Funny Feelings Novels & Stories

For no one can defeat me. I stand here, staring into the sky. Hours pass by, yet I do not notice. The sun is rising and the creatures awaken. 'Ahh today shall be a good day'. I have been this way for many a year. Unfeeling. Cold. Numb. I cannot even remember the last time I was truly happy. The last time I felt a real emotion. I don't miss it though. What is there to miss? Emotions only make you weak and cloud your judgement, preventing you from doing what should be done. I am unlike everyone else. I have no feelings, I calculate everything based on it's usefulness. Once it has outlived that period however, I dispose of it. I do not become attached. I do not love. But I do enjoy using these

She was specially created to make my emotions feel like a roller coaster. "What are you thinking?" I whispered to Gerald who was just silent, and my eyes were on the street. "It feels really uncomfortable underneath. My dick is itchy." I'm not anymore, this is the funniest and most thrilling experience at the same time. God, how could Gerald answer so innocently.

"And it was the funniest shit ever, especially when you looked around to make sure no one saw you!" I glare at the fairy who belts out laughter, smiling so radiantly that I'm confident the skin on his face will crack. I hate being made fun of, but strangely enough, I can't seem to stay angry at Sleepy. It's like the bitter emotion is vaporizing and disappearing into thin air, replaced by something warm and soft instead.

“I said who are you or who sent you? Tell me” My teeth chattered in fear. My heart began to hammer against my chest. A feeling of dread creeping up the pit of my stomach. In between that fear was a great urge to laugh. The urge increased as I stared at the guy, whose face was blazing red with anger. I put my hand over my mouth using every muscle to stifle the laughter, which was trying to force it's way out of my mouth. Wait! Something is wrong with me. I'm in a big mess, afraid of what's looming, and yet, I'm also happy. Shit! Why the hell am I happy? Why the heck am I!!? I tried to keep my cool; tried to stop laughing, tried to behave normal but my brain kept on tingling. My mind!!! Where

It warms the blood! I am not jealous! I just feel like I'm being betrayed again!

I groaned and held my head, closing my eyes tight till it ebbed down. Ryu... I started to laugh. How I felt exactly? Even I didn't know. There were so many emotions. Fear, anger, hatred. But the greatest was despair. I wanted to disappear. This feeling... I didn't like it at all. I laughed and laughed. I didn't know why I was laughing. Nothing was funny but I was laughing. My heart was aching but I was laughing. My head hurt but I was laughing. I felt empty but I was laughing. It wasn't until I felt my wet cheeks that I stopped. I touched my face. I was crying. Why was I laughing and crying?

“I mean don't we call bread bad when it goes stale, so is my body going stale.” “Oh no, that’s not what feeling bad means.”, Sarah shakes her hand before my eyes. “It’s a feeling, you know when you feel happy, sad, angry. It is the same thing, you just feel bad.”, she tries to word things I don't know, but the word that catches my ear is the new word, “Feelings.” “What are feelings?”

He smiled, making my heart twitch. Like is a word, I haven't heard in forever. Like is not even an emotion for me, I tend to view it as a bane of humanity and end up scoffing at his stupid attempt to make me feel mundane things. “Funny.” I nearly snorted but maintained my calm fearing to wake her up. “It is funny indeed. You don’t like her, right?” I nodded as he stated the obvious. “You don’t like me as well, hmm?” And laughed this time, amenably.

Fallon I don’t like feeling this way. My chest feels heavy and tight. My throat hurts every time I swallow. Grief and jealousy mingle into a tangled net that creates another kind of feeling–a twisting of the two that makes me want to cry more than anything, which is ridiculous. I am ridiculous. I’m being insane.

Not liking the feeling of being made to feel like a fool. “It wasn’t that funny?” He retorts. Unable to stop herself from laughing, because Robins annoyance now making it even more of an amusement. Cammie shakes her head and tries to cover her uncontrollable giggles with her hand. Robin, grabs her hand from her mouth and pushes her hand down. “Tell me what’s so God damn funny woman.”