Funny First Text Novels & Stories

(Smiley face) A big smile formed on my face as I read the text message from Chance. In only a few hours I would be all dressed up and, on my way, to see him. I hoped I would also have my first dance tonight. I never have danced with a male before. I was quite nervous about this but couldn’t wait. Either way tonight was going to be a lot of firsts for me. I may even get my first kiss I thought to myself as I texted Chance back. Me: “Can’t wait to see you too!” (Kissy face)

Shea: My password is Fettuccine Alfredo, unlock the phone and reply to my texts! Who the fuck uses a food as their password. This girl is hilarious. I unlocked the phone and checked the rest of the messages. Shea: Hey, you there? Shea: Please, text me back. Shea: Hello? If you're not going to answer my calls at least text me back. Shea: Argh, you're so annoying, you're the worst human I've ever met in my whole and entirely life. I laughed at her messages as they kept flowing in.

Maddie stayed with Andrew while he did his assignment, using the opportunity to reply to Audrey's texts. Audrey had made it a habit to text her like a hundred times every day, asking about her general wellbeing, and if she had eaten, also about how her day was going. She would also send encouraging texts like how she should hang in there and not give up, and the likes of it. There were also the texts she would send of really lame jokes. Maddie had long given up on her friend and her sense of humor. Her jokes were always well lame…

Deal😀 Goldie»» God, you're such a food lover😂😂😂 So why are you texting me by this time? Goldie»» Can't sleep. Aww, does little goldie need a cuddle from mama bear? Goldie»» Yes, little Goldie does😳 You're so shameless😂 Goldie»» I'm omw Right, joke all you want.

The traitor. I wanted to text her, to say something, but my brain felt useless. Good morning felt too casual and ordinary, so the next eight minutes, I kept thinking, scrolling, typing, and deleting words until finally, I whispered; ‘Screw it.’ And texted, Running late this morning, Hazel eyes. Don’t get lost before I get there.’ For what felt like forever, I just stared at the message, contemplating not sending it. What if she thinks I’m weird for texting her first? Or ever? It is still past six in the morning….maybe if I send a text, I’d seem too eager?

Silas; Yeah, yeah. Fay; Just send the picture to me. Silas; Which? Fay; You know which. Silas; I doughnut know such tIN. Fay; You really are a clown. Silas; Hehehe I know. You love this clown, bitch. Fay; Dfhjjkldfghjkln. I laid down on my bed with my eyes wide open immediately after texting with Silas. The few last texts we exchanged were still clear in my head, where he said I love this clown, which was him.

I entered the house and went straight to the bedroom. I took the phone from my pocket and typed his number. I saved it after. I laid on the bed while texting him. I smiled while doing that. I was just excited. This was the first time I had a friend whom I could text. I liked the idea of ​​it. So that I can get to know him better. Me: Hey, it's me. Maureen. Me: Thank you for driving me home. I got no reply from him. He was probably busy or still driving home— or elsewhere. Maybe he forgot his phone at one side or he was resting. He might also have been silent so he could not reply.

I noticed him texting someone, so I asked: “Who are you texting?” “Raf,” he answered and laughed. Looks like it was a really funny joke. I heard my phone beeping, so I took it and while eating, I started reading my new texts. In group SHUT UP BITCHES Yeah, we called our group SHUT UP BITCHES. It’s funny, you know. Mia: Are you at school already? Jeremy: I am, but you aren’t. I am waiting for you, idiots.

When I think I'm far enough, my laughs cracked like thunder at the empty hallway. "Pffffft...!" I even have to search for something to lean on so I could support myself. My knees wobbled, my tummies ached and tears kept flowing from my eyes. "Omg, that was so funny," I breathed. "My boring days will be over," as soon as I said this, I felt my phone vibrated in my pocket. I quickly checked it and found my bestfriend's name on the screen. [Let's have a drink] Seungcheol texted.

The erection made him notice some of Maureen's amazing features. Her legs were pretty and since her skirt was above her knee, he could see a little of her thigh as she sat. He switched his gaze to her face as she smiled broadly and he was convinced that it was a guy that made her react in that manner. His brows became furrowed and he wondered what could be so funny about the text she received. “I'd send a million dollars no, how about a trillion?” The sarcasm was evident and it made Maureen giggle. Next, she sent a cash sticker and went offline. Maureen smiled again and put her phone away. When she looked at Charles, she met his gaze.