Funny First Text Novels & Stories

With all those memories by my side I was missing the person who gifted me all of it. 'Ting'..it was my mobile SMS tune... Message?...I opened my eyes in anticipation. Extending my hand picking up the mobile phone from the side table, I pondered who might have messaged me. On the screen it flashed...Mr Rude...in the bottom line message was inscribed. A smile flashed on my face seeing his name flashing on my screen. It reads... "I am having fun." Reading this short and crisp message all of the smile featuring on my lips got eroded and reading this text made me angrier upon him, why does he need to tell me that he is having fun.

You hurt me Now I was seriously running out of guesses and I had only one name left, which I typed with dread. Brian? Yeah! You got it right! That's it. It was Brian texting me. I withheld the urge to puke. Brian. Tell me whose body were you talking about?! Have you murdered someone? At this, he again sent me a laughing emoticon. It was nothing, princess. It is just something that I do to random people when I'm bored. It's fun! Oh God! Was he a psycho or something? The text scared the crap out of me and he finds it funny.

I received a text message from an unknown number. I used to ignore text messages from an unknown number, but I opened this text message as fast as I could without any hesitation. "You know what's funny? I know your secret but you don't know mine." I immediately stopped walking, peered intently at my phone. A look of puzzlement and surprise crossed my face. What the hell is this person talking about?

Did he die while typing? After five minutes when there was still no reply, I debated on sending a text myself asking why he isn't replying. But that would sound too clingy. So instead I sent – 'Ah I see you got too excited upon construing that question demonstrating concern and promptly fainted. Text me back when you are in your senses.' After two long minutes, I got a reply. 'Very funny. Was talking to mom, she likes you. But then she has always liked stupid people.'

She fished it out, seeing that Anderson had just sent her a text message. It read; I'm on my way to get stabbed with a dozen medical needles, I can endure that much pain, but I don't think I can endure being away from you. You're the only medicine I need to survive. The text was the cheesiest thing she'd ever read, but for some reason, she wasn't bothered by it in the slightest. It was as heartwarming as it was hilarious. She wasn't surprised that he stuck to his playful persona even when sending messages, and when she read the message again, she could vividly imagine the taunting smirk on his face.

But I’m hoping Piper wasn’t so worried about random people taking down her number and texting her the way I was. A small smile curves my mouth at the corner when I find her name. And next to it a phone number. Pulling my phone from my back pocket, I unlock the screen and think this through maybe for a millisecond. Punching the digits in, I open a message thread, and begin texting, only to settle on a one word entry. Me: Hi. I guess that’s better than, ‘hey’. Then, I wait for several minutes until I see the three dots pop up that says she’s texting back.

Was about to reply, when another text popped up. Unknown number 💬: Need me to remind your little ex why he never should’ve messed with my ice-tongued princess?

I should see what he wants to say. I open the message. It says, "Good night. Have a lovely dream. I hope you won't stress yourself because of me" I casually appreciate the message and leave the phone without replying. This is the first time he texted me in simple words. He is not gonna give up, still trying to find new ways. I lie down on the bed and doze off. *

* She doesn't even know the difference between Naruto and Sasuke. *My Bad, I forgot to tell you I am not Jessica your friend, it's a Wrong Number* the texter said and I froze, did I just confessed my deepest secret to a total stranger. This the greatest joke of the century, thinking about it made me crack up the laugh I never knew I still had. *Come on Jess, be serious* I texted waiting for her reaction *I'm serious I am not your friend* she replied making me take a more serious feature.

Muhammad said and they both laughed. Muhammad checked his watch, the time was 2:03am. “Do you want to go for a swim?” Muhammad asked. “I would love to but currently my body can’t handle the strain. Don’t worry, I will be right here cheering you up,” Maryam replied. Muhammad undressed, remaining with his swimming trunks before he dived into the water. After submerging inside the water for some seconds, Muhammad emerged and looked up at Maryam. “Okay Maryam, have you ever heard of swim chatting?” Muhammad asked.