Funny First Text Novels & Stories

Leslie's heart was filled with joy at the message she received. She then pouted and replied to the text: Betty: *Hey, babygirl!* Leslie: *Hello, who's this? I've never chatted with you before. Why are you texting me?* Betty: *Aww, come on, Les! Don't be like this, I can explain!* Leslie: *I'm sorry, I don't know who you speak of. Goodbye!!*

What had started as a simple exchange of numbers had evolved into something that felt almost like friendship. We'd fallen into this easy rhythm of messaging — nothing deep, nothing pointed, just casual exchanges about our days. Sometimes he'd send me a dry, understated joke that made me laugh harder than I'd admit, and I'd send back a sarcastic reply that made him send the little "laughing" emoji.

Without wasting time, I clicked on it hoping it was something important, but I stopped as I read out her message. “Hhhhhffffghhhhh!***!:’-” A bunch of nonsense! I stared at my screen m, trying to decrypt the message, but I couldn't. Johnny peered his head closer, curious to see what made me look so confused. “Seems like she butt texted you,” Johnny laughed. “But why would she?” I asked myself, louder than my inside voice. “It's a butt text, champ. She probably doesn't even know she texted you,” Johnny replied.

But with all the sadness, it became impossible to sleep. Turning on my phone, I opened my Facebook account. instantly there was a text from Remo. ...... "How are you Beautiful?" For once, she wanted to forget she was ugly. so she replied. "I'm beautiful! remember. But How about you?" Remo threw the water he was drinking. Replying instantly. "Wow, Smartass. I'm extreme for you." "For me?" "Yeah for you." "You are funny." "You are the first one to say that to me." "Oh, I know that this must be the same line you have texted the girl you must be talking to before me."

lol. [Lol - laugh out loud] Kate sent a picture. She's on a water slide. Oh my God, did she actually skip school to go to a fun fair and without me? I'm jealous. 'Enjoy wracking your head. Do mine x' Kate texted back. She's definitely joking. 'I didn't pay attention in class. The only thing I heard was her name and I don't even remember it.' I texted her and sent. 'Girl, what do I do with you?' Kate asks via text.

My phone vibrates in my pocket and I take it out, glancing at the text. 'Hello my sweet little etty weety ' I read the message that was from my very annoying best friend. 'Fuck off!' I greeted him in my usual way of greeting. 'I feel the love radiating through the phone' He immediately texts me back. I roll my eyes at that. He loved to annoy me, more than anything. I decide to ignore his texts, and put my phone on flight mode.

I wasn't ashamed to let her know that. “I can't wait to get fucked for the first time as a wife.” I felt blood rush to my groin at the sight of that text. Fuck! My imagination ran wild. ME: And it's gonna be amazing. I'll fuck that sweet little pussy real good. HER: This kitty would be ready, waiting for your dick. Inhaling and exhaling deeply to calm myself, I poured myself a glass of water. The last thing I wanted to do was stroke my cock on someone else's sofa. I sent her a goodnight text and when I didn't get one back, I knew she had fallen asleep.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

My heart raced in my chest as I stared at the text, reading it over and over again. What could I possibly say to this? I held my breath as my fingers flew across the screen. It didn't feel like it was me in charge of this phone. < And what will you do when you see her? Almost immediately, another text dropped. Like he'd been waiting like a patient dog to catch the bone. Stranger< I'll do to her whatever she begs for. Definitely got humor. My lips spread in a sheepish smile, and I slapped my hand over it. I was drunk. There was no better explanation for giggling over mere words of a stranger.

Which again I thought was a little flirty and weird but thought nothing else really of it. I got off my shift a few hours later and I headed home. Around 6 PM I get a text from her again and this time it read "Hey congrats on your first day, I hope you enjoyed it!" So I sent back a message saying I had and I appreciate her hyping me up! We talked a bit more back and forth and then I said I had to go take a shower and head to bed due to work in the morning. to which she replied, "OK have fun!"