on the day I regained my sight, I saw Sean holding his childhood sweetheart, Vivian Cross, in his arms, fooling around with her right in front of me. "You last really long today. Is it because your wife is watching us?" "What do you think? She was the one who bought me these protection products." I understood every word of their sign language. At that moment, my blood ran cold. Suppressing the nausea that was about to overwhelm me, I pulled out my phone and sent a message to the research team that had been inviting me for a long time. I told them yes—I would join their research project. I was going to leave Sean behind and make sure he lived the rest of his life in regret.

He’s a single dad with a leather vest and a whole world of secrets. She’s a second-grade teacher who’s about to break all the rules. Deacon "Grim" Miller, the Sergeant-at-Arms of the Ravens MC, has only ever lived by two codes: the one for his club and the one for his daughter, Lily. He’s a man built for battle, a survivor in a world of ruthless rivalries. But at home, he’s just a father trying to give his little girl a normal life… a life she can't have because of the trauma of his past. Amelia Vance is a woman who values order, routine, and safety above all else. When she notices Lily is struggling, she’s determined to help, but the last thing she expects is to meet the child's father… a man whose presence feels like a storm she should run from. Their two worlds should never collide. He’s a danger to her well-ordered life. She’s a threat to the secrets he guards. But when a fire drill triggers Lily's deep-seated trauma and a rival gang's patch shows up in the child's pocket, Deacon is left with a choice: push Amelia away or let her in, risking everything he holds dear. To save the child they both love, they'll have to face the truth and a danger that might tear them apart forever.

Silvana adalah seorang mahasiswi akhir yang sedang dipusingkan oleh skripsi. Tapi, ada yang lebih memusingkan baginya yaitu uang untuk biaya wisudanya.Untuk membantu sang ayah dalam mencicil biaya kelulusannya, Silvana berusaha mencari pekerjaan sampingan untuk meringankan beban orang tuanya. Siapa sangka, bayangan mengasuh bocah kecil nan mungil dalam benaknya harus hancur berantakan saat yang diasuhnya adalah seorang bayi besar menyebalkan yang gemar memarahi dan membentaknya. Dia Max Elgort, sang penguasa yang mempunyai kekurangan di bagian mata.Sanggupkah Silvana bertahan saat benih cinta mulai bersemi di saat pria itu masih terpaku pada masa lalu?Lalu, apakah Max akan tetap mempertahankan janjinya pada sang mantan kekasih yang meninggal saat berkendara bersamanya yang juga menyebabkan Max buta?

During the pandemic, to earn more money to pay my bills, I went back to my old part-time job as a blind masseur. However, I did not expect that on the top floor of the office building, there was a hidden special service being offered. My first customer when I went to the top floor to work was the beautiful CEO at my full-time job, Rosaline Dunne. She requested a special massage from me…