Funny Harry Potter Quotes Novels & Stories

“Do you have a gun there?, I'll rather die than let her be beside me all day, she's one hell of a nightmare” “If she's nightmare then what is she doing here in broad daylight?” I was trying to comprehend what she said when Veronica started laughing. “You should have seen the look on your face, Harry. I was just messing with you” she was enjoying this and I hate her for this. “Damn you”

“You did. But I’m not mad, if that’s what you’re afraid of.” “I wasn’t even aware,” she mumbled behind her hands. “I just remember feeling hot, heart racing, and then… blackout. I’m so embarrassed.” Harry leaned back, a faint smile playing on his lips now. “If it helps… you were adorable. Like a kitten high on catnip.” “Oh my God, don’t compare me to a kitten,” Arabella groaned, her cheeks flaming. “I don’t even know why I acted that crazy.” “Grandpa’s potion is unpredictable,” Harry said, grabbing his coffee. “And you just drank it like it was tea.”

He feigned an expression that conveyed that he was struggling to hold his laughter as he turned to Orseus “Son, what do you think of this suggestion?” “A dog who doesn’t know his master should be put down.” Linus snorted before Orseus could speak “Why waste time?” He turned his gaze towards Harry as he asked “Son, haven’t you heard the saying ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?’” “But isn’t it fun watching?” Harry shrugged with a careless chortle.

“You almost cried over food.” “Because this is heaven.” We both laughed again. For a while we just sat there talking about old memories while we ate. High school drama, teachers we hated… everything we could remember. “You know…” I sniffed, wiping my running nose“Remember when you failed your chemistry test because you wrote your nickname instead of your real name?” I burst into laughter. “You promised never to mention that again,” he groaned. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. “You should’ve seen your face when the teacher shouted ‘Who is Harry Potter?’”

Am lost of defensive words. I clasp my lips together. I itch my head. I pass mom s help out luck. She only smirk. She reurn a you're alone look. She return it amidst devious smiles. I gasp playfully. She betray me. She fucking betray me. I'll definitely return the favor. I send her a threatening signal. She exchange glances with Hermonie. They instantly burst out laughing. They laugh hard and loud at my failure. "Remains mystery at your second best position back at college's because you really as unintelligent" Hermonie mocks more.

Milo and Jax are silent for a long time after I finish talking. Rhea is too, but somehow in a completely different way. While she sits there with her hands in her lap, twiddling her thumbs with the guilt of knowledge, the other two gape at me openly, as if trying to decide whether or not I am playing some sort of sick, practical joke on them. The longer they look at me, the more I feel like I am shrinking, and the more I want to melt into the cracks of the couch cushions beneath me. In my mind briefly flickers the image of Horace Slughorn from the sixth Harry Potter, and in that moment, I too wish I can transform into a piece of furniture to flee from my accountabilities, nondescript and gui

"When I first met you, I thought you would wake up one day and murder me in my sleep or something" Another loud laugh rang in the room. "Oh. Nice. Nice" Harry said with his sarcastic tone and playful smile "What other nice truth do you have in mind about me?" I smirked "You're bad boy" He laughed, the sound low, deep and beautiful. I had to save it in brain box. "I am a good guy" "You are?" I touched the inside of my cheek with tongue. He was now smiling with his mouth opened a little "Yeah, I am. I am a good guy"

You are quite a funny lad". I mouthed to harry 'hes not'. He and Justin both ignored it. "You think that was fun? Wait till you hear my jokes," Justin says and his eyes shine with excitement. "ugh. Barf. Barf" I said. "You know, Claire talks about you all the time." . The blabbermouth who will soon be my former best friend says. Harry blushes. Like real BLUSHES. "First of all, Justin, stop embarrassing me. Second, finish your ice cream. Third ,remember you have a plane to catch, so stop wasting time if you do not want to miss it

she say with a grin plastered across her face. "What? What do you mean? I don't see any other restaurant around here" I tell her and she looked at me like a mother would look at her ignorant child. "Come with me and you shall experience the sweet taste of wisdom" she said doing a Harry potter impression. That was supposed to be funny but it sounded more like an insult. Is she by any chance calling me foolish? I let it slide because she probably didn't meant it another way. I don't want to cause a scene.

"I brought my ex with me” Harry incomprehensibly turns his head towards me. “Do you remember I told you I had never smelled a woman before ? That's because she's not giving off any scent”. Harry's eyebrows seem to have grown together over his forehead. “And that's because she's one of them. The witches”. I look down. Harry starts laughing. "What's so funny ?" “You've been with a girl who spends her free time killing guys like you? How the hell did you dare cheat on her ?”