Funny First Text Novels & Stories

His first text read, “Drasa, I’m sorry. Please forgive me. I didn’t mean to call you a slut. It was a slip of the tongue.” Another followed, “Just so you know, Kai was joking too. We didn’t mean it.”

FROM KELVIN: So what exactly do you intend on doing because I can't even think of anything that can be done right now so please, let me know what you plan on doing so I can be on the same page with you. TO KELVIN: It’s easy. I will use a new line and text him. I’m sure he’d be surprised but I’d tell him I got his number from an advice website and decided to tell him of my problems. I sent the message knowing very well that it sounded very silly and Kelvin reacted with several laughing emojis to show that he was also finding my idea quite hilarious. I knew that it wouldn't really make any sense to a lot of people but it was something that I wanted to try and I just had a feeling that it could

I got tired and bored unpacking. Who needs clothes? He wrote back with a winking emoji. I giggled, appreciating his humor. We texted back and forth a bit more before he had to feed Leia. That night, I climbed into bed, my phone sitting on the nightstand just in case he called. I had just closed my eyes when the text message alert chimed. I snatched the phone and read the message. “Have a good first day at work,” I read aloud, smiling big as I did. It was simple and sweet and told me he was still thinking about me.

"A very wonderful morning to the one who kept my dream alive last night. I slept like a baby with the thought of you in my heart. I know this sounds crazy right, I just met you and I have started sending you a lot of crazy texts. But my dear, love doesn't have time, when you see the one you love you feel it deep down in your heart and you want to reach out to the other person no matter what. I don't know if this feels right but I think I want to spend time with you if you don't mind. I could have called you but I am shy. This might sound ridiculous but it is the truth. So if you feel you can spend time with me, please send a reply to me" After reading the text, I found myself laughing. Did h

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

I was reluctant to pick at first but once I saw the sender of the text, I couldn't help but grin like a Cheshire cat. "Hey, good morning. Is it weird if I say I can't stop thinking about you?" Her text read, and my grin expanded. I guess the feeling is mutual then... "Good morning to you too, sweet cheeks." I sent my reply and began to type rather very fast to send my next message "And no, I don't find it hard that you can't stop thinking about me. It is the same for me too." I punched the send button after scrutinizing my message.

Oh, he’s going to be quiet now? Me: I didn't even know you knew what those were. Ian Quinn: Emojis? Me: Yes. Ian Quinn: LOL. Just to needle him some more, I’m smiling as I type back. Me: Ah, you know acronyms too, this is interesting. Ian Quinn: What is? Me: People like you never know what LOL means. Ian Quinn: People like me? Me: Yeah, old people. The text shows the bubbles appear and disappearing, did I manage to make the great Ian Quinn speechless? I laughed under my breath, feeling quite pleased with myself. Take that Quinn. Finally, his reply pops in and I wasn’t holding my breath.

Me: “It was spirit gum, thank you very much.” Xiabao: “Same difference. You looked like a discount drag king.” Me: “Rude.” Xiabao: “Honest.” Me: “Fine. Friends. But if you out me… ” Xiabao: “Never. Pinky swear.” I actually laughed out loud at that. Kael: “What’s so funny?” “Nothing!” Jax: “Bullshit.” Ryker: “He’s texting her.” “How do you know it's her?” I shot back.

With all those memories by my side I was missing the person who gifted me all of it. 'Ting'..it was my mobile SMS tune... Message?...I opened my eyes in anticipation. Extending my hand picking up the mobile phone from the side table, I pondered who might have messaged me. On the screen it flashed...Mr Rude...in the bottom line message was inscribed. A smile flashed on my face seeing his name flashing on my screen. It reads... "I am having fun." Reading this short and crisp message all of the smile featuring on my lips got eroded and reading this text made me angrier upon him, why does he need to tell me that he is having fun.