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She tells him howling in laughter, flapping her arms like a chicken, I nearly fall off the sofa in shock as dad stutters and laughs. Drake's entire jaw drops in shock as we laugh at him. layla nearly had an aneurysm. She thought it was so funny. Eventually drake breaks laughing a little “Your really not that funny” He tells her, watching her hold her belly as she giggles “Oh she really is” Dad says laughing, he grabs Baylee, yanking her onto his knee and he starts tickling her. She squeals excitedly jumping around and landing beside me on the sofa taking a breath like she just ran a marathon.

" Actually dad, bhai has a surprise for you." " Shut up !! Sid. " I said glaring at him and he laughed. " What is the surprise?? " Dad looked at me with amusement. " Dad, it is a surprise... " Sid said. " You have found a new mom for yourself, who cooks amazing food ? " He said and laughed at his own joke. My dad has a weird sense of humor... " Hey, dad bingo !!! You are quite close.. " Sid said. My dad chocked on his food... I shook my head and gave water to him.

I immediately snapped at him. "Dad, don't do that to him" I said in a pleading manner. He stared at me and bursted into laughter. He tricked me. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! "Dad!" I whine. He kept laughing. That's life with my father, he will joke the truth out of you if he have to. He was an angry bird a few minutes ago and now he's a funny as a clown. Even if clowns aren't funny for us. SOFIA

"And just, when my dad starts talking about hunting, nod your head and don't make eye contact with the deer." "The deer?" I asked just as she opened the door and nearly collided with both of her parents. They had frozen smiles on their faces. Her dad was the first to stretch out his hand. His grip was firm, his smile friendly. And from his camo pants to his dark brown shirt, and even up to his tortoiseshell horn-rimmed glasses, he just looked... nice. "Fallon! Who's this?" Still smiling, her dad released my hand then patted me so hard on the back that I nearly choked on my tongue. "Good strong man! Say, do you hunt?"

he says, sounding serious. “Remember when you and Owen called him Lord Fart Face for an entire year?” Dean asks. I laugh. “And you were Captain Shart Pants. You got so pissed every time we called you that. So naturally we said it as often as possible.” “Because I never sharted.” “We were driving home from visiting Aunt Mary. We all smelled it for the two-hour car ride,” Dad says, and we all laugh.

A deer. Dad holds the squirrel by the bushy tail and we continue our hunt. The squirrel scares me so I try as much as possible to avoid it and I switch to father's other hand. The sounds of the jungle becomes louder, more vibrant as we push ahead. I can hear monkeys and the sweet songs of birds. On my last hunt with father, we caught a lot of bats and a snake. Mother was very proud of us and our dinner was filling. I can't wait to eat the squirrel's tasty meat. Father said we are going for the big one, a deer. I pray we find it and shoot it down and take it home with us. I want mother to be proud and I want to have a very satisfying dinner like last time.

"Kaiden and Roman would have such a field day if they ever heard me telling something like that." "Well, good thing I'm not a dad. Hey, do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it." I choke on my own saliva in an effort to groan louder than Dad, but I have to admit mom's lame jokes are taking my mind off the stinging pain and desire in my body. "Then there's the one about the clown who visited his cousin in Austra—" Dad opens his mouth to cut her off, but he's interrupted by a loud banging on the front door.

I ask. Dad chuckles, a grin spreading across his face like a sunrise. “Wild doesn’t even begin to cover it. Between the animals, the people, and the food…it was a different world.” He adjusts his glasses with a wry smile, “Oh, you know, it was a real wild ride. One minute I was dodging warthogs in the bush, the next I was negotiating with a tribe of Masai warriors over the proper way to make goat stew.” I laugh to myself thinking Only my father could make me laugh with a story that's equal parts ridiculous and charming.

Tia kept cracking jokes and making fun of my dad because he never guessed the right answer so we kept saying he was old and blind I noticed just how much my dad liked her, it was like every time he looked at her he would smiling this big cheesy smile; and that's when I realized that's the kind of love I want. Cheesy smiling and goofy laughter

“What?” “Yes. It’s medically safe,” he says, a smile playing on his lips. I’m about to be sick when he bursts out laughing. “I can’t believe you fell for that. I only used herbs.” “So this is your best dad joke?” “Of course not. I have plenty more where that came from.” “I am not telling my children I peed on their injuries.” “That’s what they’ll have me for. Their grandfather.” “Believe me, there are already two people auditioning for that role. Marcus and Kai.”