Funny Exo Memes

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Gabriela Parker foi a boate noturna com seus amigos para beber pela primeira vez depois de terminar suas provas do terceiro ano, ela era uma virgem de 21 anos que nunca havia beijado ninguém antes. Então, encontrou um estranho na pista de dança, foi com ele até um hotel, deu seu primeiro beijo e perdeu sua virgindade. Foi mágico e perfeito para ela, mas, quando acordou na manhã seguinte, o homem já tinha ido embora. Alguns meses depois, Gabriela descobriu que estava grávida. Ela continuou indo ao hotel na esperança de encontrar o pai de seu filho, mas, depois de quatro meses, desistiu. Ele a abandonou, deixando-a sozinha para enfrentar aquela situação. Ela abandonou a faculdade para criar seu filho, mas voltou à escola um ano depois para completar seus estudos e ter seu diploma. Então, um dia, viu o homem com quem havia dormido na TV e percebeu que ele estava noivo e que era o conhecido bilionário Javier Hills. O que fará sua avó quando encontrar um menino que se pareça com seu neto?

Paano kung ang nag-iisang taong tanging kakampi mo ay biglang nawala? Ang taong tanging tagapagtanggol mo sa mga umalipusta, nagmaliit at pinagtawanan ka dahil sa iyong maitim na kulay. Magbabalik para pagbayarin ang may sala. Gagamitin ang kakaibang kagandahan para singilin ang pamilya Capili. Ang gandang sa lugar na kinalakhan, ay pinandirihan. Gandang pinagtawanan, kinutya, minaliit at hinamak. Sa lugar kung saan ang basehan ng kagandahan ay kaputian. Hindi tanggap ang isang- EXOTIC ang kagandahan.

That night, it all crashed. Three years. The moment she pulled open that particular bedside drawer in his bedroom and saw those papers, the truth sliced her deeper than any blade. It was never her. Has never been. The divorce he handed her felt like the final betrayal, a signature sealing years of lies. And she left with nothing but her pride vowing never to turn back. But, a year later, fate deals a cruel twist when they clash over the same billion-dollar deal only for the investor to demand, 'Work together or walk away'. Now, bound by a forced partnership, he regrets letting her go while she wonders if this partnership will heal her heart or break it all over again.

Gabriel Thorne was seventeen when he met his fated mate across a burning packhouse during a sanctioned werewolf purge. The moment their eyes locked, the mate bond snapped into place with devastating clarity. Dominic Ashford, the youngest billionaire Alpha in North America, rejected him instantly and publicly, shattering Gabriel's world with five brutal words: "I don't have a mate." Five years later, Gabriel has been cast out from the Holy Order, disowned by his exorcist family, and is barely surviving as a paranormal investigator when catastrophe strikes. His father is dying from a curse that can only be broken by Alpha blood willingly given. Gabriel must return to the pack territory he was exiled from and beg the mate who destroyed him for help. Dominic agrees, but his price is cruel: a thirty-day contract where Gabriel lives in his penthouse, attends pack functions as his companion, and submits to experimental mate bond suppression therapy designed to erase their connection forever. Gabriel accepts because he has no choice. Dominic believes proximity will kill the bond. Instead, it ignites into an inferno neither can control. As they're forced together, dangerous truths emerge. The curse killing Gabriel's father wasn't random, it was orchestrated. Someone inside the Holy Order is funding a conspiracy to restart the werewolf purges, and the scandalous mate bond between an exorcist heir and an Alpha is the spark that could ignite a supernatural war. Now Gabriel and Dominic must choose: break their bond to preserve the fragile peace, or claim each other and risk destroying everything their worlds have built. Their love could save both species, Or it could damn them all.

—¡No, ahí ya no cabe más! Tirado en la cama de hospital, con las nalgas pálidas al aire, el doctor me examinaba por mi problema de adicción sexual. Pero parecía más bien estar jugando conmigo. Sus manos no paraban de acariciar mis glúteos, hasta que introdujo un dedo en mi interior. Cuanto más le suplicaba, más excitado parecía ponerse. No pudiendo soportarlo, volví la cabeza para mirar. ¡Ese no era el doctor, era mi profesor de la universidad! Al siguiente instante, sus movimientos se volvieron aún más violentos.

"Biar dia saja yang pulihkan area pribadi istriku." Kevin tersenyum dan memilih pria yang paling gelap dan kekar untukku. Aku mau tak mau tersipu dan menatap Kevin sambil menggoda, "Kamu nggak cemburu atau takut bagian pribadi istrimu disentuh pria lain?" Kevin mencolek hidungku. "Kamu ngomong apa sih? Louis itu terapis yang paling dipuji di sini. Lagian, aku ada tepat di sebelahmu. Apa mungkin kamu selingkuh di depanku?" Aku menyahut dengan manja, "Ah, kamu!" Namun, ketika melihat terapis pria yang kekar itu, jantungku berdebar kencang.

“Confessions Of An Exorcist” Mason Woods is a 40 year old multimillionaire who owns Woods Travel Safe, an airline company in New York City. He lives in New York City with his three-months pregnant wife; Victoria Woods who is a cardiac surgeon and earns a good pay, his two daughters; Audrey Woods and Leslie Woods, ages eight and four respectively. A meeting with a Chinese contractor drags out longer than anticipated and causes him to miss his daughter’s fourth birthday party. Mason Woods comes out of the meeting to see series of calls from his wife. He comes back home and offers to take the family out to celebrate Leslie’s birthday- an attempt to make up for his absent.On their way to a recreational park to celebrate his daughter’s fourth birthday, they were involved in an accident and his pregnant wife and two daughters die at the spot while Mason dies on the way to the hospital. A burial is done and they are laid to rest. But a few months later, Mason Woods returns to life under supernatural circumstances and finds out that everything he owned has been taken by the government being legally dead and also that demons are responsible for the accident which took the lives of his family. He woke up to the realization that demons and ghosts are real and his family died because demons were trying to eliminate him so he won’t have to become an Exorcist. Mason Woods still overcome with guilt and grief in equal measures, leaves everything behind and move to a secluded small town, Vineyard, Utah, where he hopes to begin a new life. A life as an Exorcist. And one day hope to avenge the death of his family and stop anyone from meeting the same fate he

❝Even angels have their demons.❞ An assistant in a billionaire company by day, waitress to a diner by evening and a masked pole dancer by night. Angelina Hemsworth is her name. A maiden with numerous personalities and a heartbreaker. Sylvester sellone, youngest billionaire in Voschester. He's your typical CEO with women falling at his feet. In one unfortunate incident he discovers his dearest assistant isn't so innocent. One thing led to another and suddenly, Dirty Angelina was her boss's exclusive dancer. But things didn't quite end there. Bad girl, bad girl, what are you gonna do when the billionaire wants you?