Funny Harry Potter Quotes Novels & Stories

But in my position, it's sad to hear that. "That's a quote from Harry Potter. Sirius Black said that in the HP and the prisoner of azkaban." She said proud. I rolled my eyes. I don't know what she's saying. "That quote doesn't help. Nicholas doesn't love me." "Really stubborn!" I heard her murmur. "If he loves you he'll come back. He'll do something to fix this." "But what if he doesn't come back?" I asked sadly. She went quiet for a moment.

Max’s POV I had one hell of a day. I was sore, but nothing that the sweet Minerva Jones cannot fix. She whipped me up something from her little portable drawer like bag of potions and dropped a few of it’s yellow content in my tea. She reminded me of professor Snape from my favorite sequel, Harry Potter. The only difference was, miss Minerva was a happy soul. Snape was grumpy.

"In books I have travelled,not only to other worlds, but into my own " I abruptly slammed the brakes . Samuel got up with a start from the backseat and Scar continued with her rhyme "Jingle bells, umbridge smells, losers go away. Draco's hot Voldemorts not, Hogwarts all the way hey!!" Sam and me turned our heads towards scar simultaneously. We looked at her for a while , she stopped singing and Sam was the first to break the silence

Two wrongs don’t make a right. “Hey, don’t think about it. They have done worse to you. You took back your control. I will say this, though. I’m impressed. Remind me to never piss you off.” Harry says with a chuckle, but I don’t find it funny. So I do the only thing I can.

"No need to get violent dear, save that for another time, place, occasion and position if you know what I mean." "Brandon!" Heat rushes up all over my face and Brandon laughs his chest rising and falling. He cups one of my hot cheeks and laughs again. "You should stop that darling or you'll burn my shirt.." This time I don't do anything that'll make him tease me more and instead I stick with just shutting the hell up but I can't help the smile that appears on my face and I turn my head burying my face in his chest to hide it. "Now now pay attention to the movie Harry Potter is good. This is the part where Harry and Ron can't go through the wall and have to use a flying car to get to Hogwarts

Orion snorted, sending a spray of toothpaste into his beard. "Harriet, what kind of half-baked remark was that?" I shot her a dirty look. Harriet was losing her touch, if that's all she could come up with as an amusing comment. "You know, in Harry Potter, Harry could hear the snake moving around in the pipes." Harriet shook her head as she crossed her arms defensively. "I could hear you through the pipes. You guys were so loud I couldn't hear the echo of my own moans." I hopped to my feet and waddled over to the couch. I placed the back of my hand on Harriet's forehead. "No, you don't have a fever. Harriet, honey, I think that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say."

That was how tired they were. Nate’s sense of humor is clearly depleted when he attempted to crack a joke to Hailey, “Hey, you think lemon pants would turn Lenny into a fruit?” Hailey blinked. Despite it, I smiled slightly. I bet she was working extra hard to figure out what the hell Nate just said. But the smile slipped as quickly as it came. This was bad. I have no other choice. I hold up the potion, clearing my throat, “So, I found a solution.”

“You stripped and changed clothes in half a second?” He shook his head in disbelief, then his expression morphed into one of reckless delight. “Forget stripped—I’m a damn wizard, Hagrid.” His grin was so sharp it almost cut. “Come on, let’s see if you turn into a half-giant.” I rolled my eyes, snorting. “Oh, shut up.”

" Harry backed away slightly, crossing his arms over his chest. "Asshole! I'm not that frustrated yet," Aiden replied with a small chuckle. "Wait! You're chuckling?" exclaimed Harry, looking surprised. What's wrong?" asked Aiden. “You're healthy, right? Are you possessed by a spirit or some kind of vampire?" said Harry. "Come on Harry! Your expression is ridiculous. Aiden was still smiling as he sipped his drink. How long have I known you? But this is the first time I've seen you chuckle like that; how fucking handsome! Harry exclaimed, making Aiden laugh even more.

Leaving Zion, Neal, Olivia, Diana and I in agony realizing that only Harry got the right answer as he smiles happily on his seat. “This has got to be a joke!” Zion complains. Neal laughs, “I am seriously bad at my own games!” Everyone started preparing their shot glass and I don’t think I can ever take another shot. I glance at Harry and he is looking at me intently. I know my entire world is spinning and if I have more drinks then I will surely pass out. I will surely be much worse than last night. “Penis!” I called out which made everyone turn to me as I was the first one to say the safe word.