Funny First Text Novels & Stories

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Shirley: sure, I'm excited After sending the text, I switched off my phone and smiled evily.. "What's making you so happy?" Oops! I totally forgot I'm not alone

I took it and sent Funke a friend request but she was offline. “What am I doing?" I spoke to myself as I came out of the restroom... Later that day. I was with Sandra on my seat conversing when I felt a vibration in my right pocket. I brought my phone and that's when I saw a F******k notification. ** Funke accepted your friend request and 1 new message from Funke**** My face suddenly changed when I read the message.** Hello love. I am back ** it reads with lots of love and heart emojis.

Grabbing my phone, I frowned when I saw a text from the devil itself, "CconviNCceee mnhy daaasd tob lkjrseasve." I believe that means Convince my dad to leave. Wow, he's good in typing messages without looking at it properly. SARCASM. I smiled, then said out loud, "What if I don't?" He smirked while Tan looked confused, "What if you don't?" Tan asked. Vibrate. CFRRAXZZXDFYYHGDAATTER. Crazy Hater. Fine.

I had received a text from Sally few minutes earlier: *Hello potato, I just got my first mind-blowing kiss today. It felt as great as heaven (^^) ;-) :-)* *Really? I'm so happy for you. I don't think I had imagined you liking a man this much. You seem to be boring to fall in love ;-)* I replied to her message.

'I need your help to identify who it was' I texted. 'I thought I typed no' He replied. 'There's always a remuneration' I texted. 'No' He typed. 'I'm not interested in money' 'This means you are interested in something else' I replied. 'So' "What would you like?' 'Your seat' He replied. 'Sure' I texted. 'Hahaha' He replied. 'Such a funny joke, Lucifer' 'I'm serious here' 'It's not a joke, though' I typed.

*Aidan Zavia's POV* --- I yawned and stretched my whole body as I just woke up from a lovely dream with my lovely girlfriend. And, a smirk formed on my face when I opened my phone and found a text message from her. "Good morning, my annoying ray of sunshine! I woke up first, better luck next time, Zav. 8/5. I'll just see you later. ;*" I read her message and I chuckled.

That’s where their story began. He texted her first, and she hated him at first. Her nature was to stay out of boys' situations and she knew Liam could have no chance with her at all. She sensed how his eyes were roaming from top to bottom, she felt his stares, that’s why she named him Mr. hornyjerk and just like the name, his first text was actually jerky, “Whoa, I saw you driving your car. Do you drive?” quite stupid to get a girl, right? His intentions were too obvious that she immediately noticed him. But for some reason, she didn’t feel like leaving him on blue ticks. So, she replied to him as politely as she could, without giving him any rude vibe.

So I wouldn't have missed her birthday for the world. I had bought her a phone and I had also saved my number in that phone but we've never talked. So on that particular morning I decided to send her a simple text, I had saved her My marvelous. Me: Hello marvelous. I waited and I felt like it was taking me hours. Six minutes later I heard a notification pop up on my phone. My marvelous: Helloooooooo Caesar!!!!! Against all restraints, I tried to keep myself from giggling like an highschool kid. That was such a warm gesture.

I’m getting excited. From: Clarisse I’ll see what I can do. To: Clarisse Text me something funny or anything crazy. I giggled as I covered my mouth with my hand. I’m laughing as I think about her reaction. From: Clarisse What do you mean? 😀 To: Clarisse Just text me anything that will make me laugh 😁 From: Clarisse What are you up to, Hannah? I grinned from ear to ear, showing my white shinny teeth. To: Clarisse